Episodes
Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys say "RIP God Bless" to Season Four with a super-sized return to the Fear of The Unknown series. From bridge beasts to frog men, the boys examine some unusual cryptids that rarely make headlines. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:30 -...
Published 11/28/24
Published 11/28/24
Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys swing by the bodega to buy a ticket to financial freedom -- only to find out that winning the lottery can put them straight into an early grave. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:18 - Housekeeping 00:05:30 - We’re Talking Winning The...
Published 11/21/24
Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys explore a fear of earthquakes that looms over their daily lives in Southern California. But not just any earthquake. The Big One. What will it be like when it hits? Will the boys survive? Only one way to find out! Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 -...
Published 11/14/24
Chris and Ed open the inbox one last time to close out the week of too many treats. Thanks for joining us on this 5 episodes in 5 days run to celebrate our anniversary. We'll probably start answering e-mails more quickly now! 
Published 11/04/24
The week of too many treats continues with ALL HAT MAN ALL THE TIME (plus one little bonus story in there).  So join us as we go through a bunch of listener-submitted stories chronicling their potential run-ins with the man himself.
Published 11/04/24
If you listen to the show, then you know we’re the pits when it comes to e-mail. It’s part that we’re bad about checking, and part that we get overwhelmed when we do. So we thought it would be fun (aka: a long grueling chore) to spend our anniversary trying to make up for year of un-replied to e-mails — RIGHT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.  Let’s open the inbox and hit send on the first of 3 listener-engagement-ridden Anniversary BONUS EPISODES.
Published 11/02/24
Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. Inspired by horrifying Halloween rumors of Satanic sacrifice on All Hallow's Eve, the boys take a look back at human sacrifice throughout the centuries. Who practiced it? Why? And what benefits did it really offer society? The answers might shock you.  Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO...
Published 10/31/24
Chris and Ed get up to trouble when looking for episode ideas in the Midnight Library in this Astonishing Legends Network crossover. Will they be successful at finding any? Or at acting? Find out in the Scared All The Time version of the Midnight Library crossover.
Published 10/30/24
Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. Inspired by horrifying Halloween rumors of Satanic sacrifice on All Hallow's Eve, the boys take a look back at human sacrifice throughout the centuries. Who practiced it? Why? And what benefits did it really offer society? The answers might shock you.  Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO...
Published 10/24/24
Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys take a haunted trip around the world to explore the history of the child-eating monster known as the boogeyman. From Michael Myers to pirates to sack-men to an ancient serial killer with the wealth of a billionaire and a body count for the history books, Chris and Ed leave no stone unturned and no closet un-opened in this...
Published 10/17/24
Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys are joined by Ally Malinenko, author of the upcoming middle grade horror book Broken Dolls, to talk about the scariest toy ever created: Dolls! From the uncanny valley, to Victorian doll funerals and the Reborn doll craze, they’ll sift through the toy box to discover what makes dolls so scary. Don't love every word we...
Published 10/10/24
Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys go sicko mode and come down with a case of necrotizing fasciitis...better known as flesh-eating bacteria. They cover the symptoms, the consequences, and what it takes to survive one of the deadliest diseases known to man. Plus: sepsis survivor stories! Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to...
Published 10/03/24
Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, they gaze deeply into the myths, legends, and scary games surrounding mirrors and are horrified at what gazes back. If you've ever wanted to summon the demonic mirror version of yourself, this is the episode for you! Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 -...
Published 09/26/24
Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, they explore the causes and consequences of one of nature's cruelest traps: the sinkhole. Equal parts science and tragedy, these natural disasters can appear out of nowhere and wreak havoc. They can also create incredible new worlds in some of the most isolated environments on Earth. Also featuring a musical dispatch from the...
Published 09/19/24
Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. In the Season Four premiere, the boys have a paranoid, existential crisis as they prepare to meet their maker in one of the scariest ways possible - instantaneously. Plus: Quantum Immortality. Does it live up to its reputation as one of the most dangerous theories in the world? Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some...
Published 09/12/24
Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys close out Season Three with the first installment of Scared All The Time: Fear of The Unknown. Using his second grade research as a guide, Chris takes Ed back to the first sighting of Nessie, examines the highs and lows of monster photography, and illustrates how eyewitness sightings can change drastically over...
Published 08/08/24
Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, poison's on the menu. From Ed's surprising connections to these killer concoctions, to a story of college alcohol poisoning that is as hilarious as it is horrifying, to a rundown of the most dangerous toxins in the world, this episode's so good it should be illegal. Just like every chemical mentioned in the episode! Don't love...
Published 08/01/24
Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, they get on their hands and knees and squeeze into the world of caves. Deep, dark, wet, creature-and-death filled caves. Warning to the claustrophobic: you might want to listen to this one outside. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:42 -...
Published 07/25/24
Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, they grit their teeth and hang on as twisters hit the studio. What powers these terrifying tempests? How big can they really get? And are they here to destroy America...or save it?  Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:33 - Housekeeping 00:06:34 - Let’s...
Published 07/18/24
Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the steel-stomached pals bite into tales of American cannibalism - complete with the nastiest details of the Donner Party you never knew. From kuru disease to survival cannibalism to an insane story out of Papua New Guinea, this episode's got it all.  Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what...
Published 07/11/24
Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the guys go to ghoul-inary school to learn about the history and horror of feasting on one's own species. And just wait until you hear how some people say goodbye to their loved ones... PLUS! Hear Ed eat at one point (chips, not people) AND get drunker! Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find...
Published 07/04/24
Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them.  This week, more stories of the not-so-dead-and buried - from Brazil to South Africa to Japan - where the boys learn all about "sokushinbutsu," one of the most extreme forms of live burial ever practiced. Here's the EARLY RELEASE of the COMMERCIAL FREE version! Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what...
Published 06/27/24
Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them.  This week, internet icon and multi-hyphenate creator, Anna Akana, joins our frightened hosts to dig up the dirt around being buried alive. How often does it happen? Has anyone survived it? And just why do we bury people in the first place? Plus: safety coffins! So. Many. Safety coffins. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some...
Published 06/20/24
Chris and Ed get caught in a web of fear spun by the world's most dangerous spiders.
Published 06/13/24