“Have you ever experienced a thirst so powerful that you wondered if anything could quench it? It’s times like these I grab an icy cold can of Dr. Pepper and let the bubbly beverage and its 24 flavors flow into my body. Remember to always drink Dr. Pepper from a can so you can get the aluminum flavor from the can.
I was at a restaurant one time, enjoying a lovely dinner, and the server had the audacity to give me Dr. Pepper FROM A FOUNTAIN! I threw it in her face, called her a banshee, and proceeded to knock over every magazine rack in every GameStop across the country. It took a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris and a crisp, cool Dr. Pepper in a can to calm me down, so let this be a lesson to you all: Make sure you have plenty of icy cold Dr. Pepper in a can on hand.”
thatguy1979 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
04/22/14