Live from the Olympics in Paris, Roy and HG discuss age limits for Olympic sports like break dancing, skateboarding and BMX.

The Bludge comes to you live from the Olympics in Paris. Roy and HG speculate about the closing ceremony and the rumour of Tom Cruise being involved.

The Bludge comes to you live from the Olympics in Paris. Roy and HG discuss Matildas' coach Dr Dud, Tony Gustavsson's exit from the national team.

Live from the Olympics in Paris, HG suggested a gold medal pig shoot. A new event at the Brisbane Olympics 2032.

Live from the Olympics in Paris, Roy & HG discuss the idea that a simple can of coke can clear the back door, giving athletes confidence and maybe win gold medals.

Live from the Olympics in Paris, Roy and HG discuss our women's rugby 7's loss to America. The coach, Tim Walsh got them to do everything but train for rugby. It's insane!

Live from the Paris Olympics, Roy bumped into Aussie athlete, Jessica Hull and asked, "Have you tried the frog's legs?" Jess replied quietly, it would be like eating cat.

Live from the Paris Olympics, Roy & HG discuss incentives for winning a Olympic gold medal that could have you living next door to Emma McKeon.

Live from the Paris Olympics, Roy proclaimed, "the further you are away from a sport, the clearer it is." This would explain his detailed knowledge of pole vaulting.

Part 1 - Roy & HG have lobbed into Paris for the Olympics games. The opening ceremony was only eclipsed by Sneesby's lot, in particular Karl telling how "iconic" Paris was.

Part 2 - While in Paris for the games, Roy & HG are expecting 13 to 15 gold medals, but there are whispers of up to 20 gold. Is this doable? Of course, they're Aussies.

Part 1 - Blueslanderism - how real is it? If you live in New South Wales you can feel it. It's part of the Rugby League fabric worthy of a thesis.

Part 2 - Rugby League's black hole - No penalty for Walsh kicking Crichton in the head?

The bug count in the Seine is stabilising, all we need is some summer heat to kill off the last remaining billions of the creepy crawlies. Join Roy and HG and take the plunge into the thirty third Olympiad.

Part 1 - Quist and Bromwich, Roofer's shoe - Volley OC, JWH written by god, The next Immortal

Part 2 - Borderline Pelican, St Canice - Saint of shipwrecks, Grassy's team philosophy.

Part 1 - X factor or character or lumpy, Hell hole, Turn your head towards Rugby League.

Part 2 - Bus ride in Vegas, Rugby League train, Parra hell hole, Niggler vs Character, Pure-Mahoney the niggler.

Part 1 - Rugby League - Played between the ears, Bradman's bat, coached by a grub, St Canice - Rugby League Saint, five match Origin series.

Part 2 - Lenin's Underpants, quiet moment in the Leichhardt toilets with the PM, PHD - the beginnings of Origin, Bunnings Island, Pigs know where the chickpeas are, PHD - The beginnings of Origin.

Part 1 - Billy Slater Queensland's Perfumed Grub, Two teams - One dream and Rugby League's Taylor Swift effect.

Part 2 - Perfumed Grub, TAB's for kids, Buses for Rural and regional Rugby League, State of Origin board game.

Part 1 - Ya head's a bag of chips, $40 million for Leichhardt Oval upgrade and kicking leg transplants

Part 2 - Base load of Foundationism, LA Fruiters, the Bunnings Island nuclear submarines.

The Best of the Bludge - Horse trainer pulls down pants, unsavoury types in Vegas and are rule changers idiots?