Join Reeah and Jem one last time. The sisters explain how the podcast came to be, what they are proud of, and share a special surprise. A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email: [email protected]  Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com  Instagram:...

Reeah and Jem conclude their deep dive into magic in Australia by designing their own Australian wizarding school. Reeah gets excited about the school houses, Jem comes up with a silly uniform, and both sisters end up going on tangents about thier own time in high school. Reddit post about an Australian magical sschool Another reddit post about an Australian magical school Coober Pedy Min Min Lights Plumbing the Death Star episode: If Australia had a Wizarding School, How Would it...

Reeah and Jem continue their deep dive into Magical Australia, looking at Australian culture. Here's the episode Plumbing the Death Star did about an Australian Magical School: https://open.spotify.com/episode/6DLZHv6Gb0pVZbqzko2LUQ A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email:...

Reeah and Jem continue their deep dive into their Magical Australia series, looking at Australian History. Content warning: discussions of colonisation, violence, genocide, racism. Relevant links: The Stolen Generations: https://aiatsis.gov.au/explore/stolen-generations Poinciana woman: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-04-10/who-was-darwins-mysterious-poinciana-woman-urban-legend-myth/9596398  Bandicoots:...

Reeah and Jem begin their miniseries on magic in Australia by exploring how magic is tied to the Australian land. We talk about geography that we actually understand for once, imagine how magic would feel in the physical spaces of our country and entertain ourselves greatly by trying to come up with some original Australian magical beats. Here is the story of the Rainbow Serpent which Reeah read in this episode: https://www.kullillaart.com.au/dreamtime-stories/The-Rainbow-Serpent Some other...

Reeah and Jem answere all the unanswered questions about the Harry Potter series. Youtube video about the fanfiction My Immortal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWEgD1PVFNg Fanfictions mentioned in the episode: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4536005/1/Oh-God-Not-Again?__cf_chl_f_tk=gtKHBjvZpEqgh.w1p8OCEd9IwYKUx55QAGbPoMPkV1g-1663075618-0-gaNycGzNCFE https://archiveofourown.org/works/7331278/chapters/16653022 A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by...

Reeah and Jem run through the 'canonical' post-canon information, immediately discard the parts of it they don't like, and spend most of the episode coming up with cooler headcanons for the characters that were done dirty. A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email:...

Reeah and Jem discuss all the schools (magical and non-magical) in the Harry Potter universe, and discover they are all weird and unsuitable for children. A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email: [email protected]  Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com  Instagram:...

Reeah and Jem try to figure out how society could possibly survive when wizards are inevitably forced out of the closet. Jem experiences the seven stages of grief and Reeah is ready to march to war as the sisters face the harsh reality of the situation: the world will never be the same again. A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website:...

Jem tries to figure out how laws are made and Reeah can't understand why all wizards aren't killing eachother. In this episode, the sisters argue about how a lawful society could function if everyone has the capacity to do whatever they want with a wave of their wand. A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website:...

The sisters (foolishly) attempt to cram all the Page to Screen episodes that could have been into one final Page to Screen that covers every possible topic. We look at all eight Harry Potter movies and discuss the best changes, the worst changes, the most nonsensical changes and just the things that we think we could have done better if we were in charge. Reeah has several pitches for scenes she'd like to improve and Jem has a very specific hill she is willing to die on. See...

The wizarding world is once again at war, and this time the two superpowers are Reeah, the Headmistress of Hogwarts, and Jem, the Dark Lady. As Reeah does everything in her power to keep the Boy Who Lived under her control, Jem launches a ruthlessly efficient plan to take over the world. Who will win? Or is this entire scenario simply a losing game? A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at...

Reeah and Jem have a long hard think about what might have happened if Voldemort had repented for all of his evil deeds, and get distracted by trying to understand Nanny McPhee. Would Voldemort have survived his remorse? Does he deserve it? Would it have mattered anyway, or are we all just born what we are and can never really heal or change? A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at...

Reeah and Jem weigh up the pros and cons of living as a rat for twelve years. Is the high fertility rate, bad reputation and utter boredom all worth it to potentially become a homeowner living free from capitalism? A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email: [email protected]  Tumblr:...

Reeah and Jem step through the veil and discuss one of the most important themes of the series. We debate the true nature of souls and the afterlife and wonder if the quest for immortality is worth it (or even really possible) before proposing an asexual reproductive cycle for phoenixes, struggling to remember where blood comes from and arguing about whether death is a guy or not. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Is Dumbledore daft or is he dangerous? In this episode, the sisters take one of the most morally grey characters in the series and try to paint him as either a hero or a villain. Jem argues that a good person is someone who tries to act for the greater good, and Reeah argues that it's bad to be a puppetmaster who manipulates children. Neither sister knows what a mugwump is (other than supreme). A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi....

Reeah, Jem, and special guest Josh are precocious young academics just trying to get good marks during their years at Hogwarts. Surely attending school in the same years as Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived won't be too distracting for them... right? A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email:...

April Fools listeners! On this momentous day, Reeah and Jem play the roles of the greatest fools of all (average citizens of the wizarding world) and set their feeble minds to the task of figuring out if Voldemort really is back, or if there is something far more sinister going on... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Reeah and Jem, two people who know even less about the economy than they do about sport, attempt to explain how money works in the wizarding world. Why can't wizards solve their money problems with magic? Do the goblins control the economy, or do they just work at the bank? Why are the coins whimsical rather than functional? The answers to these questions (and many more) cannot be found in this episode, but we sure do talk about them for a truly unreasonable amount of time. This episode also...

Reeah and Jem finally talk about Quidditch and forget to mention that the game was named after 'Queerditch Marsh' the presumed birthplace of all gays. Reeah thinks it's good to have a nonsense game and Jem creates her own wizarding sport to rival Quidditch's popularity. A link to Frodor, who obviously cares more about Quidditch than us and actually made a good defence for it: https://www.reddit.com/r/harrypotter/comments/3zni7t/discussion_is_quidditch_a_flawed_game/ A That's Not Canon...

Things get very heated in this (probably) final Sink or Float episode! Listen as Reeah and Jem get more and more furious with each other as they argue over whether the Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley ship should sink or stay afloat. Reeah presents several great arguments that Jem tries (and fails) to straw man into incoherence, and who cares what Jem has to say. A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at...

Reeah and Jem attempt to answer some troubling philosophical questions, including: What is the difference between sentience and consciousness? How can an artificial mind achieve self-awareness? Is it really possible to know if the people or portraits around us are actually conscious? Does it even matter? And, most importantly, what would it take to make Snape's portrait literally go f**k itself? A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi....

Reeah and Jem forgo their usual Potter Predictions to instead reflect on Harry Potter as a franchise and a fandom, unpack how they are feeling in 2022 and decide what they want the legacy of the podcast to be. Also, Reeah has completely unavoidable and 100% necessary technical issues with her laptop. A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website:...

It's the Holiday season! Reeah and Jem are back on their b******t: mis-remembering The Polar Express and arguing about if Santa is a whily wizard or an eldritch horror. A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email: [email protected]  Tumblr:...