EXCLUSIVE coverage of the 2024 Election, and the ONLY place online where you can find out WHO will be the next PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! (It's King Donny T. Remember 2016?) WITH SPECIAL GUESTS: Aaron Imholte from Steel Toe Morning Show, Tom Gulley, Kino Casino, Ethan Ralph, Milo, Sven Stoffels, Ethan and Hila Klein, Keemstar, Boogie, WingsOfRedemption, Charles Howell, and Destiny. PLUS: real-time tracking of Mr. Burgers election-induced mania, Revenge Of The Cis has been let go from...

HAPPY AWFULWEEN! JC(P-)S Criminal Psychology Presents: The dramatic conclusion to the #FindingLilah Saga. The disappearance of Lilah Gold became a cold case in the winter of 2021. She was on her way to meet her online boyfriend, Ruphio Pheonix, for the first time when she was never heard from again. Now, in 2024, the case has gone hot again with new evidence and a confrontation with Ruphio brought to light. We explore the psychology behind Ruphio's twisted mind, including his Mommy Issues,...

A Spooky lead-in to AWFULWEEN. THE COUCH QUEEN Mersh has been spotted, buffalo hump and all, out in the wild. Ruphio Pheonix is BACK on Youtube after a long hiatus, and he's made some new CRYPTID friends. Let me introduce you to COUCH CREATURES. Vile beings who move from sofa to sofa, infesting your furniture, and appearing on stream picking their holes. We call a psychic to contact Mersh's DEAD GHOST HUNTER SISTER, and get a big surprise when more spirits than we bargained for show up....

I am joined by animator, cartoonist, and drunkard Sven Stoffels to talk about an EMBARRASSINGLY TERRIBLE podcaster. A guy who wears over-sized grandma sunglasses in his dark studio, makes a big deal about using in-ear monitors instead of headphones, and loves covering Patrick Melton and Steel Toe Morning Show. I'm of course talking about Win By 2 "Radio," and Sven and I can't help but think he reminds us of somebody... BUT FIRST: Artism, FONT CHAT, John K. and Doug TenNapel, the medium is the...

[3+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2490] AARON IMHOLTE IS HERE! A year ago I caught Steel Toe Morning Show ripping off one of my Goons from me. None other than Mr. Burgers. I couldn't believe my eyes. But now something sinister has started happening, something IMPOSSIBLE, and it's leaving a bad taste in my mouth. I believe Mr. Burgers has been replaced with some Artificial Ingredients. Some true A.I. Spergers has gone manic again and this time he's...

Everyone's Literally Me character has been beaten and humiliated, not only at the box office, but in his clown-hole, too. The Joker was a massive success, so who could see it coming that Joker 2: Folie A Deux would be such a flop? I will give my non-consensual full review of the movie, but first... Chick-Fil-A has fallen, and only an autistic Lady Gaga fan can save the day, the Santa Cruz Joker somehow saw Joker 2 and completely missed his hero getting thrown over a pinball machine like Jodie...

[4.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2488]  In this episode, we dive deep into the intriguing intersections of technology and culture! Join us as we explore the fascinating world of Mersh, the impact of hurricanes on our digital lives, and the role of AI in shaping our future.  We’ll discuss insights from Dr. Egon Cholakian, analyze perspectives from Fleccas Talks and Win By 2 Radio, and dissect the controversies surrounding Redbar and Crystal...

Hey everyone! Did you hear? We live an an eternal nightmare world where it is 2016 forever. Hope you enjoy SLOP! Your favorite conservative humor podcast starring a big fat hack and a dopey sidekick reading day-old Twitter takes set to vaporwave aesthetics is BACK, and they are killing it on Youtube! No, not Revenge Of The Cis, their podcast is absolutely dead in the water with Rumble... It's FLECCAS TALKS! Turns out, Royce and Mersh ripped off Fleccas entirely for their whole show, right...

[2.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2483] MOLESTERY SCIENCE TEACHER 3000: My former high school teacher, David Kielbowick, was an odd duck that all the kids laughed at and ridiculed. He couldn't look the kids in the eyes. He had a tremble in his voice. But he was a pretty decent teacher, and I always thought he was ok. Turns out I was wrong. A few years ago, Kielbowick was arrested on absolutely HORRIBLE, predatory charges, involving a minor...

VITO GESUALDI, the long-running permanent cohost of PODAWFUL who has been on every episode for the past 15 years is now potentially on the chopping block. Yeah, that's right. I'm about to fire your favorite guy from the show. You better tune in to see if I do it or not. Should I do it? Tweet me and leave a hearted comment in my like-hole to make your voice SQUEARD (which is a new type of hearing from our partners at Squarespace). Engagement-bait words about the show: Dick Masterson, Biggest...

[4+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2481] Chris kattan has started the absolute worst podcast in history called Idiotically Speaking. Kattan and two goobers he's been paired up with revel in the STUCK CULTURE we are all trapped inside, and relive Chris' glory days on SNL with guests like Fred Armisen, Dana Carvey, and Tim Meadows (live from a coffee shop bathroom). In order to promote new Podcast Product™, Kattan has slithered his way onto Rick...

Vito is crying on Twitter, saying Dick Masterson is going to kick him off The Biggest Problem in the Universe podcast. Why? Is it because Vito deleted superchats about his weight? No. Is it because he blocked Patreon supporters in the chat room? Nope. Is it for Vito's constant inappropriate "jokes" about kids? Nu-uh, of course not, Dick likes those. Well then, what is the reason? It's because Dick Masterson is jealous of Keemstar's success, and wants to copy Lolcow Live and turn Vito into his...

[2.5 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2478] The news is reporting that Gen Z and Gen Alpha aren't taking 9/11 seriously anymore. They make constant, ironic jokes and memes about that terrible day. How do you make iPad babies NEVER FORGET a day they could never remember to begin with? 5 years ago I predicted this would happen and shelved the Crashtacular permanently, but after discovering a DARK SECRET about the Zoomers' tasteless memes and tributes,...

Mersh is starting to make me feel like Björk. After dissecting Revenge Of The Cis' first appearance on Elijah Schaffer's show, Mersh decided to dramatically shave his head bald, and show the true MONSTER within. Now, after a second appearance on Eljiah's show, Hollywood Mersh is melting down. He's down bad from gambling, living paycheck-to-paycheck off of Nightwave Radio, and going live, teetering from the edge of his Florida motel balcony, begging for money so he can attend his sister's...

[4.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2474] Mersh has gone TOTALLY BALD! Aaron Imholte from Steel Toe Morning Show has been arrested, and was on THE NEWS! The Comedy Shaman has entered an uneasy alliance with PODAWFUL after issuing DEATH THREATS to Jesse on Salvo Pancake's stream. We explore Mersh's accidental haircut, speak to a reporter about Aaron Imholte and Nick Rekieta's relationship, and dive deep into the terrible rap song written byt the...

It's the 4 year anniversary of the month that Mersh from Revenge Of The Cis and Nightwave Radio finally got RIPPED! Ripped by Porsalin. Ripped by Metokur. Ripped by Youtube. And, of course, ripped by PODAWFUL. Now Ryan Katsu Rivera joins in on the fun as we review Mersh's lates endomorphic appearance on Elijah Schaffer's show The Nightly Offensive. Meanwhile, PODAWFUL was once again canceled by Youtube, Rumble is going to be insolvent within a year, Aaron Imholte from Steel Toe Morning Show...

[7 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2468] Comedy Shaman has been Hoodoo'd. I've been Youtube'd. Susan Wojcicki, the former CEO of Youtube and the current CEO of her own grave, is dead at 56 from a long battle with internet cancer. She leaves behind a long and storied career, a digital legacy felt the world over, and four out of five of her own kids. Oh well! Last episode I once again got JEETED by Youtube, and had my video about Comedy Shaman's...

The Comedy Shaman becomes the Tragedy Shaman in this internet-age remake of 1992's gender-bending crime-thriller, The Crying Game. Imagine for a moment your perfect woman. Does she have long hair? Smooth skin? Stunning eyes? Does she have a cock? The Comedy Shaman said seeing The Crying Game's twist was his biggest nightmare in life, until he met his new girlfirend... FEDS. According to Shaman, Feds is the perfect co-host, the perfect comedian, and the perfect woman. She's the total package....

[3.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2465] A year ago, Steel Toe Morning Show stole my intellectual property, Mr. Burgers. A plan was hatched to MAKE THEM PAY. I worked with Mr. Burgers on a scheme to think outside the bun and end Aaron and April Imholte's marriage. After Mr. Burgers professed his love for Ape, all while charbroiling Aaron over his inability to please his wife, it happened. April left Aaron for Nick Rekieta. In exchange for a job...

Dick Masterson has Mad Cow Disease now that his own "Dickpocracy" has caught up to him. After championing his minion Riley going after Eric July, Daxipad tweets his disapproval of the same harmless shenanigans happening to him. I've started a brand new business called RileyEats, where you can have lolcow milk delivered straight to your house. For some strange reason, Juju the Cow is blaming Eric July for his new inflatable toy. Find out the hilarious truth behind my henchman showing up to...

[1.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2456] What happens when a PODAWFUL GOON begins dating a PODAWFUL HENCHMAN? Well sparks sure are flying but not for all the right reasons. The Comedy Shaman has wooed his way into our very own Feds’ heart, but it seems autistic cupid has shot his arrow and it struck Mr. Burgers right in his buns. Now Mr. Burgers has challenged the Comedy Shaman to a burger eating contest for the heart of Feds! So who is the Big...

After two years of being too scared to confront PODAWFUL, Alex Stein showed up on the Steel Toe Morning Show to hash things out with Jesse. It was a bloodbath. The audience was divided on who won the fight. All the Henchmen think Podawful won, all the Chat Rats think Alex won, all the Toe-heads asked Aaron why he got cucked on his own show, and everyone who is totally neutral thinks... Podawful won. EVEN MERSH. Watch the whole head-to-giant-head go down in full with a little added context as...

[3.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2450] Happy Daddy's Day! And the Father Of The Year Award goes to... literally anyone other than Nick Rekieta. I would rather my dad was a deadbeat than in my life and as LAWtistic as Nick. Nick is turning into one of the Earth's Jokers, replacing his alcoholism with an addiction to... I guess poisoning the town water supply with laughing gas? I don't know. Give the award to Aaron Imholte, even, I don't care....

REDBAR has become the new Howard Stern. Not a replacement for Stern, he's just exactly copying  modern day Howard. And Ethan Klein. And Mancow (according to my DM's with Mancow). His constant chase for fame has made his show jump the shark, and his need to be seen as cool while looking like a cold grandmother has warped his show into a teenage pop star magazine. Nobody hates Redbar fans more than Redbar, so exposing a few of his DIAPEBEAST fans show the emperor wears diapers. And one of them...