Tiger updateSpencer has a gameSurber uncovers a special teams hauntingThe college football games of Week 12 are previewed in loving detailSee Jason in Jacksonville in a couple weeks, in (a) church! www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-eventFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell PowellListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football?...

The adventures of Utah BatmanAn impromptu taxonomy lessonPlanning end of life care for Spencer's skull, which is almost as hollow as Miami's pass blockingA new Georgia Tech traveling trophy is createdIs it Blood Week? Let's ask Jason!Brent Key, the coach fueled by rage known only to short-term solo parentsGovernor Huey Long returns to decry LSU's false Tiger and explain tiger measurementDo not look directly at the SEC tiebreakers right now, for health reasonsA noir-tinged #10WINDIANA...

SsssshhhhhhhhhhSleepytimeHush nowSpecial appearance by creekFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Clayton MooreListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear...

Stop making people play South Carolina! We tried to tell you!Everybody make sure to take note of what Vanderbilt just did!Somebody finally really upsets Spencer!Let's look at who's bowl eligible after Week 10!WHY STOP AT #9WINDIANA?Holly has a gift (horse) for KentuckyA historic day for ClemsonA safely contained, OSHA-compliant discussion of Florida-GeorgiaSpecial guest Venom explores the intersection of personal finance and relationshipsDruids 4 USCNow back to VenomWe've got a live show...

Gonna tell you right up top that Ryan isn't in this episode, so adjust your expectations accordinglyTennessee Williams finally gets what he deservesWhat are we wearing for Halloween?Let's remember some podcast episodesHolly is unmoored from space and time and specifically from Week 10There are a lot of weird ads out there right now that aren't even ours!It's time for one of Spencer's favorite stories, the first Spanish astronaut. No reason!We've got a live show coming up! It's definitely in...

Texas A&M introduces a frosty new traditionThe cocaine jokes go on for at least thirty minutes, so get comfortableJason has a lil something for LibertyMeal planning with Hugh FreezeAlabama and Missouri experience roadside adversityA visit with Woody HayesDeep dive analytics on Florida StateSee Jason in Jacksonville, in church! Bring your boyfriend! Don't worry about why! https://www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-eventFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by...

Hootenanny proprietors: Call usSpencer is unwilling to be the sacrifice that brings the harvestBo Nix >>>> Aaron RodgersGlowing up PurdueChecking in on our preseason playoff picksSee Jason in Jacksonville, in church! Bring your boyfriend! Don't worry about why! https://www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-eventSetting new spiritual goals for Indiana fansPope quiz!Party at Rudy's!Schedule game, Big East Football EditionA special anniversary is rememberedFullcast theme...

Week 8 of the 2024 college football season, recapped in loving detailFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the...

Investigating degrees of gruntlement, up and down the college football rankingsThe games of Week 8, previewed in various degrees of loving detailFullcast theme song arranged and performed by James YerbyListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing...

Is Dan Lanning strapped??Tennessee won (SORT OF) and Holly is here to make sure you all suffer for thatRyan has a revelationIowa scored 40 points and that gets its own lineWhen did YOU abandon your Red River viewing plan?If you're reading this, Ole Miss and LSU eventually stopped playing footballLet's relive the latest doomed South Carolina campaignPlease pause for Ashton Jeanty appreciationJames Franklin and Lincoln Riley have a Shadow Link fightWatch your ass, you gotta play PurdueMeet the...

A better way to talk trash at live sporting eventsWe have been compelled by the events of the day to talk about the New York JetsHoodie season revelationsThe events of Blood Week, placed in contextThe games of Week 7, previewed in loving detailFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClureListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free...

Blood everywhereSo much bloodDOWN GOES #1 AlabamaDOWN GOES #4 TennesseeDOWN GOES #9 MissouriDOWN GOES #10 MichiganDOWN GOES #11 USCDOWN GOES #22 LouisvilleDOWN GOES #25 UNLVYep, that'll do itFollow along as we rise and fall with the third quarter of Cal-Miami, an experience which is not at all heartbreaking in retrospect, no YOU are ugly cryingDonate to the East Tennessee Foundation Neighbor to Neighbor Disaster Relief Fund here:...

SHOW NOTES Hey, we've got a show today, if you're reading this todayUpdate on the lost Arctic exploration of 1845Snack reviewsSheep crime newsSpencer gives a math quizGames of Week 6, previewed in loving detailShutdown Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Wes HuntJason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.ioListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and...

SHOW NOTES An ACC conspiracy, sure, that sounds plausible Ryan Williams is a creation of Wētā Workshop Edging warily into Good Rutgers WatchAn auspicious day for Wildcats of several sortsAuburn losing a conference game isn’t news, but it’s nice to think about so we put it in hereTurns out UNLV is fineManny Diaz repays a debtAshton Jeanty is about halfway to Jupiter by now, with your footballUAB’s big dumb hire continues to pan out bigly and dumbly Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and...

This podcast does not know who is in the Pac-12 right now and won't pretend we doJason says “China is a better idea than USF”"I’m Shaquille O’Neal, here to tell you about Moon 2"Hugh Freeze either has a bad team or is a bad coach, per Hugh FreezeMiami, get openly ignorant againRemember, the Little Brown Jug exists because of poisonWashington plays at Rutgers in a classic Big Ten matchupAlabama and Georgia meet in a game both teams will probably hate!More looking at the schedule and talking...

This podcast does not know who is in the Pac-12 right now and won't pretend we doJason says “China is a better idea than USF”"I’m Shaquille O’Neal, here to tell you about Moon 2"Hugh Freeze either has a bad team or is a bad coach, per Hugh Freeze Miami, get openly ignorant againRemember, the Little Brown Jug exists because of poison Washington plays at Rutgers in a classic Big Ten matchup Alabama and Georgia meet in a game both teams will probably hate! More looking at the schedule and...

SHOW NOTES Take in the end of Colorado-Baylor with us, live at the time!Is Mack Brown too old to serve??With a quarter of the regular season in the books, it's time to play the time-honored puzzle game of "who looked like what against whom"Some truly disgusting victory statsBobby Petrino is FED UPA survey of the mysterious astronomical object known as "Pitt"Crowning the ACC as objectively our funniest conferenceFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamBuy...

Cold open: "wow, this AI says you should write a check to me immediately"Spencer lays out the least-probable possible playoff bracket as of mid-September Make Syracuse #1 or we'll beat your ass Ohio State tries to beat a team, any team, with a block M logo Ryan pitches the greatest CW show ever, "Batman's Dad Dies Every Week"Holly discusses the pitfalls of being a one TD favorite Hey someone's getting Floyd of Rosedale this week?This week's theme arranged and performed by Trey McClureOn sale...

SHOW NOTES - A rules innovation only Ryan's broken brain could provide - Spencer Hall, anatomy expert and the rise of WHEELS MANNING - What South Carolina-LSU had in common with The Cheesecake Factory - WARNING Earnest discussion of Florida's hiring foibles over time WARNING - Indiana won the Rose Bowl - A funny thing happened on the way home from Arizona State-Texas State - Sovereign Quarterback John Mateer - Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham - Buy...

Checking in with our fellow football podcaster Tom BradyA dispatch from the Indiana car dealer warsWe are opting out of ANY NEW knowledge concerning Pitt athletic department HRMary Poppins lore, exploredJason invents the blowsawWeek 3 college football games, largely unstuck in time, previewed in loving detailFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClureOn sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham!...

SHOW NOTES Berkeley leftist Hugh Freeze: too extreme for AmericaWhat's your favorite Notre Dame pants-pooping?Arkansas' thrilling comeback against ArkansasMichigan! Colorado! El Assico! Top-10 teams desperate to lose! And more!Annual refresher on Blood Week rulesSpencer's weekly disgusting 1 a.m. ET concoctionFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamOn sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham!...

Holly has some apologizing to doSpencer crashes the show faster than usualDJ U brings it back (to Clemson)Florida State shines in a double spotlight! Unfortunately, that shine is barfThat time God knew ball through JasonExciting developments on the Podcast Business segmentWeek 2, previewedFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamOn sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983Follow...

SHOW NOTES A sincere and unbridled celebration of Vanderbilt footballChecking in with the Cancun CoolerA stern talking-to for teams that are currently Acting CuteThe emerging medical field of touchdown poisoningDangerously erotic levels of IowaPickle argumentLearn why listeners and all of our therapists are already referring to the final six minutes of tonight's show as "the incident"Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamOn sale now: tickets for our show at...

Spencer isn't the first one to do a terrible British accent this weekDee-yawn?Eat shit, RonSCHEDULE PEEPIN' TIMEWho said it: "In August, every team is September Maryland"This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes HuntOn sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983Jason's book stuff, other stuff, and college football stuff in a free newsletter: https://www.jasonkirk.fyiFind Holly and Spencer writing and...