“To receive this correctly, you have to act it out with a British accent. Like a midevil court jester who's bad at acting.
Please come back... I've listened to every pod episode probably 4 times now🫡🫡 I beg of you... plz come back😭
"You're the only one who can save..." There was a silence. A deep plea in the night. Just as if in the snap of a finger all eternity had left the mortal soul of a mere 16 year old boy. He looked out the window... nothing. Only the dark apocalypse of no more pod episodes. Just then, he heard something. Maybe the cry of other reviewers? No. A nigh faint cry of a baby goat? Nay. It was the sound of triumph as he dreamed of the day the beloved pod episodes would reappear. With no end in sight, he wrote a review that sounds like a British grandmother would wrote it. In hopes of getting the attention of the podcasters so beloved, he wrote this letter.
Dear Hawkins... and luke,
We don't know where you have gone, ham pants, but we know that somewhere deep inside you have a longing to return to rightful place as podcast kings and queens, ham pants. If it was us.... it wasn't, ham pants. Nay, the time ariseth for the kings and queens to return! *epic music plays* I hereby decree as mega ultra king of the caugh drop universe and ham pants officianatto, ham pants, that you SHALL COME BACK. I also declare that today be the day of coming back! So, in the wake of turmoil and strife, I say ham pants, come back.
Thanks, Noah Neptune
P.S once you come back, hopefully you'll see this and put it on the pod, and if so, you can say my name so I can braggeth to my friendeths.
HAM PANTS... forever.
🐖➕👖”Read full review »
Nater Drummer via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
07/24/24
“The same small core group with a spot filled by a revolving set of only three "special guests" does not a podcast make. It was funny the first few episodes but telling the same stories differently over and over is not funny.
Listening to a group of Christian comedians complain about the...”Read full review »
Tomsterfarted via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
05/23/17
“I am a mailman in Dayton Ohio and I drive alone all day long. I love comedy and I listen to comedy podcasts all day. My only struggle with you guys is if I ever meet you I’ll feel like I know you and you won’t have any idea who I am 😂. I love you guys and just wanted to let you know that you...”Read full review »
JTuck4D8N via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
02/22/18
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