Episodes
We are now firmly in the doldrums of Summer. It's absolutely disgusting outside. There are bugs. Humidity. People with horrific body odor. Instead, why not stay inside, enjoy the air conditioning, and pour yourself a refreshing glass of lemonade before settling in for a collection of tales about problematic pets, surprise boobies, and entirely too much honesty from a father-in-law. It's time for a brand-new Ask Us Anything episode of your favorite podcast of all time. Enjoy. Follow the...
Published 07/18/24
As Nikki and Steve take a quick summer break this week, in honor of the downright steamy weather outside, we're revisiting one of the hottest, sexiest AUA episodes of Sh*t ever. From women yearning for dirty talk to the lure of all-you-can-beat porn to an accidental fucboi, this Ask Us Anything episode explores the myriad intricacies of love, dating, and sex in the 21st century. It also includes Steve talking super dirty. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta:...
Published 07/11/24
In a world that offers very little stability and even less comfort, one thing that we can all depend upon is that if you ask Nikki and Steve about a relationship that's on the rocks, they will almost assuredly recommend breaking up. It's almost like sunrises, sunsets, and the tides: it's one of the few remaining things that you can still count on these days. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch...
Published 07/04/24
It's that special moment of midsummer when the days are long, the shorts are short, and the judgement is red-hot. This week, get ready for an AITA episode filled with spicy takes, biting jokes, and sizzling adjudications. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by...
Published 06/27/24
If you could distill some of life's most important lessons into five distinct questions, would that help you lead a better life? This week, we go over 5 important life lessons, inspired from the TikTok account linked below, where a creator asks older people to share their opinions, stories, and overall life experiences. Will this episode help you be a better version of yourself and live life to the fullest? Well. You'll have to watch and/or listen to find out. TikTok account:...
Published 06/20/24
If ever there was an episode that delivered gallons upon gallons of relationship tea, this is it. Sit back and strap in for some truly insane tales from the Relationship bowels of Reddit, as well as a very touching moment concerning Nikki and Steve's illegitimate child. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the...
Published 06/13/24
The Crypto King and Ice Breaker are back for yet another marriage survey to celebrate their 7th wedding anniversary! While these two disgusting individuals are the embodiment of #RelationshipGoals, that doesn't make their undying love for each other any less vomit-inducing. So chew some Tums and prepare yourselves for almost a full hour of what a healthy marriage looks and sounds like. Blech. Gross. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow...
Published 06/06/24
Another epically judge-filled episode of AITA is being served to you on a silver platter this week, as Dr. Limo and Greene dissect the many intricacies of the human condition, from spiteful cooks to emotional toddlers to the dangers of face-farting in a long-term relationship. Get a note pad, because this here sh*t is effing solid advice, people. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast...
Published 05/30/24
From the juicy, dark depths of Reddit comes yet another fire-filled analysis of some of the most insane posts you'll ever hear about. From dudes coming on waaaaay too strong to nightmarish house guests you can't seem to get rid of, this week's episode is here to help, entertain, and enrich your very soul. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on...
Published 05/23/24
Look, people. Has it been a minute since we tore open the 'ol Sh*t Mailbag to answer some questions? Yes. Have we missed the ever-loving sh*t out of it? Hell yes. Are we finally here this week to give you what you so richly deserve? You better f**king believe it. We now present to you almost 60 minutes of pure AUA heaven. From adolescent creators to birthday-forgetters to an entire section about t*tties, this week's episode is exactly what you've been waiting for. Enjoy. Follow the podcast on...
Published 05/16/24
While Iceman and Ice Breaker are in the midst of some travels, we're revisiting an absolutely legendary mid-pandemic Ask Us Anything episode filled with a plethora of questions about careers, coupling, and a scorching case of herpes. Also, there's a legitimately heartfelt moment amidst it all where Nikki properly thanks Steve for buying toilet paper in bulk and saving their household from hygienic disaster. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta:...
Published 05/09/24
If you're out there playing the field, browsing the dating apps, and attending Tuesday night Speed-Dating at the local VFW, this very special episode of Relationship Reddits is for you. Regardless of where you stand on the dating/marriage/significant-other spectrum, these absolutely insane stories from Redditors will make you feel oh-so-good about your current situation. Trust us. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta:...
Published 05/02/24
As aliens and UFOs are yet again back in the news, and Nikki & Steve are gallivanting around the globe (i.e. - Iowa), we're revisiting one of our favorite episodes all about exo-biospheric organisms. This week, Professor Greene leads the class through a recent bombshell post on Reddit that is simply too crazy not to share. Strap in, people. You're about to get probed. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta:...
Published 04/25/24
From the deep, dark, frankly insane depths of the Relationships subreddit comes the return of our epic Relationship Reddits series! This week, we cover three mind-bogglingly-crazy stories that will completely alter your view of humanity. Also, Steve makes a few jizz jokes. Enjoy. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe...
Published 04/18/24
This week's epic AITA episode covers family drama from every corner of the problematic familial tree. Whether it's sisters, stepmothers, distant relatives, or even close friends, the petty drama never ends. If you get along with your immediate family, consider yourself extraordinarily lucky. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget...
Published 04/11/24
From grandparents who sh*t on their grandchildren's names to furniture that is ripping a family apart to parents that put the "P" in peckerheads, this episode of AITA proves that family can be a sparkling brook overflowing with love and support, or a fetid cesspool filled with a**holes. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to...
Published 04/04/24
Let's not kid ourselves. Kids don't know sh*t about money. So why not teach them about it from a young age? After coming across an interesting tweet from professional poker player Daniel Negreanu regarding teaching kids about money, Nikki decided to discuss several methods of accomplishing this, and decide which ones she and Steve think are the best. And the best part about this episode? If you're an adult who still doesn't know sh*t about money, this episode is also for you. Follow the...
Published 03/28/24
This week, we hit up our favorite part of Reddit all about relationships and the cornucopia of complexities that arise from said relationships. From bullsh*t weight-loss demands to inappropriate sister stuff to lazy-ass chore-avoiders, this episode is chock-full of the type of wisdom that can only come from the experiences of Iceman & Ice Breaker. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the...
Published 03/21/24
As you struggle to recover from losing an hour of sleep but gaining an hour of sunlight, you should celebrate the longer evenings by popping this amazing Am I The A**hole episode into your Sony Walkman and listening to it as you speed-walk through the park with your dog. Or you can listen to it in your car. Or on a plane. Or on your bed. Or even in a tree. We don't discriminate. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta:...
Published 03/14/24
If you've ever had a positive, optimistic thought about getting something or accomplishing a goal, and days, weeks, or even months later that thing actually happens? Well, this episode is most assuredly for you. Nikki introduces you to the late, great Helene Hadsell, the undisputed contest queen of the 20th century. An early believer and teacher of what would eventually become known as "manifesting", Helene Hadsell was the leading evangelist of the power of positive thinking, which is...
Published 03/07/24
Reddit is full of so much juicy, mouth-watering relationship tea, we decided to devote an entire episode to it. From covert bedroom cinematography to annoying sex whining to number-shaming, this episode requires not one but two steaming cups of Earl Grey and a plate full of English biscuits. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget...
Published 02/29/24
If you've ever been wronged by someone and subsequently laid awake at night staring at your bedroom ceiling, envisioning all the myriad ways you could exact revenge on that person, this episode is 100% for you. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this...
Published 02/22/24
While it's not necessarily breaking news that modern dating is extraordinarily fraught and complex, all hope is not lost. In this soul-baring episode of Sh*t, Nikki and Steve open up about how they managed to date and eventually find each other, thereby starting the vomit-inducing love story that is the Limo-Greene's. The takeaway from his episode is assuredly the belief that if they can do it, anyone can. So if you're single, lonely, or simply with the wrong person, take heart and don't give...
Published 02/15/24
Look. We like chocolates and flowers and hot lovin' as much as any other pair of humans. But you don't have to limit that sh*t to one day a year. Trust us when we say this: you can break free from the corporate yoke of tyranny and eat chocolate off your partner's privates on literally any day of the year. Just sayin'... Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on...
Published 02/08/24