Episodes
Hello and welcome fellow creeps! On this episode we are chatting about the wild and shocking Shin Godzilla from 2016 directed by  Hideaki Anno and Shinji Higuchi So please step into the darkness and join us! Intro music written and performed by Nick Mervis.
Published 04/29/22
Published 04/29/22
Welcome Back to Sex! Drinks Video Games! This month we are late again, but better late than never. Fist we chat some unknown light beers and the recent downfall of a once prominent craft brewery. Then it's all about vanilla sex and the hand-job, foot-job Pepsi challenge. In video games Lucia gets down and dirty on the Kingdom Hearts 4 trailer and why the series used to be good. Also the second episode of Wolf Among US.  All this and more on todays episode. So grab yourself a zombie Jesus...
Published 04/29/22
Welcome Back to Sex! Drinks Video Games! This month we are late! Turns out when you drink and podcast, sometimes we need to do some extra editing. Lucia kicks things off by creating a new meaning for a word that we didn't know existed. will the real Smitch please stand up. dialectal British variant of SMUTCH.  We are talking Irish whiskey, the end of Russian vodka and funky marketing terms. Then we get not so sexy and we chat about the trials of a teenage girl in the new Pixar movie Turning...
Published 03/28/22
Hello and welcome fellow creeps! On this episode we are chatting about the new but no so improved Texas Chainsaw Massacre from 2022 directed by David Blue Garcia. So please step into the darkness and join us! Intro music written and performed by Nick Mervis.
Published 02/25/22
Welcome Back to Sex! Drinks Video Games! This month we are back and not dead! We survived Covid! We kick things off with discussing the death of craft beer.  Can it ever reach the popularity it used to have, ever again? Then we talk butt stuff. Plus the debate on spontaneity of said sex. Is it good or bad? Is expected sex better then surprise sex? Finally we get to talk some games. Massive corporate takeover. Is there still room for creativity in the video game industry?  All this and more...
Published 02/21/22
Hello and welcome fellow creeps! On this episode we are chatting about the festively demented Krampus from 2015 directed by Michael Dougherty. It truly captures the Christmas spirit! Rest in Peace 2021! So please step into the darkness and join us on this very special New Years Eve episode! Intro music written and performed by Nick Mervis.
Published 12/31/21
Welcome Back to Sex! Drinks Video Games! This month we get festive with some holiday nogs real dairy and not so dairy.  Which brown booze pairs best? When things get sexy, Ryan is confused about foot fetishes. Also should sex workers hand out free samples before you buy? Kind of like Costco right? Then we reminisce about getting game on Christmas morning. Also is Halo still good even though it has not changed much over the years? Plus Creaks, Little Nightmares 2 and Guardians of the...
Published 12/20/21
Welcome Back to Sex! Drinks Video Games! This month we are getting ready for Ye Olde Turkey Day. We are so hungry and oh so thirsty. We start things off with a nice Pumpkin Head Punch and Ryan Realizes there was more to it than adding some ingredients into a pitcher. Also a heated debate about hazy beers! Then as we get sexy we chat if it matters if you have sex on the first date and we break down the purpose or no purpose of having rules while you're dating. After that we boot up our...
Published 11/22/21
Hello and welcome fellow creeps! Here we are, we did it, we made something new! We are very excited to premier our new offshoot podcast Hum & Shiver. Every other month we are going to talk about one horror movie. What we liked, what we didn't like and also see where the conversation takes us. This is all about our love for horror films and the horror genre in total.  On this episode we are chatting about the once unknown, then cult classic and now the definitive Halloween movie Trick 'r...
Published 10/31/21
Welcome Back to Sex! Drinks Video Games! This month we are celebrating our 1 year anniversary! Time flies when you banter. We are talking all things spooky this episode as it is Ryan's favorite holiday. He and Lucia are feeling very festive. We dig deep into some surprisingly good pumpkin beers. Then after we loosen up, we tighten up with some bondage talk, also a dating coach that gets paid 10k per client!? Then as we wind down Lucia expresses her love for the new OLED Switch and Ryan has...
Published 10/29/21
Welcome Back to Sex! Drinks Video Games! This month we are all about Oktoberfest. We chat some German beers and some not so German beers. Lucia tries to give a history lesson in the aforementioned event. We make some new announcements regarding our anniversary episode and the show going forward.  Then we chat the struggles of sex workers. Do they have worth while relationships? do they ever feel love? We also talk some shady business going down in Texas. How much money would it take for you...
Published 09/24/21
Welcome Back to Sex! Drinks Video Games! This month we went for random drinks while we wandered the booze store. Ryan grabbed some German beers, Lucia has some canned wine and cocktail....? Either way it has agave in it and that grosses Ryan out.  While the drinks section being a little light there was no shortage of sexy business to talk about. Speaking of business what the hell is happening over at OnlyFans? Ryan is frustrated with the lack of solidarity between sex workers while Lucia...
Published 08/23/21
Welcome Back to Sex! Drinks Video Games! This month we dive right into Japanese booze. Our Weekly sushi night tuned into a drinking game that also involved watching the Space Jam movies. Sooo sake is a tasty beverage. Then we break down the idea of a "MILF" and what it really means. Are they actually hot? Would you hook up with one? Then we question the secret society of swingers and if garden gnomes hold all the answers? Later we talk the Switch OLED, the crazy expensive Steam Deck and how...
Published 07/23/21
Welcome back to Sex! Drinks! Video Games! This month we are kicking summer off with a bang because it's hot and we are already sweating. First we chat our favorite summer drinks while sipping on the delicious Flora Dora. What's the deal with "after care"? It's becoming a more popular term within sex and relationships and we break down what it means to each of us and why it's not talked about enough. Then we cover E3 and what games got us really excited. Also do we need to buy an XBOX now!?...
Published 06/21/21
Welcome Back to Sex! Drinks Video Games! This month we chat local teas, coffee from Florida and that you can make a pretty good cocktail with said tea. We also chat Mexican and not so Mexican lagers. In a bit of a  topic crossover we talk about the huge shake up happening in the craft beer and alcohol industry from stories shared via an Instagram post, that has put the whole industry in hot water.  Also what's the deal with big balls!? Do they make you more manly? Or are they all for...
Published 05/21/21
Welcome back to Sex! Drinks! Video Games! This month we slam right into the dangerous and beautiful Long Island Iced Tea. We break down the recipe and talk about how its great and terrible at the same time. Then we talk some of our current go to drinks. When things get sexy we question the purpose of man nipples? Why do we still have them? In the future once we have evolved will men no longer have them and will chickens be driving taxis? Lots to break down in the video game world. PS5 has...
Published 04/23/21
Welcome back to Sex! Drinks! Video Games! This month we talk about how white people needs excuses to get drunk while consuming our favorite Irish inspired drinks. We run over the top 13 people you will hook up with on St. Patrick's Day. Our level of appreciation for breweries large and small is expressed and why all beers have purpose. Then we talk about how long you would stay with a person if they were not able to get you off. Finally Ryan got a PS5 and we talk about the frustrations of...
Published 03/19/21
Welcome back to Sex! Drinks! Video Games! This episode has so been stated the "love" episode by the resident host Lucia. Even though it is no longer V day we delve into some fun activities you can do with a another person and or many people. What are the most romantic drinks to have during the holiday? Is it a good idea to get a sharable drink on a first date? After going over a list of the worst songs to have sex to Lucia and Ryan are divided on what makes a threesome or orgy fun. In...
Published 02/19/21
Welcome back to Sex! Drinks! Video Games! This month we chat about the horror that is dry January and why we participate in such a horrible act. We chat about some cool N/A drinks if there is a such a thing. With the pandemic rolling along and dating probably being pretty tough, is 2021 going to be the year of self love? Also what games are we playing right now and what game releases are we looking forward too!? All this and more on this months episode. Now grab yourself a drink and turn the...
Published 01/22/21
Happy Holidays everyone! Welcome back to Sex! Drinks! Video Games! While sipping on some homemade holiday nog, Ryan and Lucia talk about the most festive themed drinks. Does the Christmas season have more random hookups than any other time of year? What the hell is a Yule Cat? We also chat about the nightmares of being able to purchase a PS5 and the game launch debacle that is Cyberpunk 2077. All this and more on this months episode. It's the biggest yet! So grab a drink, light the tree...
Published 12/21/20
Welcome back to Sex! Drinks! Video Games! This month we dive into the less appreciated holiday known as Thanksgiving. We talk about our favorite drinks to have on the day of thanks and we try out a new festive cocktail recipe that was retrieved from the depths of the internet by Lucia. Is it cool to have sex at your families place during the holidays? What are the best games to play when you have a bunch of people over? All this and more on todays episode. Grab a drink, get cozy and come on...
Published 11/20/20
Happy Halloween friends, Last year I saw a post form a person named Keaton Patti, who made a bot watch 1000 hours of horror movies, then made it write it’s own horror movie. The first page of the script was posted online. I thought it was hilarious and I thought it would sound funny in audio form. Head on over to my website to read the script. I would like to thank my friends Josh Stockero and Michelle Cameron for doing a couple voices. Also thanks to Keaton for making a bot write scripts.
Published 10/30/20
The Halloween episode. What is the scariest drink to get at a bar? What is the deal with all the 'Sexy" costumes? What are some of the best scary games to play in the month of October? Tune in and find all the answers to these burning questions.
Published 10/16/20