If you're out there playing the field, browsing the dating apps, and attending Tuesday night Speed-Dating at the local VFW, this very special episode of Relationship Reddits is for you. Regardless of where you stand on the dating/marriage/significant-other spectrum, these absolutely insane stories from Redditors will make you feel oh-so-good about your current situation. Trust us. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta:...

As aliens and UFOs are yet again back in the news, and Nikki & Steve are gallivanting around the globe (i.e. - Iowa), we're revisiting one of our favorite episodes all about exo-biospheric organisms. This week, Professor Greene leads the class through a recent bombshell post on Reddit that is simply too crazy not to share. Strap in, people. You're about to get probed. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta:...

From the deep, dark, frankly insane depths of the Relationships subreddit comes the return of our epic Relationship Reddits series! This week, we cover three mind-bogglingly-crazy stories that will completely alter your view of humanity. Also, Steve makes a few jizz jokes. Enjoy. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe...

This week's epic AITA episode covers family drama from every corner of the problematic familial tree. Whether it's sisters, stepmothers, distant relatives, or even close friends, the petty drama never ends. If you get along with your immediate family, consider yourself extraordinarily lucky. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget...

From grandparents who sh*t on their grandchildren's names to furniture that is ripping a family apart to parents that put the "P" in peckerheads, this episode of AITA proves that family can be a sparkling brook overflowing with love and support, or a fetid cesspool filled with a**holes. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to...

Let's not kid ourselves. Kids don't know sh*t about money. So why not teach them about it from a young age? After coming across an interesting tweet from professional poker player Daniel Negreanu regarding teaching kids about money, Nikki decided to discuss several methods of accomplishing this, and decide which ones she and Steve think are the best. And the best part about this episode? If you're an adult who still doesn't know sh*t about money, this episode is also for you. Follow the...

This week, we hit up our favorite part of Reddit all about relationships and the cornucopia of complexities that arise from said relationships. From bullsh*t weight-loss demands to inappropriate sister stuff to lazy-ass chore-avoiders, this episode is chock-full of the type of wisdom that can only come from the experiences of Iceman & Ice Breaker. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the...

As you struggle to recover from losing an hour of sleep but gaining an hour of sunlight, you should celebrate the longer evenings by popping this amazing Am I The A**hole episode into your Sony Walkman and listening to it as you speed-walk through the park with your dog. Or you can listen to it in your car. Or on a plane. Or on your bed. Or even in a tree. We don't discriminate. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta:...

If you've ever had a positive, optimistic thought about getting something or accomplishing a goal, and days, weeks, or even months later that thing actually happens? Well, this episode is most assuredly for you. Nikki introduces you to the late, great Helene Hadsell, the undisputed contest queen of the 20th century. An early believer and teacher of what would eventually become known as "manifesting", Helene Hadsell was the leading evangelist of the power of positive thinking, which is...

Reddit is full of so much juicy, mouth-watering relationship tea, we decided to devote an entire episode to it. From covert bedroom cinematography to annoying sex whining to number-shaming, this episode requires not one but two steaming cups of Earl Grey and a plate full of English biscuits. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget...

If you've ever been wronged by someone and subsequently laid awake at night staring at your bedroom ceiling, envisioning all the myriad ways you could exact revenge on that person, this episode is 100% for you. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this...

While it's not necessarily breaking news that modern dating is extraordinarily fraught and complex, all hope is not lost. In this soul-baring episode of Sh*t, Nikki and Steve open up about how they managed to date and eventually find each other, thereby starting the vomit-inducing love story that is the Limo-Greene's. The takeaway from his episode is assuredly the belief that if they can do it, anyone can. So if you're single, lonely, or simply with the wrong person, take heart and don't give...

Look. We like chocolates and flowers and hot lovin' as much as any other pair of humans. But you don't have to limit that sh*t to one day a year. Trust us when we say this: you can break free from the corporate yoke of tyranny and eat chocolate off your partner's privates on literally any day of the year. Just sayin'... Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on...

If you've listened to even one episode of STDTY, you will be extraordinarily familiar with the exceedingly healthy, yet slightly vomit-inducing relationship of the Limo-Greenes. This week, the supremely in-love couple go over a list of specific things a couples therapist observed in healthy relationships. The resulting conversation is eye-opening, educational, and will almost definitely provide some keen insights into your own relationships. Follow the podcast on Insta:...

We may as well call this AITA episode the "Juicy Family Edition". It is filled to the brim with insane eccentricities and the resulting familial/significant-other drama from that craziness. Strap in for a wild ride, people. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by...

A lot has happened in the past year in the worlds of Nikki & Steve. One thing, in particular? We just hit 300 f**king episodes! Wow. From a tiny little Los Angeles office in 2018 to our fancy Vegas home studio in 2024, the journey has been crazy, emotional, and absolutely amazing. So for our massively epic 300th episode, what better way to celebrate than with a discussion about our annual goals and how to work towards them in a healthy, reasonable manner. Throw those "resolutions" to the...

With 2024 being only 11 days old, we wanted to revisit one of our favorite episodes of the pod. In this episode from the vault, Nikki & Steve cover a cornucopia of habits they've formed that have made life not just bearable, but pretty damned good. So grab a pencil and make a list. This is the perfect episode to hear so you can kick 2024's ass. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the...

HAPPY NEW YEAR, Sh*theads! As we begin another trip around the sun, is there a better way to ring in the new year than a brand-new "Am I The A**hole" episode? We think not. From all of us here at Sh*t Headquarters, we wish you and yours a prolifically prosperous 2024. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the...

As Iceman and Icebreaker take a much-needed holiday break, we are proud to present a revisiting of our favorite holiday episode ever. Enjoy! Sometimes the holidays are peaceful, serene, and joyous, and other times the holidays are filled with people spontaneously bursting into flames. This special holiday episode of Sh*t includes stories about the latter. From all of us here at the Sh*t They Don't Tell You family, we wish you and yours a happy holiday and a splendid new year! Follow the...

2023 has been a lot of things: ups, downs, highs, lows, and everything in between. But this year, there has been one overarching theme that is the subject of today's episode. And while it may be cliche, in our case it's 100% true. That theme is gratitude. We're grateful for you guys. We're grateful for what we're able to do because of you guys. We're simply grateful. And with that, everyone here at Sh*t Headquarters would like to wish you and yours a Happy Holidays and an absolutely friggin'...

As Nikki gallivants around Las Vegas at the World Poker Tour this week, we revisit one of our favorite episodes of Sh*t: a verbal history of Die Hard. What better way to ring in the holidays than watching a dude run barefoot through broken glass, jump off a skyscraper, and square off with a German financial terrorist. Enjoy. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on...

What better way to ring in the season than an entire holiday-themed Am I the A**hole! From shredded-cheese emergencies to juvenile delinquents to dudes who prioritize football over their spouse's needs, this episode is like audio eggnog for the soul. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free...

You know the ones we're talking about. Cheating husbands. Cheating wives. Cheating boyfriends. Cheating girlfriends. Hell, we even chat about cheating cancer patients. If someone has cheated in some form or fashion, it's highly likely we discuss them in this epic all-cheating-all-the-time AITA episode of Sh*t. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on...

It's time to get the elastic waistband pants from your closet, pre-heat the oven to 325 degrees, and prepare for a 12-hour footbarr marathon that shall undoubtedly end with a drool-filled tryptophan-addled nap on the couch as your uncles argue about politics, gen-Z, and social media. Thanksgiving is all about gratitude; specifically, the gratitude you feel for a new Sh*t episode to make your family slightly more bearable. Enjoy, and Happy Thanksgiving, Sh*tters! Follow the podcast on Insta:...