Part 1 - Blueslanderism - how real is it? If you live in New South Wales you can feel it. It's part of the Rugby League fabric worthy of a thesis.

Part 2 - Rugby League's black hole - No penalty for Walsh kicking Crichton in the head?

The bug count in the Seine is stabilising, all we need is some summer heat to kill off the last remaining billions of the creepy crawlies. Join Roy and HG and take the plunge into the thirty third Olympiad.

Part 1 - Quist and Bromwich, Roofer's shoe - Volley OC, JWH written by god, The next Immortal

Part 2 - Borderline Pelican, St Canice - Saint of shipwrecks, Grassy's team philosophy.

Part 1 - X factor or character or lumpy, Hell hole, Turn your head towards Rugby League.

Part 2 - Bus ride in Vegas, Rugby League train, Parra hell hole, Niggler vs Character, Pure-Mahoney the niggler.

Part 1 - Rugby League - Played between the ears, Bradman's bat, coached by a grub, St Canice - Rugby League Saint, five match Origin series.

Part 2 - Lenin's Underpants, quiet moment in the Leichhardt toilets with the PM, PHD - the beginnings of Origin, Bunnings Island, Pigs know where the chickpeas are, PHD - The beginnings of Origin.

Part 1 - Billy Slater Queensland's Perfumed Grub, Two teams - One dream and Rugby League's Taylor Swift effect.

Part 2 - Perfumed Grub, TAB's for kids, Buses for Rural and regional Rugby League, State of Origin board game.

Part 1 - Ya head's a bag of chips, $40 million for Leichhardt Oval upgrade and kicking leg transplants

Part 2 - Base load of Foundationism, LA Fruiters, the Bunnings Island nuclear submarines.

The Best of the Bludge - Horse trainer pulls down pants, unsavoury types in Vegas and are rule changers idiots?

The Best of the Bludge - Bunnings Island, exporting chickens in a can, Rugby league spies and Highrise Horses.

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.

Part 2 - Roy motivates the NSW Blues by putting a snake down his pants and encourages the players to do the same.

Part 1 - Albo's thinking of giving PNG's new NRL team $60 million per year for the next 10 years. The cap is only $11 million, where does the rest go? Roy and HG discuss the idea of a Rugby League island with Nuclear power plant, hospital with casino, a lovely big wharf and of course a Rugby League field in it's own biosphere.

Part 2 - Albo's thinking of giving PNG's new NRL team $60 million per year for the next 10 years. The cap is only $11 million, where does the rest go? Roy and HG discuss the idea of a Rugby League island with Nuclear power plant, hospital with casino, a lovely big wharf and of course a Rugby League field in it's own biosphere.

Part 1 - The big Rugby League news this week was that David Fifita will stay at the Titans. This backflip was credited to a $4 packet of biscuits. The Monte Carlo - The Rugby league biscuit!

Part 2 - The big Rugby League news this week was that David Fifita will stay at the Titans. This backflip was credited to a $4 packet of biscuits. The Monte Carlo - The Rugby league biscuit!

Part 1 - Rugby League nigglers are an important aspect of the game. Roy & HG discuss the great nigglers, like Josh Reynolds, Michael Ennis and now, Reed Mahoney. Are nigglers grubs? Or is the niggler and grub two different beasts?

Part 2 - Rugby League nigglers are an important aspect of the game. Roy & HG discuss the great nigglers, like Josh Reynolds, Michael Ennis and now, Reed Mahoney. Are nigglers grubs? Or is the niggler and grub two different beasts?

Part 1 - Gus Gould this week was fined $20,000 for speaking his mind, the bunker are idiots! Roy and HG discuss the fine line Gus walks being both a club CEO and a commentator. Leave Gus alone and get on with the business of Rugby League.