Sven Stoffels is a talented animator, comic book artist, and streamer. I don't know him from any other thing. He is also my best friend. Sven will be drawing famous black figures from history in honor of Black History Month including Ethan Ralph, Mike David from Redbar, Tom Gulley, and Ruphio Pheonix. Also Jim Norton is married to a guy. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2432 VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsS8r0tFxkg  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza RSS FEED:...

Salvopancakes was fired by Keemstar, dumped by Redbar, and ex-communicated by Ethan Ralph, so now he's here. After losing Salvo's Spelling Bee (even though he was given a disabled child's rules), Ethan Ralph challenged Salvo to get more viewers as guest host of Podawful than Ethan did with a bet of $200 on the line. Now Ethan is running from his booking on the show, blocking Jesse and Salvo, and possibly view-botting streams. Salvo brings on a certain surprise guest to diagnose Ralph's mental...

A Mexican took over my job and did it worse. Shocker. Ethan Ralph nearly ruins his big chance guest hosting PODAWFUL until Mini Manson shows up and saves the show. I apologize personally for how bad this episode is. I told Ethan he could do anything he wanted and he chose to force the audience into a permanent siesta. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2430 VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdVn5pGytQ  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss YOUTUBE:...

The Goons get celebrating the New Year by getting hopped up on goofballs, and instantly breaking their resolutions. Countdown with us to the STROKE of midnight as Mersh goes goo goo for dabs once again. Redbar DROPS THE BALL while sneak-addressing Podawful's jokes on him. Mr. Burgers PARTIES a little too hard when his Burgers come back up on him, and he wanders around his trash pile in his New Year's Baby birthday suit. Female cop, gun drawn, female cop, female cop, gun drawn, gu-, fe- female...

It's a Toxoplasmosis Christmas! Dr. Mersh reads us his favorite Christmas tale, How The Grint Stole CATS-mas. The mean old cat lady, THE GRINT, doesn't like the Whoish people of Lakeland, Florida, so he's decided to steal all their cats, and force them to celebrate his Christian holiday. Laugh along as the Grint starts his GoFundMe to grift from a stolen cat, wind up dumped by the charity he claimed he was donating the money to, and heads to the casinos for a last-ditch Christmas miracle!...

There seems to be some confusion going on about my Christmas vacation. Some people got it in their heads I'm going to Jet Neptune's Fishtank. Because of a fish emoji. So is it true? Will PODAWFUL be the next in the 'Tank? The Piranhas discuss the new secret "lore" of Fishtank Season 2, the EMBARRASSING nature of watching zoomers have ideas, and Jesse's trip to America. PLUS: Revenge Of The Cis chase the clout dragon again, Comedy Shaman confronts Hostbusters, and Redbar tries to remember...

14 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW! The Comedy Shaman is a former meth-head, former DIAPEBEAST, and former enemy of PODAWFUL. Jesse and the Shaman have managed to patch things up, and now Comedy Sheman is auditioning to become the cohost. In this emotional rollercoaster ride of an episode, Shaman wows with his Hank Hill impression, attempts transvestigating in a game of TRANSSPOTTING, makes som Hank Call Prank Calls, and things get BRUTALLY HONEST. Jesse and Clay tear into Redbar, Nobody Likes Onions,...

[3.5 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2415] MADDOX BLAST! Maddox is finally exposing his DICK PROBLEM. He's a day late and $20,000 short, but better autistic than never I guess. Dick Masterson is now on his heels trying to defend himself against a stack of receipts so high, they are taller than three kinda tall things put together. After years of lying and implying, Maddox accuses Dax of pandering and slandering, and now Daxipad is TWEETING AND...

REDBAR'S WATCHING... Podawful. A lot. And his Adult Baby Diaper Brigade loves coming to tell me about all their psychotic theories on their best friend Mike David. I've never seen anything like it, the level of friendship simpulation going on between these drug addicts and their rappin' granny podcast man. Finally figured it out, though, Redbar has built his entire brand around styling himself and the show as a 2016 streetwear hypebeast. These people NEED Redbar to be cool, or else the value...

[2 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2412] It's the 7 Year SHOnniversary! Soup Porter has been inhabited by the very spirit of the Earth's Jokers. An evil, demonic spirit that causes him to do terrible things, and I don't just mean the timebomb inside his keister. What separates Soup from the other Jokers though is he has his own true Harley Quinn, Merle. She is fearless, and crazier than him. She is his queen, and God help anyone who dares...

Mersh, Queen Of All Gay Vampires, was interviewed by two doofuses about his epic life story: love, betrayal, bones, and hunger. An epic thrill ride of questions ensues where the hosts of Mir Musk vacillate between seeming like Nightwave Superfans and complete trolls. Mersh has confrimed on twitter he is finally going full cat lady and going Hard 9 Trans. PLUS: Turkey Tom's CARVING gets discussed on Lolcow Live, Cult Member James is confronted in an incredibly awkward intervention, and we are...

Comedian Patrice O'Neal was one of the greatest stand ups ever, and one of the best parts of the Opie And Anthony Radio Show. But there is a DARK open secret in the comedy community about Patrice that nobody seems to talk about. PODAWFUL calls into the Comedy Shaman to reveal the untold story about Patrice O'Neal's proclivities, and which black comics are on the downlow. Comedy Shaman's Channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVBGgbQ5-fg https://podawful.pizza/posts/2409  VIDEO:...

Turkey Tom carves up slices of himself as an offering of cringe for Thanksgiving. After being completely cucked by his girlfriend, Tom cut her name into his chest. Salvo and Podawful went Turkey hunting, and are serving up a Roast for dinner. After Keemstar's DM's were leaked, he needed a distraction that would shiled him and his Commentary Community friends from criticism. Thus the Lolcow Live podcast was born! How do you make Keemstar, Nicholas DeOrio, Turkey Tom, and the Indian...

[3 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2407] The Earth's Jokers are growing in numbers by the day. PPP, Tom Gulley, Mersh, even KEFFALS are now joining their ranks. It's time to look at PATIENT ZERO, Harlan Dale Absher AKA The Santa Cruz Joker, and figure out the symptoms to the terrible disease known as CLOWN SYNDROME? What drives a person to their "One Bad Day"? We investigate a brand new death threat Harlan has posted to PODAWFUL for any possible...

Former ARCH-ENEMIES are now teaming up to do a show TOGETHER. Tom Gulley is the man I believed had my Youtube Channel taken down, but now he has agreed to audition for the role of co-host of PODAWFUL. The only catch? THERE IS NO JOB. Tom and Jesse laugh about Mersh's dying moments, Mr. Spergers challenge to Tom, Steel Toe getting cucked, The Santa Cruz Joker trying to lure Gulley into the Legion Of Goon, the Comedy Shaman's Redbar reactions, and more! PLUS: Gulley News, Font Chat, and Tom's...

FRANK HASSLE IS HERE! Mersh nearly died on stream while smoking bones. He had a boneverdose. In a moment, I saw my whole podcast flash before my eyes. Apparently Mersh has been just inhaling toxic metals into his bloodstream for years now, but not to worry! he says it was actually GOOD that he had a mini stroke live on air. Oh and that it happens every day. Frank Hassle joins me to discuss Mersh's pathetic attempt to take him on a steak dinner, and Frank's future plans to HASSLE the Florida...

We revisit Mersh's graveyard mouth in celebration of Dia De Los Muertos. Mersh seems to have forgotten why he took his chat off screen for two years, so we sent him a reminder once again while he was live on Nightwave. DEAD TOOTH. PLUS: ROTC's Rumble contract still up in the air, Mersh's trip to Vegas, the INSANE cat videos on The Bad Luck Boys channel gives me toxoplasmosis, Mersh lures in children on Halloween, wheelchair kids, Awfulween Costume Contest, a surprise visit from Mini Manson,...

HAPPY AWFULWEEN! The girlfriend body count continues in this action, horror, thriller. After Ruphio Pheonix was last catfished by an OnlyFans girl, the vengeful gamer incel turns his blue glasses on a new Final Girl-- AVA. Ava is a girl with a MYSTERIOUS past in one of the internet's most notorious shock sites, THE RED ROOMS. The DARK WEB's torture and slaughterhouse for camgirls. But Ava is not alone, also vying for Ruphio's love is her fellow Red Rooms survivor STELLA. When the Romanian...

A Redbar fan (an Adult Baby Diaper Lover) started messaging me a year ago, sending schizophrenic messages as if we were already in the middle of a conversation. Claiming he was friends with Mike David. Telling me he would be the next big thing in broadcasting. His name was Clay Combs, and I never responded to him. Well, I Gave It A Year™ and now Clay has his own podcast called The Comedy Shaman, and he is still obsessed with Redbar. Clay, like all Redbar fans, can't stand me because I helped...

From SNL to SCP. KATTAN has been triangulated! I was sent DISTURBING FOOTAGE of the creature by two strange, demonic monks. They somehow located Kattan and went to his house to bless the cursed lands. Meanwhile, some Youtube nontent digital toilet named SSSniperWolf pulled up outside the house of another million-subs-no-ideas tubehead named Jacksfilms. According to the internet, this is BAD. So now I'm against this kind of thing in particular, and it is my job to keep Kattan SAFE & SECURE...

Zen Rhino has been cheating on Mersh with Steel Toe Morning Show. His fifteen bucks has been going in Aaron's collection plate. His lust has been going toward April's rack instead of Mersh's. And he has even been stealing content from Nightwave for them. I was never, ever, EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR gonna talk about these pathetic nothing freaks. I made a promise to never give them the time of day. But then Aaron Imholte committed an unforgivable sin against PODAWFUL. He stole a Goon. Not just any...

[2 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2393] Since the beginning of time. Since the first gamer. There have always been incels. Ruphio Pheonix, the King of Gamers, has been plagued by a series of catfish girlfriends. Many times it has seemed like the Pod Awful Cult itself was behind them, but when Ruphio showed up with a brand new girlfriend named Barbie, one that nobody from the Cult had ever heard of, everything changed. Suddenly Ruphio had been...

[2+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/22391] THE WORST PODCAST THAT HAS EVER EXISTED. It shouldn't be possible. The five top hosts in Late Nite TV, the five men who speak to audiences of millions on legacy media... the five... white guys. Thanks to the WGA Writer's Strike and their own refusal to pay their employees, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, and the insufferable John Oliver have come together to create the unfunniest,...