Episodes
00:06 - Fish and Chips in Thailand it rubbish
03:04 - Why don't Thai people knock the door?
03:55 - English builders vs Thai builders
10:00 - YouTuber Lord Miles now captured by the Taliban (Not funny)
12:40 - China is worse than 1984 now...
16:02 - Jail time for scaring Chinese chickens
17:30 - Dalai Lama regrets asking boy to suck his tongue
22:03 - Indonesian breaks penis after perfoming worlds most dangerous sex position (we don't know the position)
22:14 - Farang raft rescued in...
Published 06/17/23
0:36 - The problem with Thai hospitals
8:00 - Unlimited wine and tapas for under 100 baht
10:40 - Soi dog finds bag of 1000 meth pills in Sattahip
14:20 - Good luck tree gives Thai lottery numbers for 6,000,000 baht
17:40 - April fools day is illegal in Thailand
20:00 - Why Thais might not like farangs (Pattaya)
23:15 - Anyone fancy Pad Krapow flavored condoms?
Published 06/11/23
1:00 - Everyone is dying
2:20 - Best hospital in Bangkok?
3:00 - Best beer in Thailand (And it's cheap)
15:15 - Why are Thai bottle openers so dangerous?
15:55 - Are Farangs less flexible as Asians?
8:50 - "I can offer 12 inches if she wants it" - Gary Dodd
11:55 - B*****b classes on Koh Panghan - Katie Mae Scripps
15:30 - No foreign tour guides allowed!
17:40 - No high powered water guns, no booze and no powder this Songkran
19:44 - Spycams in the Australian embassy toilet
22:00 -...
Published 05/16/23
1:00 - Everyone is dying
2:20 - Best hospital in Bangkok?
3:00 - Best beer in Thailand (And it's cheap)
15:15 - Why are Thai bottle openers so dangerous?
15:55 - Are Farangs less flexible as Asians?
8:50 - "I can offer 12 inches if she wants it" - Gary Dodd
11:55 - B*****b classes on Koh Panghan - Katie Mae Scripps
15:30 - No foreign tour guides allowed!
17:40 - No high powered water guns, no booze and no powder this Songkran
19:44 - Spycams in the Australian embassy toilet
22:00 -...
Published 04/24/23
1:50 - Why do Thai people love sweet food?
4:20 - This is the last thing I want when I'm eating my sushi in Ekkamai
6:20 - Far East News - Some good news and some bad news about the missing radioactive cylinder
12:10 - Do NOT tell Thai immigration that you're a Crypto millionaire
13:20 - This is the last thing that you want to happen if you bungee jump in Pattaya
21:00 - You don't want to see this lying on the ground
24:25 - When you come to Thailand - DO NOT fist fight with monkeys on...
Published 04/04/23
2:30 - Living in Thailand on Western Time
3:37 - I bought a bottle of piss for 40 baht
6:00 - Good idea for a film written by a little Thai kid
7:20 - The problem with writing futuristic things
FAR EAST NEWS
11:00 - Chinese man stole $24 then hid in a cave for 14 years
13:50 - Should we let Bronson out of prison?
15:21 - Popular female biker unmasked as 50-year-old Japanese man
19:00 - When is Sixties fashion coming back?
20:20 - Should we save tigers?
22:10 - Pandas are...
Published 03/27/23
3:50 - Levels of hotel in Thailand
5:40 - The problem with Thailand plug system
6:45 - Thai businesses with English names
8:40 - Should you speak in a Thai accent when using English words in Thailand?
10:00 - Thai Language Barriers - English phonetics
11:00 - What is wrong with Thai Taxi drivers?
13:00 - Do taxi drivers rip you off?
18:30 - Far East News: Weird Chinese zoo
19:45 - Far East News: Tesla fails in Thailand
20:50 - Far East News: I was served THIS on Japan...
Published 03/21/23
1:00 Never use Booking.com
3:20 Do sniffer dogs get addicted to drugs?
4:10 Arms dealers getting caught out by declaration forms
6:30 Do Japanese girls have big t**s?
8:30 Blokes can sexualise anything
11:10 Is Japan, Germany and France full of perverts?
13:50 Chimpanzee strikes back
14:25 Chinese mom not happy with virgin son
13:20 Thai "meatball" factory shut down
16:00 Japanese breeding visa
16:30 Japanese finds 7,000 new unknown islands
17:25 Man loses custody of daughter for...
Published 03/01/23
0:00 - Is a 6 pack worth giving up pizzas?
2:50 - You can get through life if you see everything as a challenge
4:45 - Lambrettas are overrated
6:10 - Best sex playlist
10:40 - Little Englander mentality
15:35 - Far East News: Sexy roti girl isn't happy
17:25 - Far East News: Taiwanese actress e-cigarette police bribe
19:40 - Far East News: Boy playing hide and seek found 6 days later in another country
20:45 - Far East News: Lil pump coming to Pattaya
22:30 - Far East News: Thailand...
Published 02/23/23
0:00 Happy Chinese New Year
2:03 The 3 types of baldness
5:00 Debunking some common myths and wives tales
8:10 Koh Samet the gay island
9:04 How much do UK taxis cost
10:05 UK trains delayed
10:50 UK homeless people
11:50 Where else to visit in the UK (NOT LONDON)
14:45 Thai military draft - transexuals
15:35 - Far East News: Real life Tarzan found in Vietnam
16:39 - Far East News: Food vlogger stabbed to death by rival food vblogger
17:35 - Far East News: Japanese fish committed...
Published 02/17/23
3:25 - Does being famous help you get girls out of your league?
5:20 - Being ginger in a hot country
6:45 - Why do Irish love to drink so much?
10:50 - Travis Leon leaked sex video
12:20 - Most livable city in Asia
13:50 - Most accepting society: Thailand vs Japan
15:15 - Most important thing in a spouse for Japanese people
18:40 - Thai military lottery draft
21:50 - Effects of decriminalising weed in Thailand
23:00 - US vs Russia prisoner exchange
24:45 - Nurse using dead patients’...
Published 12/28/22
1:30 - Asia doesn't care about the environment
3:30 - What kind of chocolates to buy a man
4:15 - Why you should avoid the sleeper train to Chiang Mai TIKTOK
10:00 - Red hot Cheetos beef burger
10:40 – Celebrity crushes vs real people
12:50 – Christmas in Thailand
14:20 – Hotels need to sort their plugs out
18 MIN FUNNY MASK FACE
19:15 – Far East News Thailand- Thai temple left with no monks after failing drug test
20:25 – Far East News - Sentenced to death for not selling your...
Published 12/18/22
00:05 – Never support England
03:35 – A message to Scottish football fans
05:55 – Have Qatar paid referees?
08:50 – Who will do the worst in the world cup?
10:55 – The best football song
12:55 – Far East News Korea - North Korea could host world cup
15:05 – Should we respect Qatar’s culture?
18:05 – Far East News Japan - Japan’s world cup aims
21:40 – Farang News UK - The Shieks took me back to the palace and let me play with his lions
24:20 – Farang News - Today I feel Qatari, I...
Published 12/04/22
1:10 - Why its better to listen to podcasts than english teachers TT
2:55 - Warning for getting a haircut in Thailand - TT
5:15 - Is it okay to punch someone if youre only joking?
6:10 - How to deal with getting happy-slapped
9:53 - Who would you rather sleep with? Vampire, Mummy, Warewolf or the Bride of Chucky?
11:30 - Far East News Philippines - Extreme anti-cheating methods in school
13:05 - Far East News Thailand - Woman found living in Bangkok airport for 2 months
15:10 - Far...
Published 10/31/22
#20 - Why does Taiwan love gay erotic novels?
0:05 - MegaCovid Symptoms
6:55 - The worst goth Name
8:20 - Do you know what a baby hedgehog is called?
9:25 - Do asian people have bad English tattoos?
14:05 - How long does it take to make a podcast?
17:15 - Far East News Thailand: This Thai whisky will get you arrested.
18:30 - Far East News Thailand: I'm not drowning, I'm just drunk.
19:05 - Far East News Thailand: Thai woman challenges Belgian street racer and crashes.
20:50 - Far...
Published 10/23/22
0:00 - Mens mental health
7:55 - If you were a prostitute what would your standard rate be?
14:55 - Far East News Japan -Japanese anorak fetish
19:35 - Far East News Japan - Tinder conveninence store
21:30 - What countries are safe to sue the police?
23:20 - Farang News - WWE isn't a sport
25:00 - Chess anal bead update
26:05 - What is the capital of Thailand?
27:40 - IMPROV: Getting overcharged at a tourist attraction
29:40 - IMPROV: Thai monkey keeps stealing your food
32:30 -...
Published 10/12/22
1:00 - Surprising alcoholism recovery method
3:50 - Pattaya soi dogs vs Bangkok soi dogs
7:15 - What the hell is an antioxidant?
9:45 - Breakfast in bed is rubbish?
12:55 - How often do you shit?
15:10 - Do you say pump or fart?
19:05 - Far East News Taiwan - Nursing home stripper for mid-autumn festival
21:25 - Western News - Massive prosthetic busts and bigots
24:25 - Can 1.4 million frogs kill a dog?
28:15 - Was Yellow written in 10 minutes?
29:15 - Rules for what you can and...
Published 09/23/22
1:45 - Prince andrew is a sweaty nonce
5:5 - Is Danny Laruso culturally appropriating
6:45 - Can you be too kinky?
10:25 - The problem with jumping spiders
12:15 - Far East News Thailand - Cat hitchhikes across Thailand
15:15 - Far East News Japan - Please use rear train cars if you don't want to be groped
19:35 - Far East News - Selfish bird feeders
21:30 - Western News - The great chess anal toy controversy
28:20 - Whales never hurt anyone... or did they?
31:15 - Why you shouldn't...
Published 09/19/22
1:00 - Best mala in Bangkok
3:40 - Why are gay bars so expensive?
4:30 - Why it's good to look at dead bodies
6:20 - Best BTS station in Bangkok
7:25 - How much should you tip Grab riders?
8:10 - How to open a banana
10:00 - My nan used to feed me dog food
11:35 - Tesco Lotus vs Big C
13:00 - Who would be in your will?
14:55 - Nana Plaza vs Soi Cowboy vs Patpong
16:05 - Far East News India - Mom poisons daughters rival
17:40 - Far East News China - Motorway built around stubborn house
19:35 -...
Published 09/13/22
Tons of advice for you in today’s podcast, from relationships to masturbation and more news than ever brings you the best, but mainly the worst that Thailand has to offer.
We share with you a newcomer to Thailand's first observations and share with you our experience of a strange Bangkok museum that might actually be worth visiting.
If you’re in Thailand or England, or anywhere in between, get involved and listen.
Published 09/01/22
Listen in for plenty of the best of the worst Thai news. Bottom of the barrel stuff.
You also get to learn a Thai superstition which you can find with a quick google search but it’s much better hearing it on our podcast.
Lucky listeners will also learn a little strange but effective pick up which works for guys and girls, even us…a long time ago.
There is a lot more but if I tell there’s no point in listening. In fact, I haven’t even mentioned the best stuff. Fancy that.
Published 08/24/22