A battle of logic. A widower's woe. An apartment move, interrupted. Truly, these are Weird Times in Piss Harbor.

When a bounty is called on Christ Sux (special guest Abdul Aziz) our heroes take the case. But maybe they should be less focus on the bounty, and more on who called for the bounty...

Our crew of fearless Bounty Hunters take on their toughest assignment- stage magicians (special guests Jess O'Brien and Cohen Edenfield)!! What is truth and what is illusion in their world of enchantment?? Will even Edgica have her mind freaked by these fearsome foes? Will you dare to behold what is in the hat?? Please do we're not making this to be ignored.

Now, Piss Harbor isn't known as an especially lawful town. No sir. But that's even moreso the case on Binge Night—the one night of the year when all Laws in Piss Harbor take the night off and let their respectful rival Crimes pick up a shift. Whatever will Moose (Joe Lepore), Neil (Ali Fisher), and Jonathan Large (Christopher Hastings) do on this night of wanton criminality? Well, I suppose crimes seem likely, but then again I am *the episode description writer who is also A CRIMINAL*! So I...

Allies scattered. Partnerships tested. Mayors...Anti-ed? All this and more on another incredible episode of Rude Tales of Magic!

Holy Moly! Our very own Tim Platt- the visionary behind Stirfry, Smellulus, and Tommy Whistle- is recording his first-ever Comedy Album live and in person at Brooklyn's Union Hall on Thursday February 29th! Tickets are on sale now! Why would you wait? Buy yours today!

The streets of Piss Harbor are full of folks you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley. Hell, I wouldn't want to meet anyone in a dark alley. Let's go to a Starbucks! Point is, when the party crosses paths with devil may care bad boy Knee Scraper (special guest JORDAN MORRIS), they're gonna realllly wish they went to a Starbucks. Then at least they'd have Frappucinos!

The Rude Tales gang is excited to have Jamie Loftus join them for a wild adventure in Piss Harbor. I just hope everyone has good manners! But could something as simple as a faux pas lead to...death? Probably not but you better listen to make sure!!

As the crew gets hired to bring in their toughest bounty yet (special guest WALEED MANSOUR), shocking discoveries are made, a widow craves vengeance, and one party member makes the ultimate sacrifice. All this for what's described as notably low pay. But hey, that's just another day in Piss Harbor, baby.

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…yeah, an open fire tended to by HESTIA! That’s right, the third ever episode of Yuletide Kombat Family is Greek Mythology themed! Listen to Ali Fisher, Carly Monardo, Christopher Hastings, and Joe Lepore fight gods and gift givers alike in this classic holiday game invented and GM’d by Tim Platt. Edited and sound designed by Tim Platt featuring music from Steve Desiena! A Bucket of Milk Production! Happy Halloween everybody! Yuletide Kombat Family is a...

When Piss Harbor Boxer Thickie Thunder (special guest Jon Gabrus) fails to take a fall in a big match, it's up to our heroes (or our bad guys? We're still sorting that out), to capture him for money. As long as there are no complications this episode should be about 15 minutes long! *Show Notes writer sees episode length* Gulp!

WEIRD TIMES IN PISS HARBOR CHAPTER 1. When five of the meanest, toughest, most evil-sword-carried-in-the-mouth-of-a-stray-dog characters in Piss Harbor go out on a job together, could it lead to something...more?

An explosive trailer for our next jaw-dropping campaign.

After an epic quest through Cordelia to Hell itself, our heroes find themselves face to face with the man behind all of their hardships: Lexicon Matters. Will they face off in a climactic battle, or can they coexist?

Listen, if you SCARE! Light up the cauldron and sell your soul to the lowest bidder, for Ru-no, I'm sorry-BLOOD TALES OF DEPRAVITY returns for another chilling adventure. Join Count Dracula (Christopher Hastings), Big Frank (Ali Fisher), Caleb (Joe Lepore), and Count Dracula (Tim Platt), as they race across that macabre metropolis NEW YORK CITY to save the Halloween Community. And who will stand in their way? Why none other than that twisted mastermind, Branson Reese!

Absolutely famished from the previous 68 episodes, the gang stops in at a diner!

As our now TOTALLY KILLED PARTY take stock of their new, Hellish surroundings (spoiler: it's Hell), perhaps they would do well to enlist a guide of sorts to show them the way? Enter a mysterious ferryman (GUEST STAR CALDWELL TANNER) but does he have his own agenda? Or does he just want to get home to....his wife???

The gang arrives back on campus for the new semester and-what?? Polaris University is gone? It's now a "Forbidden Zone"?? Boy I have got to start paying more attention! BEEP BEEP! After a brief 2-year hiatus, we're back with another LIVESTREAM SHOW just in time for spooky season! It's called THEY INVADED MY BRAIN and it's happening on Thursday October 19th at 8pm Eastern! For tickets and info, head over to rudetalesofmagic.com! To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check...

Our heroes try to soldier on following the events of last episode, but as they approach the Forbidden Zone, the dangers only increase. Would they like help? To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- Patreon! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And...