Episodes
Amy gets stuck inside of a Uber Tesla, differences make the world go round, give Amy a gay person and make them elderly, Dee never had a Dad, someone comes for Ryan and it's not cute, a scary tale of an oversold bus, a-holes be all around us, getting drunk at work, the high you get from skipping the line at a club, we freak out about establishments closing minutes early, jobs for introverts, Amy talks her birthday in Palm Springs, Lordy Lordy Look Who's Forty, Amy is growing a full beard,...
Published 11/20/24
A Sammy J Peppers server has a secret behind his work apron, Amy makes her girlfriends get frosted tips, straight men..., The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, our new potential Friend of Dorothy - Shawn Mendes, we get passionate about wearing whatever the hell you want, holding hands in public, The Voice makes Amy cry, Ryan has an encounter with an Irish server, tipping is insane, selling Taylor Swift tickets to pay your mortgage, extreme cable/internet bills, pop princess rivalries, a PLT...
Published 11/13/24
Published 11/13/24
Ryan finally speaks about his marriage to Hulk Hogan, spa music for road rage, somebody has a 40th birthday and we can't say who, Amy bets her a$$ every morning that she's queer, in twelfth grade Amy was voted something very odd, Dee likes Amy's sports bra, night terrors, what we'd rather do than go out, Uber drivers like chest plates, Ryan's nephew is the new president of Australia, cringe baby names, Timothy Chalamet shows up to his look-alike contest in NYC, Ryan is toxic, Costco wars, Dee...
Published 11/06/24
On this Halloween edition of PLT…Amy dresses up as JoJo Siwa, Ryan is late for his McDonalds shift, demonic Winnie the Pooh characters, it's our Responsitrannity, Amy keeps “unintentionally” winking at people, is Facebook making a comeback?, some Pamela Anderson SCOOP, Amy shines in an Acting Challenge, Ariana Grande is a fabulous SNL host, Dee has an interesting Halloween costume, we chat couples who get in arguments in public, Branwood writes in a Vegas PLT story, Ryan has a tanning bed PLT...
Published 10/30/24
Ryan is a high school bully, Amy's car leaks all over her mother in-law, Mary Cosby of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is still quite unhinged, Ryan's mom forgot about him, children are passing out on Remembrance Day, Amy's 4 year old niece excommunicates her from the family, Ryan had a nightmare customer that enjoyed talking like Oliver Twist, we discuss Love is Blind, Ryan is demanding rides from his wedding clients, Amy gets a surprise Uber Pool pulled on her, Razlene's back with...
Published 10/23/24
Amy’s on a new Bravo lesbian tv show, Ryan’s hair is old and brittle, baby shower etiquette, Riley- Ruler of Elves, Sabrina Carpenter, we dissect the Rybelsus commercial, Amy’s new obsession is ‘Nobody Wants This’, Ryan zooms with a couple in bed, Amy goes camping with her Dad, we chat fish from other planets, Ryan farts on a second date, Amy has an intimate experience at Jewel Lake, a listener PLT story about a nice viking wedding, Lil Donna is back with a European PLT story and we play...
Published 10/16/24
Ryan farts in jars, Amy did a big screw up on set, The Shawshank Redemption secret revealed, Ryan questions his seggsuality when he watches The Witches of Eastwick, Ryan talks about his two ex wives and ultimately being caught with a man, Amy tells another childhood story, Morgan Freeman, a cringe content creator p!sses Ryan off, Amy & Ryan confront a Christian plane passenger preacher, Katie Perry confuses us, Kelly Clarkson needs a law against her prohibiting her to cover others songs,...
Published 10/09/24
On PLT 130…young Ryan smashes through a window, Amy demands to talk to Claire, Peggy’s limbs are amputated in an audition, we tell the tale of the most evil woman in casting ever, Amy promotes her upcoming UFC fight, a captivating confession about a loud talker, we like the smell of our own but not others, Amy goes to the movies, Ryan dies from a yogurt recall, wonderful travelling news, Amy lies at the to airport security, Amy’s PLT story involves a fart and run, Ryan’s PLT story is very...
Published 10/02/24
Ryan is an assistant to the stars and his celebrity tea is piping, Selling Sunset's new season, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Ryan gets his first cold sore, exciting swinger news, Ryan's crabs are building a city in his home, Amy takes her car in and gets interesting customer service, we phone Ryan's Mom, Amy finds a natural high and thinks you may be able to relate, Chimp Crazy, Ryan goes into detail how he would fake Amy's death, nicknames as a term of endearment, a PLT story that...
Published 09/25/24
On PLT 128…Amy refers to her doctor over the phone in an interesting way, all of Ryan’s friends are doing poppers, what the hell are whippets?, Amy and her high school friends try something dangerous, we won best podcast on the planet, weighing yourself after going number two, we hate being away from our bathrooms, YouTube shorts, Ryan and Dee go to the Emmys, Amy has a confession to make, Kinder Surprise secrets, Ryan’s mom goes to jail, we love Hacks!, it’s Amy’s turn to find religion at...
Published 09/18/24
On PLT 127...Straight coffee shop twinks p!ss us off and we reenact the entire situation, Ryan leaves a $1,000 tip, Amy has a weird encounter with a man in an elevator, Ryan has a personal "issue" that he's embarrassed about, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills gets the electric chair, Chimp Crazy on HBO, why do exotic pet owners train their pets to kiss them?, skinny jeans are back, Ryan is finally confident, Double PLT story, Britney or Xtina, we teach a lecture on My Neck My Back L!ck My P...
Published 09/11/24
On PLT 126…Amy is the manager of the new Crunch Girls Theme Park, Ryan gets blocked on all social media platforms, gettin’ buff and sleepin’ in,  an unusual massage experience, Amy checks in with Ryan about his cousin crush, we chat all things hairy chest, Ryan makes a courageous bet to the listeners, a sobriety check-in, Amy goes to Chipotle again, fake treasure trails, hypnotically caucasian, a Vancouver legend retires, Ryan and Amy retire, Amy shares a very risqué story, a man wants to get...
Published 09/04/24
Amy makes a Shoe Salesperson uncomfortable, Ryan is a pay pig for a celebrity, an encounter with a Christian man down south, we dive into adult-sized baby bottles, Ludacris is back and he's performing at fairs, there's a new crime fighting series starring Amy, her mom and Celine Dion, a troll doll collection resurfaces, Amy recalls an interesting childhood phone call, Ryan thinks House of Dragons is yanking his chain, another award-winning acting challenge, a listener sends in a PLT story...
Published 08/28/24
On PLT 124… Amy clones herself, Ryan’s doctor has bad press all over the city, we celebrate a Steele circumcision tradition, Longlegs & The Deep Web Murdershow, Dee makes a girl’s dreams come true at Cactus Club, Ryan’s hometown is #2 in the world, Amy lips off a small child, we encounter a quick death while recording, Amy teaches Ryan about confrontation, Amy calls her mom LIVE on the pod, a man blocks traffic with his body, a drunken PLT story from Rohan, Amy gets ignored in NYC, and we...
Published 08/21/24
Amy's in-laws think she's trash, Ryan gets physical with Kim K in Trader Joes, Ryan gets flown to space to officiate astronauts' wedding, Dee smells so bad that we dowse her in Febreze and Ryan reluctantly allows her to shower at his place, we celebrated PRIDE, gays at the beach, Olympic bulge, mascot smell, Love is Blind UK, drones spy on Amy's mother, Amy sees Ryan's ex and they both successfully ignore each other, a PLT writes in about sharting herself in her gf's car, and is it BRIAN or...
Published 08/14/24
On PLT 122…Ryan’s phone let’s out sex sounds at a wedding, Amy smokes 3 packs a day, stop answering facetime calls and talking on speaker phone in public, someone is off to NYC AGAIN, Dee is going straight to hell, what to caption under shirtless selfies, jealous tacky gays, pay pigs, Ryan reads his backpacking Europe journal from 1999, we flirt with Ryan’s neighbour, Amy makes friends with a beer bellied dock master, number two rules with newer friends, Amy tells a PLT story about an...
Published 08/07/24
Today, on the ONE HUNDREDTH AND TWENTY FIRST EPISODE...Bike couriers, past lives, Trinity the mosquito drag queen, whales want to play with Amy, a thief in the night, Shannon Doherty has a list of people who she doesn't want at her funeral so we make one too, Ryan calls out J-Lo, Deep Fake Love, AI is here, a gay Nascar driver, a religious woman wants to be seen as Jesus, Ariana Madix reveals what she's had done to her face, Chappell Roan, Ryan de-drags for a modelling gig and gets into a bit...
Published 07/31/24
Ryan needs to stop saying “panties”, Amy has a short-lived rap career, Steve-O gets breast implants, friends that kiss you on the lips, love island, the rules of peanut butter, men whistling at women from the car, we chat loud talkers once again, Americana, rat boy summer, Baby Bigfoot, people were ugly back in the day, a D pic slip-up, and we play Gay Password! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published 07/24/24
On this episode...Amy has a dirt biking mishap, chapstick is the new gaydar, Ryan does his best American accent and it's mind blowing, bottom line..we don't give an eff, it was 7/11 day and you know we had to get a free slurp, Amy calls 911 on construction workers, Ryan is fuming over something people do on Instagram, we love a crisp coke, Ryan skinny dips as a young teen, Amy's friend's kid told her she had "big ones", Teddy Swims, yelling at buskers, Ryan has an apprentice named Shindy, we...
Published 07/17/24
On PLT 118….Amy makes out with everybody at her high school graduation, Ryan moves to Europe and almost doesn’t come home, we chat mile high club, getting sucked out of an airplane, discovery properties, restaurant service in Europe, using any washroom we please, toilet squatting, chain smoking marathon runners, Ryan books a breakthrough role, Amy has an ice cream crisis, weird flavours for things, Instagram VS reality, Ryan has a horrifying PLT story from his trip, Amy gets framed for a fart...
Published 07/10/24
Amy confronts a staring man, Ryan is a Michael Jackson impersonator, Ryan get backs on Grindr, Amy's pissed at home, Ryan's friend does something unspeakable on his couch, we teach you how to double down, remember when planes used to only show one communal movie?, Ryan's contraptions, Ryan gets cringe at Red Robin, Amy confronts a man's lack of spatial awareness, Ryan gets caught impersonating a police officer and Chucky is on a dating site. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
Published 07/03/24
Amy runs over cats, Ryan’s hookup brings laundry to his place, teenagers having sleepovers, Amy’s ex does something very bad, Amy liberates herself in a New York pool, showering in the sports world, we dive deep into holding parking spots and holding seats, Amy tells a spooky story about her friend, Ryan closes your apartment before bed, a new Tinder PLT nightmare, Amy tells an listener’s PLT story, and we play Sports Team Or Not! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published 06/26/24
Ryan exposes himself to a group of seniors at the beach, Give us more storage space, Amy gets sasses on a European airline, Travelling gays, Children named Ibiza, Amy tries breast feeds someone else's baby on a plane, Ryan touches a strangers hand who did NOT want to be touched, Amy's got a stye and has to be on camera tomorrow, JoJo Siwa, Celebrities who come out as bisexual but they're always in hetero relationships, Ryan makes fun of Amy for her Scottish dancing, A commercial producer...
Published 06/19/24
On thissss episode….we debate if Ryan should still be wearing backpacks, Amy wins the Stanley Cup, "Say Less", The Roast of Tom Brady, hyper interviewers, the word ‘lame’, Ryan shares an acting role in grade 7 with his arch nemesis, Port Protection, the joy in blocking people, a guy is creative while text flirting with Ryan, Amy does the podcast solo, O-O-O-Ozempic, Amy has an exercise predicament, we chat all things Costco, bum blasters, 2 new PLT stories, and we play True or False! Hosted...
Published 06/12/24