This jam-packed episode contains content such as the Mac and Cheese Killer, getting paid for mining through a payment app, Keyona being objectively right, Archie fighting Captain America style, some clarity on the rules of Cheryl’s religion, Hiram continues to be a Silly Cartoon Little Bitch, the return of Lergan Loman, and a detailed headcanon about Jughead seducing Junkyard Santa.