In this episode Keyona finally has her breaking point, we ship Reggie’s marionette with the Julien doll, looking up foley sound effects for hidden reasons, Percival’s magic stick, Sabrina being too busy for the first two days, the four simple steps for becoming a Witchy Girlboss, how this whole series could be a prequel to the Gilmore Girls, angry DJ motions, Betty not getting into Heaven because she’s harlotting about, and a lazy phoenix metaphor.