It's the Holiday season! Reeah and Jem are back on their b******t: mis-remembering The Polar Express and arguing about if Santa is a whily wizard or an eldritch horror. A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email: [email protected]  Tumblr:...

Neville Longbottom and the Deathly Hallows: Part 7 of a seven-episode mini-series where Reeah and Jem reimagine the story of Harry Potter with Neville as the protagonist. The cover art for this episode was created by: Twitter: @nutsalia Site: https://iamnutsalia.wixsite.com/website Email: [email protected] A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website:...

Neville Longbottom and the Fall of the King: Part 6 of a seven-episode mini-series where Reeah and Jem reimagine the story of Harry Potter with Neville as the protagonist. The cover art for this episode was created by: Twitter: @nutsalia Site: https://iamnutsalia.wixsite.com/website Email: [email protected] A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website:...

Neville Longbottom and the Order of the Phoenix: Part 5 of a seven-episode mini-series where Reeah and Jem reimagine the story of Harry Potter with Neville as the protagonist. The cover art for this episode was created by: Twitter: @nutsalia Site: https://iamnutsalia.wixsite.com/website Email: [email protected] A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website:...

Neville Longbottom and the Goblet of Fire: Part 4 of a seven-episode mini-series where Reeah and Jem reimagine the story of Harry Potter with Neville as the protagonist. The cover art for this episode was created by: Twitter: @nutsalia Site: https://iamnutsalia.wixsite.com/website Email: [email protected] A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website:...

Neville Longbottom and the Prisoner of Azkaban: Part 3 of a seven-episode mini-series where Reeah and Jem reimagine the story of Harry Potter with Neville as the protagonist. The cover art for this episode was created by: Twitter: @nutsalia Site: https://iamnutsalia.wixsite.com/website Email: [email protected] A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website:...

Neville Longbottom and the Chamber of Secrets: Part 2 of a seven-episode mini-series where Reeah and Jem reimagine the story of Harry Potter with Neville as the protagonist. The cover art for this episode was created by: Twitter: @nutsalia Site: https://iamnutsalia.wixsite.com/website Email: [email protected] A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website:...

Neville Longbottom and the Philosopher's Stone: Part 1 of a seven-episode mini-series where Reeah and Jem reimagine the story of Harry Potter with Neville as the protagonist. The cover art for this episode was created by: Twitter: @nutsalia Site: https://iamnutsalia.wixsite.com/website Email: [email protected] A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website:...

Reeah and Jem try to figure out if any of the Hogwarts teachers are actually qualified to do their jobs, and along the way they accidentally figure out why the entire wizarding world is the way it is, and why it makes sense. A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email:...

Reeah and Jem hijack the Knight Bus without understanding how the hell it works, and then try to think of the best uses for it, alternating between road-tripping and murder. EPISODE NOTES: A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email: [email protected]  Tumblr:...

Listeners, it's time to dwell on dreams and forget to live. Reeah and Jem do a deep dive into all of Harry's dreams throughout the entire series and attempt to figure out if they mean anything or if they are totally random. Can Harry see the future? How many of his dreams are influenced by Voldemort? Why does he dream about his Firebolt so often? Along the way the sisters frequently get distracted re-telling and interpreting their own dreams, so be prepared for rambling anecdotes and no real...

The sisters return once again with their Sink or Float miniseries to argue whether the ship of Severus Snape and Lily Evans should sink or stay afloat. Reeah's argument is "Always" and Jem's argument is "Move on!" Will the sisters be able to argue coherently, or just dissolve into rambling messes? This month's cause is Reconciliation Australia. This year, Reconciliation Week's theme was: More than a word, reconciliation takes action. Find out more about how you can take action to support...

Reeah and Jem are back in another episode of their Page to Screen miniseries. This time the sisters are comparing how magic was written in the books to how it ended up looking on screen. The sisters discuss wand choreography, smokey bois, the various colours and sounds they remember, smokey bois, why wizard duels tend to look like magic rope tug-o-war, smokey bois, and the best and worst moments of movie magic. As usual, Jem has well-researched theories and comes to thoughtful conclusions,...

Reeah and Jem declare that they can create a more entertaining and better designed Triwizard Tournament. Jem creates a series of interconnected symbolic tasks, and Reeah bases all of her ideas off reality TV shows. This month's cause is the Women's Justice Network. Find out more about how you can support this grassroots organisation which is committed to advancing the prospects and wellbeing of women and girls affected or at risk of the criminal justice system by following this link:...

Reeah is a self-proclaimed 'Peeves defender' and Jem maintains that whatever moral lessons Peeves' presence may provide to the students of Hogwarts it isn't worth allowing a poltergeist to strangle children with tinsel. This month's cause is Red Dust. Find out more about how you can support the development of community health programs in remote Indigenous communities by following this link: https://reddust.org.au/ A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more:...

Happy April Fools day listeners! Rather than attempting a prank of their own this episode, Reeah and Jem instead rank the best and worst pranks in the series. We debate niffler rights, muggle baiting, messing with vs traumatising your siblings, and reminisce about our real-life swamp corridor. A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website:...

Reeah and Jem take the place of Barty Crouch Jr in Harry's fourth year at Hogwarts, and devise various plans to kidnap a 14 year old Harry, so the Dark Lord can return. (Warning, Jem left a window open while recording - oops - so you may hear the sounds of Australian summer in the background of this episode.) Also this month's cause is Change the Record. Donate to help highlight the impacts of Covid-19 on indigenous communities and help chronically ill people in prison get...

How does the map know your name? Is Peter Pettigrew the wizarding world's greatest cartographer? Why did Fred and George never notice the man sleeping in their little brother's bed? It's time to manage this mischief, because Reeah and Jem solemnly swear that they are done with this map's nonsense. (Warning, Jem left a window open while recording - oops - so you may hear the sounds of Australian summer in the background of this episode. Sorry listeners!) A That's Not Canon Production. Find...

This episode is dedicated to Direwolf Summer! Thank you for your patreon support and your regular support! Were the Boy Who Lived's parents really meant to be? Or was Voldemort not the only reason their romance was tragically short? Celebrate Valentines Day with Reeah and Jem by putting James and Lily Potter's relationship to the Sink or Float test! Also this month's cause is IndigenousX. Follow the link below to find out how you can support 100% independent and indigenous-owned media,...

Reeah and Jem pick up their Quirrellmort argument right where they left it during the movie commentary and investigate Professor's Quirrell's whole ... situation. Because seriously, what is it like to have another person growing out of the back of your head? Jem thinks it's like Ratatouille, Reeah can't focus through the overpowering garlic smell, and both sisters have truly insane ideas about the best way to hunt unicorns. A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more:...

Reeah and Jem use their inner eye to see the future and make some Harry Potter related predictions for 2021. This month's cause is Black Rainbow. Donate to support an organisation which pursues positive health and wellbeing for Aboriginal and Torrest Strait Islander LGBQTI+SB communities by following this link: https://blackrainbow.org.au/donate/ A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at...

Watch along with Reeah and Jem as they talk over the entire first Harry Potter movie. Happy Holidays listeners! EPISODE NOTES: A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email: [email protected]  Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com  Instagram:...

Watch along with Reeah and Jem as they talk over the entire first Harry Potter movie. Happy Holidays listeners! EPISODE NOTES: A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email: [email protected]  Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com  Instagram:...

Jem has a bone to pick with Ernie, Reeah is desperately trying to remember the one psychology subject she did at uni, and they both have very different interpretations of Ernie Macmillan. Here's the link to the psychopath test we used: https://www.businessinsider.com.au/hare-psychopath-checklist-test-sociopath-2016-11?r=US&IR=T A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact...

Reeah and Jem are two dark witches intent on living forever, but will their antics involving outer space, old trees, Dev Patel, and Shark Tale aid them in thier quest for immortality or simply make the gallant hero intent on defeating them want to kill them quicker? A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website:...