The party takes some time to talk about the buckwild ending to the last episode! They talk about character development, iCarly, Mark Zuckerberg, and other things that probably don't matter to the show but are pretty funny nonetheless.

In this episode, the party reconvenes after their separate excursions in the village of Starran! We get back on the road again, and surprise, fight even more spooky ghosts. Quelaan also gets punched in the face by an old old man. In short, it is a fun time.

The party splits up! Quelaan, Zakia, and Red all venture into the town of Starran while Kira and Skidmon hang around outside the gates and chat with our favorite twins, Mink and Kink. Quelaan invests in bread, Red buys a sketchy ring from an old guy, and Kira and Skidmon knock innocent people unconscious.

Hi friends! The RDP crew is back after their four-month hiatus to bring you more silly D&D content! This episode is jam-packed with goofs and light on the storytelling. We've been trying to get used to recording with each other again and in the process, we forgot a few times here that our podcast is a solely audio medium. (We may change that in the future after this episode.) The team goes to Starran Village!

We begin the next chapter of our adventure by welcoming a guest star (Nathan) to the show! The party begins their journey towards the magical city of Gridloch to learn more about a plaguing illness that is taking over nearby villages. (Please note: we had the concept ready well before COVID-19 and this is in no way intended to be a representation of the current pandemic!)

The party finally face off against the three tanarukks introduced at the end of last episode! After completely de-railing an important battle (once again), Aurora sends them shopping. Then, the party discovers what their actions say about them - and who they align with best.

In this episode, the party is invited to the Thunderdome to complete a series of tests as a sort of job application. The party engages in a set of puzzling challenges, all while indulging in goofs and...more goofs. 

The party goes to the armory and meets Aurora, one of the sixteen gods who watch over the planet. Aurora explains what Haven is and where it came from, then gives the group a quick tour. Afterwards, the party members receive unique magic items corresponding to their parents!

The party wakes up in a mysterious location separated from each other. Each of them meet a new face, who tells them where they are and informs them that they're pretty special. In the next episode, the party will reconvene and discuss the events that take place in today's episode!

In this bonus episode, the party sit and talk about the conclusion of the HOV arc and our DM answers some questions! 

The party comes face-to-face with the incontinent King Laeo! The party learns some sketchy stuff about what really happens at the castle, and spoiler alert - the king is not a great guy after all. The party meets Red, played by Ian as they face off against the godlike king.

In this episode, we introduce a guest star - Ian, as Theodore! The party fights a group of soldiers, learns some interesting information about Raziel the Chronicler, and beat up some ghosts. This episode is full of jokes with little to no focus on the actual story. Our DM is dying. 

Our adventurers receive a map of the HOV from Kashe and decide to venture deep into the woods. On their journey, they learn some important information from the town's secret witch. The witch directs them towards the town library, where they meet Raziel, the chronicler. Puzzled are solved, chroniclers are supported, and laughs are shared.

Kashe leads the party to the HOV town center, where they meet Willa. Both Kashe and Willa have strange purple scars on their foreheads, but there is no indication of what they mean. The party meets Sheriff Kenati at the tavern, who has frozen time when they arrive. He speaks Common to them and tells them some rather important information about the HOV, then disappears saying they can't speak again. The party then follows Kashe to her home tent, where they get their first night's sleep inside...

Our adventurers have leveled up after escaping the jail! This is a quick bi-week episode that's all about leveling up our characters from level one to level two. Come back in two weeks to continue our adventure with us!

Our adventurers find themselves in the middle of a jailbreak this episode! After teaming up with Kashe, Zakia, Quelaan, Kira, and Anya push their way past guards, pretend to be kidnapped, read some books, and start a riot! A lot happens this episode - you don't want to miss it.

Our adventurers spend their first night in a foreign jail! During their stay, they hear the name "Kashe" - the one who supposedly left them the suspicious note that kickstarted their journey. The next morning, Zakia sits at the kids' table while the adults find Kashe and get some information from her. Together that evening, the group plans a heist to escape the jail, and we leave off just where the heist is getting good. 

Kira, Zakia, Anya, and Quelaan make the treacherous journey through the woods, as instructed by a note from a mysterious woman named 'Kashe'. After following the instructions, the party finds a mysterious wooden door. When they venture inside, they are immediately questioned by four guards atop a stone wall just ahead. They fail in battle and wake up in a strange jail surrounded by strange people speaking a language foreign to all but Quelaan. How will our friends react to having to spend the...

We introduce you to our group of college students learning for the first time how to play Dungeons and Dragons, all while recording it for posterity. Our campaign takes place in Gallan (most certainly not a unit of measurement but instead a vast continent) where our party of - you guessed it - three tanks and a Halfling are given a strange note by an even stranger man. What happens next is a mystery...until we release episode one.