Jeffrey Toobin’s Back! Jack misses his childhood home. Brian doesn’t. Ideas for the Girl Scout Cookie surplus. Brian’s kids’ school is compromised. Jack reads for CNN: Congressional Inquiry, Beautiful Supermodel, New TV Reunions.
Thanks to our sponsors. Astrologer. Saint Milton, Patron Saint of Not Educating Kids. Where Are They Now: Jack Nicholson, Kato Kaelin, Jared Fogel, Hanson. Jack reads the obituaries: Kevin Durkee, Evan Mayberry Jr., Conway Michaels, Annabelle McKinley.
The Day America Was Almost Murdered to Death. Doggie Daycare. Graduation tips. The story behind the movies: Rocky, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Jaws, The Princess Bride. Jack tries to land sponsors: Steven Lally, Tim’s Carpentry, Gwenyth Paltrow’s Vegan BBQ.