The Problem: What are you drinking with that American about? (Recorded on Monday, April 22, 2024.) Support Roderick on the Line on Patreon.

The Problem: John turned into a sack of flour. (Recorded on Monday, April 15, 2024.) Support Roderick on the Line on Patreon.

The Problem: John was in his Easter pinks. (Recorded on Monday, April 1, 2024.) Support Roderick on the Line on Patreon.

The Problem: John wiggled his butt. (Recorded on Monday, March 25, 2024.)

The Problem: We’re not at the time of yarn yet. (Recorded on Monday, March 18, 2024.) Support Roderick on the Line on Patreon.

The Problem: John forgot his phone. (Recorded on Monday, March 11, 2024.) Support Roderick on the Line on Patreon.

The Problem: Don’t f**k with a thing that you see. (Recorded on Monday, February 26, 2024.) Support Roderick on the Line on Patreon.

The Problem: The folding table is its own problem. (Recorded on Monday, February 19, 2024.) Support Roderick on the Line on Patreon.

The Problem: John painted the floor blue. (Recorded on Monday, February 12, 2024.) Support Roderick on the Line on Patreon.

The Problem: John’s mom is the dark part of the sunglasses. (Recorded on Monday, February 5, 2024.) Support Roderick on the Line on Patreon.

The Problem: These British musicians don’t respect their culture. (Recorded on Monday, January 22, 2024.) Support Roderick on the Line on Patreon.

The Problem: John is always seeing the light across the water. (Recorded on Monday, January 15, 2024.) Support Roderick on the Line on Patreon.

The Problem: John gets a million pitches from people. (Recorded on Monday, January 8, 2024.) Support Roderick on the Line on Patreon.

The Problem: Don’t you have a wife? (Recorded on Monday, January 1, 2024.) Support Roderick on the Line on Patreon.

The Problem: John took the class wrong. (Recorded on Monday, December 18, 2023.) Support Roderick on the Line on Patreon.

The Problem: John doesn’t have the ability to call krampuses down upon people. (Recorded on Monday, December 11, 2023.) Support Roderick on the Line on Patreon.

The Problem: Oh, no. Not one of these Daddy roads. (Recorded on Monday, November 20, 2023.) Support Roderick on the Line on Patreon.

The Problem: John is at peak “F**k You.” (Recorded on Monday, November 6, 2023.) Support Roderick on the Line on Patreon.

The Problem: There should be a button that just solves problems in general. (Recorded on Monday, October 23, 2023.) Support Roderick on the Line on Patreon.

The Problem: That ride costs extra. (Recorded on Monday, October 16, 2023.) Support Roderick on the Line on Patreon.

The Problem: Thought is the death of sin. (Recorded on Monday, October 2, 2023.) Support Roderick on the Line on Patreon. This episode of Roderick on the Line is brought to you by When I Pretend to Fall. Pre-order your copy of the epochal 2003 album by The Long Winters on fancy colored vinyl.

The Problem: John is all out of knee. (Recorded on Monday, September 18, 2023.) Support Roderick on the Line on Patreon.

The Problem: None of the hats fit John. (Recorded on Monday, September 11, 2023.) Support Roderick on the Line on Patreon. This episode of Roderick on the Line is brought to you by Squarespace. Free trial plus 10% off your first purchase with the offer code, “SUPERTRAIN”

The Problem: Pimples are an opportunity. John and Merlin have a wide-ranging conversation. (Recorded on Monday, August 28, 2023.) Support Roderick on the Line on Patreon.