Ho ho ho! Mike (@ProFootballTalk) and Chris (@CSimmsQB) are feeling the holiday spirit as they pick every game from a long Christmas weekend. The guys disagree on 6 games, but does that include the heavyweight Cowboys-Dolphins & Ravens-49ers matchups? Plus, Simms gives Santa a southern twang, and Florio remembers "The Whizzinator."

The West Virginia Empire strikes back, as Mike (@ProFootballTalk) is once again leading Chris (@CSimmsQB) in Best Bets. The guys pick some eerily similar scores, but then end up on opposite sides of Cowboys-Bills & Ravens-Jaguars. But first, the guys reminisce about Christmas claymation.

Chris (@CSimmsQB) is jingling bells and laughing all the way after another big week has him tied with Mike (@ProFootballTalk) on the season. The guys like a few underdogs this week with some bad weather looming. But first, Simms tells his Jerry Seinfeld story.

Things are getting TIGHT, as Chris (@CSimmsQB) swept Mike (@ProFootballTalk) for the 2nd straight week. But is this the week Simms picks against the 49ers for the first time? Plus, Florio gets Exorcist flashbacks from Chris' new voice.

Chris (@CSimmsQB) strikes back, as he notched a straight up sweep vs Mike (@ProFootballTalk) last week. But he is grumpy about having to make 3 best bets. Meanwhile, Florio plays the recorder for us and...actually isn't bad.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Chris (@CSimmsQB) and Mike (@ProFootballTalk) pick all 3 games and give their best bet. Plus, Simms describes playing football with his family while high, and Florio suggests a new Doritos flavor.

With Simms (@CSimmsQB) reeling off a rough week, Florio (@ProFootballTalk) offers some advice. The guys preview every game on the Week 11 slate, culminating in a massive Super Bowl rematch between the Eagles & Chiefs. Can hate be put aside in the name of getting the pick right?

Off a clean sweep, Mike (@ProFootballTalk) suddenly cares about his Against the Spread record as he is catching up to Chris (@CSimmsQB). The guys hit every game from Week 10, including a stacked early Sunday slate. But first, Florio has an idea for Simms' theme song.

Florio chats by phone with the following players after their week 9 wins: (1:40) Chiefs CB Trent McDuffie (8:04) Ravens S Geno Stone (12:22) Texans RB/Emergency Kicker Dare Ogunbowale (18:09) Vikings QB Josh Dobbs

Oh boy do we have some juicy games this week. Chris (@CSimmsQB) and Mike (@ProFootballTalk) pick Dolphins-Chiefs, Cowboys-Eagles, Bills-Bengals, and all the rest of the Week 9 NFL slate. But first, Simms explains why he can't wear a gift from Mike.

It's that time again...Chris (@CSimmsQB) and Mike (@ProFootballTalk) take every game in an NFL slate that has some huge injuries hanging over it. Plus the guys end up on opposite sides of the Battle for New York, and Mike gives us some West Virginia NFL history.

Mike (@ProFootballTalk) is flying high after picking the Jets to beat the Eagles, while Chris (@CSimmsQB) still says you can't tie in a best bet (you can). Plus, the guys end up on opposite sides of the Dolphins-Eagles game of the week.

Chris (@CSimmsQB) is starting to build a lead against the spread, but Mike (@ProFootballTalk) apparently only cares about the category he's leading (veeeery convenient). And even though the Steelers are on BYE, Florio's pasta and meatballs still leads him to not one, not two, but THREE big upsets.

Chris (@CSimmsQB) and Mike (@ProFootballTalk) remain neck-and-neck in their picks (though you might want to #dotheopposite). Which of Florio's 2 favorite teams does he pick to win this week? Plus, we dive into the origin of a dirty word.