We want volunteers, not hostages! Despite his grumbling, Florio is back doing another week of picks with Chris. The guys hit every game from Week 9, starting with a disagreement on TNF. Plus, Mike gets a hankering for some Crazy Puffs (pizza pizza).

Don't look now, but Chris and Mike are on a heeeeaaateeeerrrrr! The guys have crushed their picks the last 2 weeks, and now face a slate with some desperate teams trying to save their seasons. Plus, our intro makes things SPICY between Florio and Simms.

The guys are coming off a good week where Chris thinks some teams are starting to separate. He and Mike tell us what to expect for the debuts of Jets WR Davante Adams, Bills WR Amari Cooper, and most importantly, Raiders owner Tom Brady. But first, the fans weigh in on our use of the word "literally."

Chris rethinks his strategy (again) while Mike is enjoying his profitable performance vs the spread. Plus, the guys react to the breaking news that the Jets have replaced Nathaniel Hackett as offensive playcaller.

Simms & Florio pick the entire Week 5 slate, highlighted by a fun one in London, the Stefon Diggs Revenge Game, a classic Cowboys-Steelers throwback, and the Chiefs with a tricky one at home on Monday night. Bring your blinders for a bright orange creamsicle on the left side of the screen.

Chris and Mike go through an NFL slate packed with good matchups, starting with Simms traveling to MetLife Stadium tonight for Cowboys-Giants. Plus, the guys invent a new word for Florio's confrontation style.

Mike (@ProFootballTalk) called the Buccaneers upset over the Lions last week, and he has 3 more underdogs winning this week. And Chris (@CSimmsQB) has a bold prediction for the Ravens-Cowboys Desperation Bowl. Plus, why are we seeing so many field goals and so few touchdowns?

Chris (@CSimmsQB) started a perfect 3-0 in Best Bets last week, but the Bengals left dead in the gutter; does he think they'll at least cover this week vs the Chiefs? Plus the guys preview Caleb Williams vs CJ Stroud, and Mike (@ProFootballTalk) tries to see how the Vikings could upset the 49ers.

New season, new slate for our picks standings, as Chris (@CSimmsQB) and Mike (@ProFootballTalk) once again predict every game straight up and against the spread to see who is the best prognosticator (or just who is the luckiest). But first, Mike is upset about his new headshot.