If Walt Disney were alive today he would surely say, “To all that come to this happy place, welcome. Make sure your phone is fully charged because our app is going to drain the hell out of your battery.” Jessica McKenna (Off Book Podcast) returns to tap, swipe and get frustrated at Disneyland's...

Beth Appel (The Sex Lives of College Girls) is here to recap her trip to Denmark's finest, quaintest theme park, Tivoli Gardens. A park that was so good, many elements of it were stolen by that unscrupulous thief Walt Disney. "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (Tokyo DisneySea Version) with Matt...