Trigger warning: Stranger Danger, old pickup artists manipulating young teens, Will Arnett voice Finally, it's time for Nephrite's penultimate episode, AND, a first look with Malachite/Kunzite! Join us as we take you through all the weird changes DiC wrought upon this anime. -- English DiC Dub: Molly's Folly Japanese Sub: Wish Upon a Star: Naru's First Love -- Sailor Moon Therapy Hour is a Sailor Moon rewatch podcast hosted by two queer besties who've been friends--and fans-- since the...

We're back! And this time we're discussing Stranger Danger and whether glasses make you sexy. Oh and also there's a new princess in town, could she be The One? -- English DiC Dub: Worth a Princess's Ransom Japanese Sub: Romance Under the Moon: Usagi's First Kiss -- Sailor Moon Therapy Hour is a Sailor Moon rewatch podcast hosted by two queer besties who've been friends--and fans-- since the 90s. Join us on a journey through the world of DiC, the original American company that dubbed Sailor...

DiC REALLY doesn't want you to see Sailor Mercury GirlBossing her way through a mystery, so we're just gonna take that right on out of that episode and replace it with the most BIZARRE accents possible. You don't want to miss this one!

DiC kept the secrets of this episode hidden well for decades, and NOW THEY ARE EXPOSED! Join the Sailor Scouts on a well-deserved vacation to the beach where they stay at what can only be described as a rundown AirBnB mansion that has a confusing theme. Are they actually spooky? Is that little girl actually psychic? Do we need to call CPS on her dad?? Find out in this week's episode of SMTH! --- English DiC Dub: N/A Japanese Sub: The Summer, the Beach, Youth and Ghosts

Startup Bro and Star Aficionado Nephrite has a new plan: Send love letters pretending to be Tuxedo Mask to all the junior high girls in the district! Totally normal not creepy behavior! Join us to hear how it goes down, whether the Stars are conspiring against him, and a deep dive into the Sailor Pancake headcanon. --- English DiC Dub: Who is that Masked Man? Japanese Sub: Usagi's Joy: A Love Letter from Tuxedo Mask

Grown man bullies children to use their priceless porcelain dolls as monster henchwomen. Tale as old as time!

Japanese Sub: Usagi's a Model: The Flash of the Monster Camera English DiC Dub: Shutter Bugged Famed bitcoin investor Nephrite (or is it Nephlite?) has a hot new scheme: swimsuit photography! Definitely not creepy at all. Follow along as Serena/Usagi Sailor Moon Kicks the Crap outta this photographer.

Jadeite's replacement general is Nephrite, a mansplaining startup bro who wields his sensuality and theatrical dub voice like a weapon. Come see how fast his red car goes vroom!

All the man wanted to do was work a quiet job as a janitor somewhere while starting up a side hustle as an entrepreneur. But unfortunately, it's the end of the road for Jadeite and his business schemes.

Jadeite's newest scheme: is actually not his. It's a...water nymph's? Either way it's a couple cruise, y'all, and we're filled to the brim with brand new ships to fanfic about.

Serena and Rei fight a lot bc DiC doesn't know how to handle female friendships. Bonus: Tuxedo Mask on a tiny train.

Sailor Mars is finally here! Plus we encounter a gorgeous non binary bus driver who's kidnapping teens in city buses and taking them to the moon or something. It's never quite clear where they are. Oh and Tuxedo Mask was in a bus the whole time? What was he doing in there?

This time Jadeite and the NegaCorp are cursin' time pieces. Plus, a baby Usagi!!

Sailor Mercury is here! Jadeite's new business is...floppy disks? Plus, SHOCKING NEWS: Luna can type on a computer, the GameStop is actually secret Moon Business HQ, and Ami's accent is going to haunt your dreams!

Jadeite hires a glass monster that looks like a sticky goo monster to kidnap a local pop star and forces everyone to compete in a talent(less) show. Stick with us (pun intended) and watch Serena break the fourth wall for the first and last time ever. Also Luna's a jerk.

This episode has everything-- peeping toms, giant evil tampons, and mixed messages about physical health!

Big Dic didn't bother dubbing either of these episodes, and we're here to find out WHY. Pls note that your eyes are not deceiving you, yes we skipped from Ep 3 to Ep 5. That's because Audrey somehow deleted her own footage so now we gotta redo Ep 4. In the meantime, enjoy this Double Feature. Subs on Subs on Subs! Get into it.

Sooo Big DIC just didn’t even bother dubbing this episode into English. Let’s discuss WHY THO

What even goes in here? Sailor Moon Therapy Hour is basically 2 friends from a looong time ago rewatching the original Sailor Moon— an old 90s anime that we bonded over in the early 00s. BUT, we only had access to the original dub, which cut out a bunch of stuff and changed the meaning of a bunch of other stuff. So we’re watching it all again, but this time ALSO watching the original subtitled Sailor Moon so we can see what Big DIC were hiding from us!