My only goal in life…
…is to get famous enough to be a guest on the podcast. I’m going to do the first Aulani episode (calling it), and I’ll finally set the record straight on the name of the proprietor of the resort’s Beach House, no matter what Paul Scheer says. The good boys will be so impressed with my quick wit and deep theme park knowledge, they’ll approach me on air about becoming the fourth host. I will solemnly decline and ask that this part of the interview be edited out. As much of an honor as it would be, the commitment would take too much time away from my true passion: making sweet yet primal love to my girlfriend, Angelina Jolie in the mid-90’s cyber thriller Hackers. As I exit through the gift shop, I’ll plug my new 4 part docuseries on Netflix, “Why Here? The Lake Nona Story.” As to the quality of the podcast, I can only say this: when I was in the home stretch of a marathon last year, and every step I took sent red shockwaves of agony to 14 different parts of my body simultaneously, the only force strong enough to dissociate my mind from my pain receptors was listening to these three men debate which characters do and do not have “seats.” 5/5, would recommend.
Rog808 via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 01/25/24
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