Our friend Reg (Cubicle Comrades podcast) requested and joins us for his Rabbit Troop Sucks debut, and you’ll see his distraction knife. Then, it’s too late! Jeff Sanders (Jeff Speakman) has a lot of anger and a lot of flashbacks stored inside himself. So many flashbacks! Snap! “It’s getting’ kinda hectic.” Through his training in Kenpo, he tries to temper all of this. Master Lo (Seth Sakai) sends him on a lifelong quest to become a man. When the Korean mafia kills his friend Kim (Mako), the...

Thank you to our listener, Hillary, for requesting this film that is ripe with the top. Many have taken this as a tutorial on being a power top. Lincoln Hawk (Sylvester Stallone) has been gone, but now he’s back! He’s got the green light from his hospitalized wife, Christina (Susan Blakely), that he can reconnect with his son, Michael (David Mendenhall). Time for an epic father and son road trip! Homies for life! And, Linc shows Mike the ways of the road and the strong arm – truck apparatus...

Thank you to our listener, Ryan, for requesting this high-flying amazingness. Doug (Jason Gedrick) dreams of being a fighter pilot just like his father. His father (Tim Thomerson) is shot down and captured, and it seems that the U.S. government isn’t moving quickly enough to rescue him. Now, he’s got three days to live, and Doug will gain the Obi Wan wisdom of Chappy (Louis Gossett Jr.). With the aid of all of Doug’s friends, some light hacking, moving some F-16s and rockets around, they...

Welcome back to another SUPER HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR episode! Happy Halloween from RTS! Frank Bannister (Michael J. Fox), after an accident, has the ability to communicate with the deceased. Of course, using these powers to scare up some profits is going to be the first order of business. Lucy (Trini Alvarado) just lost her husband and is open to Frank’s ghost-vibe. Things seem to go well, but now, a death-like apparition is killing the people of Fairwater. It’s truly heart crushing. Agent...

“I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand.” What we are dealing with here is not hunger. People are in danger. You know this small town is not going to let a bunch of violent murders go on. Who is doing this? Human? Animal? Everyone is upset and taking it in their own hands. In the middle of the night, after sneaking out, Marty (Corey Haim) witnesses the truth. This is a monster! Luckily, he escapes, but only barely, after this encounter. With the aid of his sister, Jane (Megan...

Everything is very la-di-da – at the death spa. Worry not, if you become cut up or even haunted, you’ll get a few months for free. Michael Evens (William Bumiller) can make all of your dreams come true. Well, your gym dreams. His wife Catherine (Shari Shattuck) died a year ago. He thinks that’s a bummer, but with the comfort of Laura (Brenda Bakke), he’s been doing okay. And, in the gym business in the 80s, things moved fast! Now we have some kind of phantasm going all Scobby-kill-you-do...

We thank our listener, Jenna, and their fine request for this film. We all had a lot of fun watching this. Buffy (Kristy Swanson) has been chosen! She has some powers and some past lives, and now it’s time to send these fanged-sob’s right back into the ground! But, she’ll do it while ninja-kicking, heart-stabbing and accessorizing. Everyone wants some of Buffy’s time! Teen drama alert! Pike (Luke Perry) wants some special time. Awww! Lothos (Rutger Hauer) wants bitey-kill time! Merrick...

Welcome to October fun month! No Michael Myers here. Beloved company Silver Shamrock just wants to celebrate Halloween by making the world’s coolest masks. Dr. Daniel Challis/”Dr. Bang” (Tom Atkins) can’t let being a tomcat in the city be enough. So, he takes his dead patient’s daughter, Ellie (Stacey Nelkin), to explore where these masks are coming from. Yes, there are dudes ripping faces off and then dousing themselves in gasoline and exploding themselves. People may or may not have...

Attempting to do a line of ice. You’re watching Miami Vice! Doing this thing again, being nice. Failed once. I’ll try it twice. Jason (Robert Urich) and Roscoe (Michael D. Roberts) know exactly how it is. You have to hustle – and maybe do questionable things. Space questionable! They have an entire crew. It includes Maida (Angelica Huston), what!? Zeno (Ron Perlman) whips up some alien Thanksgiving fun! Even Killjoy (John Matuszak), “Sloth Loves Chunk,” comes along for the ride. The “ride” is...

It’s a new season, and it’s time for another Joe Dante film. The year of Dante continues! Also, fall is among us! Hoodies! Warm drinks! Jovial spookiness! Yes! Ben Crandall (Ethan Hawke) has been having some interesting dreams as of late. You know, dreams. He details out what he has seen within these tech-heavy visions and shares it with his friend (and all-round man of science), Wolfgang (River Phoenix). Both boys befriend Darren (Jason Presson) and, together, the three craft a spaceship...

Merman wants to go with the wind. Merman wants adventure. Merman needs friends? In the future, the world has become, sigh, a water world. Mariner (Kevin Coster) loves yacht rock and boating. When he’s not exploring the ocean’s depths, he dabbles in herbology. He’s just minding his own business when everyone gets into a liquid fuss. Helen’s (Jeanne Tripplehorn) daughter has a tattoo map on her back, and it leads to dry land. Land seems cool. Deacon (Dennis Hopper) and his gang-o-dudes...

Val (Kevin Bacon) and Earl (Fred Ward) are tired of their extremely small town, but they just can’t seem to get out. It’s like a Tom Petty song – almost! A few dead bodies bring them back. The road is blocked and that brings them back. A seismologist, Rhonda (Finn Carter), brings them back. And, of course, the subterranean tremor monsters are bringing them back. Town just isn’t safe. They do have fire power though. That’s thanks to Burt (Michael Gross) and Heather (Reba McEntire). It’s time...

An overworked, burnt-out air-traffic controller, Jack Chester (John Candy) is put on a mandatory summer break. He decides to take his family to Florida for some much-needed rest and relaxation. Things seem positive at first, but as each day passes, things steadily get worse. After a minor boating accident, Jack befriends Scully (Rip Torn) and improves his sailing ability and his self-confidence. When Al Pellet (Richard Crenna) threatens to take the remainder of the Chester’s vacation away,...

The 80s! What a time to be alive! Technological innovations were regularly being introduced to the public. This includes some sweet kill-bots. We mean security bots. It’s cool! Don’t worry about it. What better place to showcase these than a mall run by sex-crazed teens who can do anything they want? It’s a recipe for fun! When a lightning storm strikes, it converts these adorable droids into cranky death machines. Your security badge isn’t going to help you now. Ferdy Meisel (Tony O’Dell)...

We received this fantastic listener request. Thank you, Trisha! Mistaken identity lands Slevin (Josh Hartnett) in a world of problems. The day was already off to a bad start. Fired! Nowhere to live! Cheated on! Mugged! Meanwhile, crime bosses The Boss (Morgan Freeman) and The Rabbi (Ben Kingsley) have serious beef with each other. Slevin is in the middle of it all because they think he’s someone named Nick. This fella is having a rough go at this thing called life. Luckily, Lindsey (Lucy Liu)...

No one is a fan of a big move, but, after being laid off, Arlo Pear (Richard Pryor) has a chance to make one to Boise and better the lives of his family. His wife, Monica (Beverly Todd), is on board. His twin sons are too. Even his crazed neighbor, Frank (Randy Quaid), wants the move to happen. Unfortunately, his daughter, Casey (Stacey Dash), is not happy about it. Also, there is a fake job/set up by Gary (Dave Thomas) in the works. The movers are from hell. The new house was gutted. His...

Sometimes girls just want to have fun, and Mary (Rachel Melvin), Zoe (Cortney Palm) and Jenn (Lexi Atkins) are heading towards a weekend of fun. This trip turns sour fast. First, team No Boys Allowed, Sam (Hutch Dano), Tommy (Jake Weary) and Buck (Peer Gilroy), show up. Then, a foot is chomped off. Leave it to these zombie beavers as they knock down trees and make tunnels. Smyth (Rex Linn) is eating chicken and talking nonsense. RTS wade through the pond and rock with those blue-eyed demon...

This movie is a love letter to those truly looking for meaning in the artistic world of film. A bunch of martial arts party boys board an anything goes fun-time boat to achieve maximum enjoyment. Mike (Geoffrey O’Malley) and John (John Dresden) are amongst them. They want jolly fun-fun and to check out Warrior Island for some reason. The brochure clearly indicates that this place is haunted AF! Unfortunately, on top of the disgraced zombie hauntings, a nazi wannnabe, Thomas (Ralph Lombardi)...

Camp was supposed to be fun! Camp was going to be a good time. Gerry (Aaron Schwartz) learns that he is going to Camp Hope, a camp for boys to lose weight for the summer. Luckily, the camp is overseen by the fun and caring Pat Finley (Tom McGowan) and is filled with amazing guys, including many members of The Mighty Ducks – Roy (Kenan Thompson) is among them. At camp, we also have Tim (Paul Feig) who is a cool camp counselor and first year camp nurse, Julie (Leah Lail). The fun ends when Tony...

It’s our two-year anniversary! Thanks for listening, and make sure to check out this phenomenal film! This is possibly the most fun you’ll have with a whodunit. The cast is brilliant! It includes Mrs. Peacock (Eileen Brennan), Wadsworth (Tim Curry), Mrs. White (Madeline Kahn), Professor Plum (Christopher Lloyd), Mr. Green (Michael McKean), Colonel Mustard (Martin Mull) and Miss Scarlet (Lesley Ann Warren). Guests are invited for dinner in a mansion on a rainy night in New England, 1954. As...

It’s time to go full Hulk during this 4th weekend! Rip (Hulk Hogan) is a complex man doing charitable things when he’s not being the Wrestling Federation champion. Brell (Kurt Fuller) wants to own the best but can’t have Rip. He does not like that one bit, so he starts “The Battle of the Tough Guys” and makes sure Zeus (Tom Lister Jr.) gets Rip in the ring for the event of a lifetime. It’s all about those ratings! Hasn’t it always been? Samantha (Joan Severance) does some stuff and then...

This Tim Burton directed take on Batman is a must see. You’ll be treated to an epic score by Danny Elfman! There are many fun Prince songs as well. Bruce Wayne (Michael Keaton), who is Batman by night, just wants the city of Gotham to be chill. But, that just can’t happen! After Jack Napier (Jack Nicholson) becomes the Joker and runs the crime world, things get dangerously chaotic. Vicki Vale (Kim Basinger) is trying to get a photo of Batman but is getting distracted by her romantic feelings...

We are back with more fun from director Joe Dante. Ray Peterson (Tom Hanks) has earned his relaxing summer week off. That’s going to be difficult when strange new neighbors move in amongst a cul-de-sac of gossip and snooping. Carol Peterson (Carrie Fisher) just wants to take the family to the lake. When Princess Leia asks, you go! Unfortunately, Mark Rumsfield (Bruce Dern) and Art Weingartner (Rick Ducommun) have some persuasively strong concerns about the new neighbors. Bonnie Rumsfield...

Happy Father’s Day! We hope your weekend includes tasty food, sleuthing and loading up your classified cartridges (tapes). Young Davey Osborne (Henry Thomas) has a wild imagination, and he has an imaginary friend, Jack Flack (Dabney Coleman), who is also the image of his father, Hal (also Dabney). While playing a spy game around town, Davey witnesses a murder and is handed a top-secret cartridge. He and his friend Kim (Christina Nigra) then get caught up in a bonkers situation that only their...