- Three live shows announced, including a Carb Day trip to Indianapolis with Homefield Apparel (find out more at preownedairboats.com) - An important update from a medical professional on the subject of injecting mashed potatoes into your circulatory system - Nothing can stop Drake from his first love: shopping - Briefly imagining Jerry Seinfeld at the Apollo  - The difference between an irresponsible prediction and a bold one - Spencer says this SEC team that won 10 games last season is only winning four this year - Jason presents the most painful way Florida can wind up firing Billy Napier - And other unhinged suggestions from readers like you - This week's theme song arranged and performed by Becca Lynch - Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi - Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare - Listen to Ryan and Surber's other podcast, We're Not All Like This, wherever finer podcasts are placed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices