Episodes
Published 06/28/16
Cooper and Olivia try ambushing a woman into a date with another woman in the hope she'll realize she's a lesbian in this edition of "Black Tie Nights." In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation. Learn about the show at PornMinusPorn.com See the live show in Chicago!  Follow Porn Minus Porn on Twitter Like Porn Minus Porn on Facebook This show's cast: Ben...
Published 06/28/16
In this episode of "Black Tie Nights," nerdy Ryan returns in a bid to become Cooper and Olivia's assistant. And a famous surfer dude ditches his groupies to find love with an older woman. In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation. Learn about the show at PornMinusPorn.com See the live show in Chicago!  Follow Porn Minus Porn on Twitter Like Porn Minus Porn on...
Published 06/21/16
In this episode of "Black Tie Nights," Cooper and Olivia try to hire an assistant for their matchmaking service and a famous soap opera star gets a date with a huge nerd. In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation. Learn about the show at PornMinusPorn.com See the live show in Chicago!  Follow Porn Minus Porn on Twitter Like Porn Minus Porn on Facebook This...
Published 06/14/16
It's time for a brand new series. We're now following "Black Tie Nights." In the first episode, "Date and Switch," Olivia tries to get over the grief of her dead husband while Cooper plays matchmaker in the least efficient way possible. In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation. Learn about the show at PornMinusPorn.com See the live show in Chicago!  Follow Porn...
Published 06/07/16
In Hotel Exotica, a woman tries to salvage her terrible marriage with a meathead lawyer. Her sister looks to rebound after a breakup with her weird artist boyfriend. Romance, hallucinations, psychic encounters and a lingerie fashion show await the women at Hotel Exotica. The movie is really quite awful. In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation. Learn about the...
Published 05/31/16
In the Season One "Life on Top" finale, Sophie decides whether to take a new job in New York or move to Las Vegas to play poker for a living, Cassia prepares to open her own restaurant and Maya finally gets another shot at kickboxing. In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation. Learn about the show at PornMinusPorn.com See the live show in Chicago!  Follow Porn...
Published 05/24/16
This is the single dumbest script we've ever done.  Sophie must decide if she'll follow Ty on a lifetime poker quest, Cassia must choose whether to start her own restaurant or stay at Cafe Delices,  Bella's rich douche ex-boyfriend Tom cooks up the weirdest date imaginable and all the main characters visit a psychic. In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without...
Published 05/17/16
Bella battles her existential crisis by sitting naked in a bathtub with her friends, and Cassia gets some unexpected help with her dream of opening her own restaurant  In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation. Learn about the show at PornMinusPorn.com See the live show in Chicago! Follow Porn Minus Porn on Twitter Like Porn Minus Porn on Facebook This show's...
Published 05/10/16
Bella's friends plan an incredibly stupid surprise birthday party for her, Maya and D make up, Bella hooks up separately with her old flame Andre and her best friend Cassia, and Avi tries to make amends for sexually harassing Sophie by throwing a large amount of money at her. In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation. Learn about the show at...
Published 05/03/16
Sophie gets her crotch waxed for the first time and finally plays some real poker (two entire hands!), Bella proves herself to be a photography prodigy and Maya deals with some serious sexual frustration. In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation. Learn about the show at PornMinusPorn.com See the live show in Chicago! Follow Porn Minus Porn on Twitter Like Porn...
Published 04/26/16
How hard could it be to make a decent Star Wars porn parody? Apparently very hard. Listen to a lackluster retelling of the original Star Wars film that somehow includes just four sex scenes, each less inspired than the last. They didn't even come up with "sexy" versions of the original character names! Dong Vader? Hand Solo? Princess Lay-ya? Luke Skyhumper? Nothin'. It's disturbingly lazy, even for porn. In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after...
Published 04/01/16
Sophie finally goes on a date with the guy who's been bugging her since the season premiere.  There's a ton of boring dialogue about poker.  Maya tries to rebound by sleeping with her yoga instructor.  Bella reunites with her role-playing neighbors.  And Regina quenches her urges by hooking up with a bouncer. In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation. Learn...
Published 03/04/16
Maya's kickboxing career is over before it begins.  Sophie refuses to sleep with a client to win his business.  Bella and Andre have a lovers' quarrel.  And Vincent attempts to photograph the single dumbest model in the history of mankind. Bonus: Listen for the moaning homeless man who barged into our theater moments before the end of the episode.  Live theater, ain't nothin' like it. In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage....
Published 02/26/16
Sophie, Regina, Bella and Maya blow off steam at a night club.  Maya's kickboxing trainer shares his true feelings.  And Sophie's boss Avi ascends to super-creep status. You may note we've got an episode missing before this one.  A technical glitch botched the recording.  We'll bring you Episode 115 down the road for completion's sake. In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script...
Published 02/19/16
Sophie finally quenches her urge and sleeps with her awful boss Avi.  Maya finally quenches her urge and sleeps with her trainer.  And a three-way with her best friend and a coworker leaves Cassia heartbroken. In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation. Learn about the show at PornMinusPorn.com See the live show in Chicago! Follow Porn Minus Porn on Twitter Like...
Published 02/12/16
Maya sucks at her new job, but a fling with a hated coworker kinda makes up for it.  Bella reconnects with a film director pal from her past. And Sophie attempts to heal from her crush on her boss with some retail therapy. In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation. Learn about the show at PornMinusPorn.com See the live show in Chicago! Follow Porn Minus Porn on...
Published 02/05/16
Sophie wrestles with the discovery that her sister Bella is an erotic model.  Maya hooks up with a random guy to relieve the stress from not being able to hook up with her personal trainer.  Bella has uninspired role play sex with her neighbors.  And Sophie starts a new job she will surely hate. In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation. Learn about the show at...
Published 01/29/16
We rewind to the very first episode of the first season of Cinemax's soft-core series "Life on Top."  Meet brilliant college senior Sophie and her bombshell erotic model sister Bella.  How will Sophie and her college roommate react when they move to New York in search of their big break? In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real porn script without preparation. Learn about the show at...
Published 01/22/16
In the thrilling Season 2 finale of "Life on Top," all the cliffhangers that have been left dangling are tied up in one sexy bow.  What was up with Vincent's phone call at the farm?  Will Peter and Tippi work out?  Will Avi cash in on the corporate espionage he commissioned in the season premiere?  What was the last item on Regina's sexual bucket list?  Will Bella give up nude modeling to pursue a career as a photographer?  Did anyone bother to plan out this season or did the writers suddenly...
Published 01/15/16
In this episode, Club Embryo hires a smokin' hot new bartender named Nikki.  The entire cast is transfixed by her sheer sexual charisma. Porn Minus Porn is a live recording of Under the Gun Theater's recreation of a script from the adult Cinemax series, "Life on Top."  The actors received their scripts only after stepping on stage. Learn about the show at PornMinusPorn.com See the live show in Chicago! Follow Porn Minus Porn on Twitter Like Porn Minus Porn on Facebook This show's cast:...
Published 01/08/16
Fifty Shades of Grey was an unsexy cinematic trainwreck that somehow managed to earn $570 million dollars worldwide.  Find out if the dialogue holds up when we remove the sex scenes and focus on these two terrible characters. The actors received their scripts only after stepping on stage. Learn about the show at PornMinusPorn.com See the live show in Chicago! Follow Porn Minus Porn on Twitter Like Porn Minus Porn on Facebook This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Kannan Arumugam, Claire Swanson,...
Published 12/22/15
In this episode, sex-crazed Regina is paralyzed by the prospect she might have to get married someday.  Porn Minus Porn is a live recording of Under the Gun Theater's recreation of a script from the adult Cinemax series, "Life on Top."  The actors received their scripts only after stepping on stage. Learn about the show at PornMinusPorn.com See the live show in Chicago! Follow Porn Minus Porn on Twitter Like Porn Minus Porn on Facebook This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Kannan Arumugam, Greg...
Published 10/23/15
In this episode, a power outage throws New York into chaos.  Sexy, sexy chaos. Porn Minus Porn is a live recording of Under the Gun Theater's recreation of a script from the adult Cinemax series, "Life on Top."  The actors received their scripts only after stepping on stage. See the live show in Chicago! Follow Porn Minus Porn on Twitter Like Porn Minus Porn on Facebook This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Kannan Arumugam, Greg Callozzo, Grace Blakeman, Allison Reese, Alex Wiseman, Kristen...
Published 10/16/15
In this episode, Avi and Bella rekindle old flames while Tippi is a moron.   Porn Minus Porn is a live recording of Under the Gun Theater's recreation of a script from the adult Cinemax series, "Life on Top."  The actors received their scripts only after stepping on stage. See the live show in Chicago! Follow Porn Minus Porn on Twitter Like Porn Minus Porn on Facebook This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Grace Blakeman, Kristen Rau, Elise Jordan, Shelby Plummer, Jennifer Kaesheimer, Alex...
Published 10/09/15