Every day we stray further from God's light. 0:00-0:40 Intro 0:41-14:23 I eat too many cucumbers https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/i1q194/aita_for_eating_too_many_cucumbers/  14:24-27:52 I threw out my girlfriend’s dolls https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/18rsdzj/aita_for_throwing_out_my_gfs_dolls/  27:53-42:35 I stole my cat…? https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/12esx10/aita_for_stealing_my_cat/  42:36-01:01:27 My wife is mad at me for...

With friends like these who needs enemies amirite 0:00-01:07 Intro 01:08-11:37 I broke my friend’s MacBook and now she wants to sue me https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/641joo/sat_down_on_my_friends_macbook_and_broke_it/ 11:38-25:05 I kicked my boyfriend’s girl friend out of my Halloween party because of her costume https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/yhx5k3/comment/iujeii4/  25:06-38:59 I’m in love with my best friend of 24 years...

These confessions will have your jaw drop! 0:00-1:05 Intro 1:06-12:30 I did this guy’s homework in high school and now he wants to buy me a house https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1aqq8t6/the_guy_i_did_homework_for_in_high_school_reached/ 12:31-25:42 My fiancé wants everyone to know I’m not “pure” https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/yqb6n4/my_husband_to_be_wants_everyone_to_know_im_not/ 25:43-44:17 I’m at a loss with my wife’s request...

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The secondhand embarrassment is PAINFUL 0:00-01:14 Intro 01:15-07:19 I made my crush laugh so hard they ended up in the hospital https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/12cq3hk/tifu_by_making_a_girl_i_like_laugh_so_hard_she/ 07:20-17:02 I misinterpreted the CEO’s arm gesture in an interview https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/qzkuuw/tifu_by_misinterpreting_the_ceos_arm_gesture_in_a/ 17:03-24:30 Accidentally submitted furry erotica instead of my final paper...

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Time to get our Louisville Sluggers ready. 0:00-1:06 Intro 1:07-8:27 I found a red hair in our shower. I’m blonde. https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1asnzpo/i_f24found_red_hair_in_our_m32shower_im_blonde/ 8:28-17:51 My husband gets me coffee, is he cheating? https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1asrpmk/i_f24_think_my_husband_m30_is_cheating_on/ 17:52-26:52 Caught my husband coming home from the neighbors...

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They don't know that they are already the ex... 0:00-0:44 Intro 0:45-12:24 I was disappointed in a gift from my gf https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/161j6we/aita_for_being_disappointed_in_a_birthday_gift/ 12:25-23:39 I walked out of an event...

Sabrina is here to help us judge these delulu people. 0:00-0:59 Intro 1:00-14:17 My friend named her baby after my ex https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/18y8oe1/aita_for_refusing_to_call_my_friends_baby_by_his/ 14:18-32:15 Should I sue my friend over her book? https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/18jr3lv/wibta_for_suing_my_friend_after_she_wrote_a_book/ 32:16-45:09 Dropped out of a dry wedding last minute...

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Reddit making us have faith in humanity again, can you believe? 0:00-0:53 Intro 0:54-11:38 I peed my pants in front of my date 11:39-22:44 My daughter was too funny to be mad at 22:45-31:50 I didn't react to my daughter coming out 31:51-35:36 New manager breaks a cycle 35:37-42:52 I threw my steak out a window 42:53-54:26 Is my fiancee hung up on her ex who passed away SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp //...

We've read about a lot of horrible people this year, these might take the cake! 0:00-2:23 Intro 2:24-19:52 I found her TikTok after our date https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/17eod15/i_26m_found_her_28f_tiktok_after_we_went_on_a_date/ 19:53-30:44 I showed up at my ex's wedding https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1053aix/aita_for_showing_up_at_my_exs_wedding_in_a_pretty/ 30:45-38:55 I asked my wife to open our relationship...

We're searching for the biggest GRINCH of the season. 0:00-1:12 Intro 1:13-11:56 I want to bring my female friend to the holiday party https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/r16ebs/aita_for_asking_my_girlfriend_if_i_can_bring_my/?rdt=56430 11:57-26:48 I regifted my bf's Christmas present https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/10109te/aita_for_regifting_my_boyfriends_christmas/ 26:49-38:18 Our friends outstayed their welcome...

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