Hooting Yard Presents: An Evening of Lugubrious Music and Lopsided Prose. Presented by Frank Key & OutaSpaceMan. Hosted by Woolfson and Tay. 00:00: Hooting Yard Chant  "Hooting Yard! Hooting Yard ! Ha Ha and gazebo! We shall vanquish all our foes! Where have all the flowers gone? Hooting! Hooting Y.... This item belongs to: audio/hooting-yard. This item has files of the following types: Archive BitTorrent, Columbia Peaks, Item Tile, Metadata, PNG, Spectrogram, Text, VBR MP3

An evening of music and prose performed by Frank Key and OutaSpaceMan. This item belongs to: audio/hooting-yard. This item has files of the following types: Archive BitTorrent, Columbia Peaks, Item Tile, Metadata, PNG, Spectrogram, VBR MP3

Frank Key and Germander Speedwell read Jubilate Agno, an epic praise poem by Christopher Smart. This item belongs to: audio/hooting-yard. This item has files of the following types: Archive BitTorrent, Columbia Peaks, Item Tile, Metadata, PNG, Spectrogram, VBR MP3

Pansy the Adept - 00:14 In the Bleak Midwinter - 04:58 Christmas Dinner - 15:07 A Pedant's Righteous Nostrums - 21:55. This item belongs to: audio/hooting-yard. This item has files of the following types: Archive BitTorrent, Columbia Peaks, Item Tile, Metadata, PNG, Spectrogram, VBR MP3

Quayside Harpy - 00:19 Paupers' Drool - 18:31 Becoming More Like God - 25:19. This item belongs to: audio/hooting-yard. This item has files of the following types: Archive BitTorrent, Columbia Peaks, Item Tile, Metadata, PNG, Spectrogram, VBR MP3

Dobson and Longevity - 00:13 About Belt, Bong & Yaw - 24:21 Tales Of The Riverbank And The Marshes - 28:08. This item belongs to: audio/hooting-yard. This item has files of the following types: Archive BitTorrent, Columbia Peaks, Item Tile, Metadata, PNG, Spectrogram, VBR MP3

Shrivelled - 00:18 On the Air - 09:57 Once Upon a Time - 14:06 Glue : Some Do's and Don'ts - 16:23 The Potatoes of Potatovag - 19:20 Since You've Been Gone - 24:44 Tex-mex Jiffy Bag Sprites - 27:38. This item belongs to: audio/hooting-yard. This item has files of the following types: Archive BitTorrent, Columbia Peaks, Item Tile, Metadata, PNG, Spectrogram, VBR MP3

Cost O' Cows & Horses - 30:20. This item belongs to: audio/hooting-yard. This item has files of the following types: Archive BitTorrent, Columbia Peaks, Item Tile, Metadata, PNG, Spectrogram, VBR MP3

Untitled Work in Progress - 00:18 A Refutation of Some of the Less Plausible Claims Made by Dennis Cargpan in His Woeful Lecture Delivered From the Balcony of the Civic Hall at Bodger's Spinney on Thursday Last During a Hailstorm to a Gathering of Ingrates and Orphans - 12:51 Fictional Substance of .... This item belongs to: audio/hooting-yard. This item has files of the following types: Archive BitTorrent, Columbia Peaks, Item Tile, Metadata, PNG, Spectrogram, VBR MP3

Sieves and Basins - 00:34 The Story of the Lame Dog, the Caged Bird, the Drowned Cat, the Gold Watch, the Whisky Boy and the Insane Boy - 09:16 Me and My Homunculus - 12:48 An Outing - 17:31 So You Want to Become a Haruspex? - 21:41 Docking Hack - 25:41 Orrery Sleuth - 28:22. This item belongs to: audio/hooting-yard. This item has files of the following types: Archive BitTorrent, Columbia Peaks, Item Tile, Metadata, PNG, Spectrogram, VBR MP3

"How To..." With Fatima Gilliblat - 00:00 Tiny Enid Extinguishes a Volcano - 03:31 Those Gubernatorial Bells - 08:09 In Loopy Copse - 12:53 Sag Mir Wo Die Blumen Sind? - 14:50 Pageantry - 19:36 The Taxonomy of Ducks, Swans and Geese Is in a State of Flux - 23:32. This item belongs to: audio/hooting-yard. This item has files of the following types: Archive BitTorrent, Columbia Peaks, Item Tile, Metadata, PNG, Spectrogram, VBR MP3

On Blodgett's Jihad - 00:00 WWDD - 10:46 The Agony in the Garden - 14:23 Through Clenched Teeth - 22:03 Railway Forecast - 25:47. This item belongs to: audio/hooting-yard. This item has files of the following types: Archive BitTorrent, Columbia Peaks, Item Tile, Metadata, PNG, Spectrogram, VBR MP3

Rose Garden - 00:01 Epoch of Snares - 06:12 Tenth Anniversary (IV) - 12:52 Fear Eats the Soul - 22:23. This item belongs to: audio/hooting-yard. This item has files of the following types: Archive BitTorrent, Columbia Peaks, Item Tile, Metadata, PNG, Spectrogram, VBR MP3

Radio Transcript - 03:01 Constance, Bereft - 16:27 Picnic for Detectives - 20:24 A Note on Bags - 28:30. This item belongs to: audio/hooting-yard. This item has files of the following types: Archive BitTorrent, Columbia Peaks, Item Tile, Metadata, PNG, Spectrogram, VBR MP3

On The Song Of The Grunty Man - 00:12 Days O' Bootpolish - 07:38 A Further Note on Pigs - 17:27. This item belongs to: audio/hooting-yard. This item has files of the following types: Archive BitTorrent, Columbia Peaks, Item Tile, Metadata, PNG, Spectrogram, VBR MP3

A Note on Pigs - 00:14 Trumpets and Banners - 16:48 Mansfield - 19:31 "The wind was howling like a thousand..." - 28:20. This item belongs to: audio/hooting-yard. This item has files of the following types: Archive BitTorrent, Columbia Peaks, Item Tile, Metadata, PNG, Spectrogram, VBR MP3

The Weird Spinney - 00:17 Reader Profile - 04:11 Becoming More Like God - 10:51 Shem, Ham, Japheth and Minnie Crunlop - 16:57 God News - 28:28. This item belongs to: audio/hooting-yard. This item has files of the following types: Archive BitTorrent, Columbia Peaks, Item Tile, Metadata, PNG, Spectrogram, VBR MP3

Freakishly tall, draped in a soutane, my brain pounding, I found myself standing before a trench full of sludge. In each hand, I discovered I was holding a bucket of pungent goo. My feet were encased in sturdy plastic bootees and at least two pairs of socks. I squelched across the trench, each step expelling from the sludge noisome fumes that wafted in the air behind me, shimmering and stinking. After some minutes, I clambered on to the other side, and rested the buckets upon the ground....

  This audio was recorded (badly) at Brewer’s Bar, Dalston, London. 9th March 2016.

  This audio was recorded (badly) at Brewer’s Bar, Dalston, London. 9th March 2016.

If you are lucky enough to get a non-counterfeit ticket and still be in possession of all your limbs, you are certainly in for a treat! Down to the riverside you go, past the field where the Picnic For Detectives is in full swing. The spectators’ area on the riverbank is muddy and sloshy and the stink of unnameable effluence wafts through the foul air. There are the rowing boats! They are empty, of course, at this stage, just before dawn on the day of the regatta. You tuck in to your official...