If Walt Disney were alive today he would surely say, “To all that come to this happy place, welcome. Make sure your phone is fully charged because our app is going to drain the hell out of your battery.” Jessica McKenna (Off Book Podcast) returns to tap, swipe and get frustrated at Disneyland's clunky ass app. "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (Tokyo DisneySea Version) with Matt Mazany" episode is up at: Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide  FOLLOW PODCAST: THE...

Beth Appel (The Sex Lives of College Girls) is here to recap her trip to Denmark's finest, quaintest theme park, Tivoli Gardens. A park that was so good, many elements of it were stolen by that unscrupulous thief Walt Disney. "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (Tokyo DisneySea Version) with Matt Mazany" episode is up at: Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide  FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY PODCAST: THE RIDE...

The 1980s were wild. Cabbage Patch Dolls. Reagan. Real pig races live at Disneyland.  Justin Donaldson (AEW's Johnny Loves Taya, Tournament of Nerds) joins the hootenanny to celebrate another Eisner-era triumph, a limited-time event that featured lumberjack comedy and rad BMX stunts.  It sounds weird because it was! "Blast To The Past" episode is up at: Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide  FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY...

Can you believe that we've been grim and grinning for 7 years? Time flies when you're grim and grinning all right. I wonder how long we can stretch this Haunted Mansion series out...uh, I mean, I wonder how much discussion the Disneyland Haunted Mansion necessitates? "Monster Mashes" episode is up at: Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide  FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY PODCAST: THE RIDE...

Haunt connoisseurs Marissa and Justin return to Hauntcast: The Fright for a sizable episode about scare zones, haunted mazes and the SoCal teen climate. "Monster Mashes" episode is up at: Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide  FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY PODCAST: THE RIDE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/podcast-the-ride PODCAST THE RIDE IS A FOREVER DOG...

Adam Sass (Your Lonely Nights Are Over) reemerges from the shadows to haunt Hauntcast: The Fright with scary (but mostly pleasant and nice) recollections of Universal's long running make-up show.  "Monster Mashes" episode is up at: Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide  FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY PODCAST: THE RIDE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/podcast-the-ride PODCAST THE RIDE IS A FOREVER DOG...

Hauntcast: the Fright begins! Chelsea Rebecca (Dead Meat Podcast) checks Podcast: The Ride into the Universal Studios Hollywood Bates Motel! If you're staying in a separate room you might be able to hear us talk about Norman Bates' clothing or William H. Macy's teen appeal. "Monster Mashes" episode is up at: Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide  FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY PODCAST: THE RIDE...

Scott shares news that's slightly more exciting than shovels going into dirt or the location reveal of the Downtown Disney Porto's. "Kingdom Keepers" episode is up at: Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide Check out Path of Most Resistance! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ5DFrdOyig  FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY PODCAST: THE RIDE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/podcast-the-ride PODCAST THE RIDE IS A FOREVER DOG...

The topics splash around like a wave pool when James Adomian (Path of Most Resistance) joins us to talk single riders, waterslide injuries and so much more. "Six Flags Live" episode is up at: Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide Check out Path of Most Resistance! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ5DFrdOyig  FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY PODCAST: THE RIDE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/podcast-the-ride PODCAST...

Grab a loose handful of honey, shovel it in your mouth and enjoy a thotful discussion about the various Winnie the Pooh rides across the world. "Six Flags Live" episode is up at: Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide  FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY PODCAST: THE RIDE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/podcast-the-ride PODCAST THE RIDE IS A FOREVER DOG...

Enjoy this sample of P:TR - The Second Gate. Find even more Second Gate episodes at Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide Some things need to be ironed out. FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY PODCAST: THE RIDE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/podcast-the-ride PODCAST THE RIDE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/podcast-the-ride Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Guy Selga(Touring Plans) experienced Tokyo DisneySea's new expansion Fantasy Springs and tells us about his adventures! Hear about Tangled, Frozen, Peter Pan and most exciting, a confusing, option filled theme park reservation system! "Betting on D23" episode is up at: Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide  FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY PODCAST: THE RIDE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/podcast-the-ride PODCAST THE...

"D23: The Ultimate Disney Fan Event" has come and gone. We breakdown all the announcements, musical numbers and confusing video game tie-ins. Plus: we tally up the wins and losses from our Betting on D23 Patreon episode. Listen to find out if Jason is now swimming in cash and ice cream. "Betting on D23" episode is up at: Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide  FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY PODCAST: THE RIDE...

Anaheim's Tomorrowland has been ailing for too long! The only way to fix it is to enlist The PTR hosts, give them specific prompts and let them make a podcast about it! Problem solved! Spoiler alert: No one's plans involve a revival of the Tomorrowland Dutch Boy Paint Gallery. Tomorrowland 2055 episode is up at: Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide  FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY PODCAST: THE RIDE...

Mattel enlisted Podcast: The Ride to honor the 30th anniversary of their most popular shark-based franchise at San Diego Comic-Con.  We also get up to some other Comic-Con activities that don't involve sharks! Tomorrowland 2055 episode is up at: Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide  FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY PODCAST: THE RIDE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/podcast-the-ride PODCAST THE RIDE IS A FOREVER DOG...

Lamar Woods is back to talk about working at another popular attraction, the Warner Bros. Studio Tour! A tour that features popular IP like Batman, Harry Potter and My Fair Lady. The Beach Boys episodes of Full House episode is up at: Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide  FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY PODCAST: THE RIDE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/podcast-the-ride PODCAST THE RIDE IS A FOREVER DOG...

Disney World reopens a refreshed and re-furred Country Bear show and we want to sing(talk) about it! Do we like it? Or do we have to write Country Bear-style protest music to force Disney to change it back? The Beach Boys episodes of Full House episode is up at: Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide  FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY PODCAST: THE RIDE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/podcast-the-ride PODCAST THE RIDE IS...

Jacquis Neal is back with a globe-spanning trip report! Hear about Shanghai Disney, Tokyo Disneyland, Universal Studios Japan, Disney Cruises and … regular cruises! The highs and lows of traveling, the wondrous sights and the differences between our Mcdonalds and other countries’ McDonalds! Donald's Quacky Duck City is up at The Second Gate: Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide  FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY PODCAST: THE...

Henry Gilbert (Talking Simpsons) returns to talk Disneyland After Dark's second annual Pride Nite! Hear trip highlights like: Troy Sivan playing in Tomorrowland! C-3PO meeting guests in Galaxy's Edge! And Clarabelle Cow becoming a legend via dance! Donald's Quacky Duck City is up at The Second Gate: Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide  FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY PODCAST: THE RIDE...

Disneyland replaced it's beloved PeopleMover with a clunky attraction that contained hard stops and sudden bursts of speed. Was it the worst ride ever? Was it maybe kind of good actually?  All we know is that if Michael Eisner was involved surely there was something redeeming about the experience. Donald's Quacky Duck City is up at The Second Gate: Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide  FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY PODCAST:...

The creators of South Park rescued a beloved childhood restaurant, spent a shitload of money on renovations and Scott Gairdner and family went for a visit. Did it live up to the hype? You'll have to click play to find out! (He reveals it like 3 minutes into the podcast) Donald's Quacky Duck City is up at The Second Gate: Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide  FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY PODCAST: THE RIDE...

Host Jason Sheridan loves the New Jersey taffy, mascots and brittle wooden planks more than anything. Luckily Allan McLeod's( You're the Worst, Walkin' About) soothing voice and gentle manner keeps Jason from going fully feral while discussing this beloved boardwalk.  SkyDome is up at The Second Gate: Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide  FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY PODCAST: THE RIDE...

Enjoy this sample of P:TR - The Second Gate. Find even more Second Gate episodes at Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide We take a look at Universal Orlando's TODAY Show themed restaurant. That is all that happens. This is a normal episode. FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY PODCAST: THE RIDE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/podcast-the-ride PODCAST THE RIDE IS A FOREVER DOG...

Strange foods packed with salt and sugar. Brain sloshing spin rides. And a cartoon animal mascot??? Have Eva and Amy brought the ultimate PTR episode topic? Bass Pro Shops is up at The Second Gate: Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide  FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY PODCAST: THE RIDE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/podcast-the-ride PODCAST THE RIDE IS A FOREVER DOG...