Bones on the insides of our bodies but worn on the outside! THAT'S RIGHT IT'S HALLOWTOWNMONTH. And first up to bat is The Devil's Bath. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT BUT LET ME TELL. YA MIGHT WANNA. YA MIGHT. You the kind of person that likes staring into the abyss of night and wondering if the sins our ancestors warned us about have stacked high? That the debt is unpayable? GREAT NEWS US TOO. Grab a sheet to pull over your eyes during the scary parts and LOCK IN. 1750. Agnes doesn't feel at home in...

THESE JOURNALISTS GOTTA BREAK THE CASE. You know the drill: Coffee! Cigarettes! Handsome men looking mildly disheveled but you and I both know this case is SO CLOSE TO BREAKING. This is obviously a classic and honestly if you haven't seen it, I think you're gonna want to. I mean it's WATERGATE people. Two green reporters and rivals working for the Washington Post, Bob Woodward (Robert Redford) and Carl Bernstein (Dustin Hoffman), research the botched 1972 burglary of the Democratic Party...

YOU KNOW THAT GIF WHERE THE GUY IS RIDING A BOMB AND ITS BLACK AND WHITE AND HE'S WAVING THE COWBOY HAT? That's this movie. Sorry I yelled. If you're like me (and my ego is too small and weak to assume otherwise) then you cannot make yourself watch this movie. ITS TOO OLD. But great news: We watched it! So now you can sit in your future car and hear all the coolest parts and then later when you're at a party or memorial or whatever and people are talking about this movie you can nod...

ENOUGH KID STUFF. WE'RE GETTING BACK TO GRITTY ADULT INTENDED MOVIES. Today we watched the Shaggy DA, the hit sequel to the Shaggy Dog. Did you miss our Shaggy Dog episode? DON'T WORRY. IT DOESN'T EXIST. Many fan theories insist that the the Shaggy Dog cinematic universe actually begins with the sequel and if you watch it in reverse it's the story of a dog overcoming nearly impossible odds to become a crooked human lawyer. More on that in the episode. When successful lawyer Wilby Daniels...

WE DID IT. Summer of animation is coming to a close and dear listener I would like to thank YOU most of all for putting in the TIME and EFFORT to watch all of these movies with us (I know you did. C'mon of course you did. YOU WOULDN'T MAKE US DO THIS WITHOUT YOU RIGHT!?) This week we are closing it out with the iconic, Grave of the Fireflies. It's got war. It's got famine. It's got more tears than your high school glee club's semi-district-regional competition! GET IN HERE AND LET US CRY AT...

I HAVE BEEN GIVEN A TASK. I am to communicate to you that you may email us at [email protected]. I have been instructed to request from you contact if you so choose. Please do not sell us anything. We are not interested in your magazines or your alternative health style. THIS WEEK WE WATCHED FIRE & ICE. A well known and loved movie animated using rotoscope. Stylistically a titan to witness BUT DOES THE PLOT COMPARE!? Delivering some hard truths on this episode. Buckle up! (we loved it...

WE'RE BACK. Okay this one, as usual, is on me (the editor). BUT THIS ONE IS CRAZY YALL. WE'RE BACK WITH A BANGER. Loving Vincent is like stop motion, but harder. Like a hand drawn animation, but way way way harder. Every frame is a painting done in different art styles and giving a glimpse at the potential life of Van Gogh. I DON'T TYPICALLY WRITE THE SYNOPSIS CAUSE MY BRAIN IS BAD BUT THIS ONE WAS TOO COOL TO NOT TALK ABOUT. TUNE IN NERDS.

ITS THE 80s. C'monnnnn times were different. Music was cooler! Cigarettes were good for you! And animation! was! Weirderrrrrr! We got a lot opinions on this one folks. It's cooky. It's spooky? And it's all-in-all a WEIRD VIBE. In fact we gotta talk about it. GET IN HERE. Adventures from deep space to futuristic New York, and beyond. Each world and story is dominated by the presence of the Loch'nar -- the sum of all evils manifest as a glowing green sphere whose power infects all times, all...

WE'RE VULNERABLE TODAY OKAY? Why don't you get off your high horse and come look at me in my face. Did I cry? Yeah. Did I mean to cry? NO. Am I moved? Changed, even? Confronting existence with the humans I'm surrounded by and appreciative of their presence and role in my life even if at times that presence may be a turbulent one? Yeah... Deep Sea hurt. And it's really good. And I hope you listen to this one. Swept into the sea during a family cruise, a young girl named Shenxiu stumbles upon...

YOU'VE SEEN THE MEMES. YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF THE DRAGONS BUT I ASSURE YOU THEIR NAMES ARE AWESOME THINGS LIKE: ARAGH, SMRGOL, AND GORBASH Anyway. We watched Flight of the frickin Dragons yall. And I didn't know what the heck this movie was until I googled it and then I was like OHHHHHH and yall.... it's a trip. Listen in cause this one? This one is weird. Just read the synopsis, and dive in: A Boston writer travels back in time to an age of dragons, wizards, and knights where science is barely...

YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF THIS MOVIE. Trust me. I know you haven't because google doesn't have the usual movie page that comes when you list the title of a movie. With that in mind WE WATCHED NOCTURNA and I'm being honest with you listening, it is kinda magical? Like it's really effing cool as an idea? Gather round you beautiful dolt, and let us tell you about it. EPISODE DESCRIPTION READER SECRET TREAT: You'll notice in this episode that Kaz asks the editor (me) to add a ding for every time he...

DISTINGUISHED GUESTS. I bring to you, with privilege, the SUMMER OF ANIMATION (tion tion tion tion). We made it folks. We're here. Unpack your bags. Gather your dumb little kids and sit cozy by the fireplace cause we got for you, Nimona. THATS RIGHT. Land sharks. Accidental assassinations. Monsters AND magic. Check your pronouns at the door we're DIVING IN FIN FIRST THIS TIME FOLKS. A knight is framed for a crime he didn't commit, and the only person who can help him prove his innocence is...

WELCOME TO AMERICA FRIENDS. Land of the etc home of the etc! If you don't remember the alien invasion of 1996, when Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum (and Randy Quaid) saved all our asses then I guess you... hate America? PROVE YOUR PATRIOTIC LIBERTY AND DEDICATION TO DEMOCRACY BY LISTENING TO THIS EPISODE OR SO HELP ME. Help me. In the epic adventure film `Independence Day,' strange phenomena surface around the globe. The skies ignite. Terror races through the world's major cities. As these...

WE ARE IN A HORROR DRAUGHT FOR VAMPIRES. No one is talking about it but it's true. Twilight exhausted folks and then Morbius drove the wooden stake right through the heart of its viewers and now it's like, what do we even want anymore? WELL WORRY NO MORE. We got Near Dark this week and buckle up bozos, the blood bathed box office blunder brings bumbling bats into broad baylight. My brain hurts. LISTEN UP. Cowboy Caleb Colton (Adrian Pasdar) meets gorgeous Mae (Jenny Wright) at a bar, and the...

Oooooo yall don't even KNOW. Okay. This is a longer one because there is a lot to talk about. Obviously, if you have an italian relative, then this one is a classic. There's so so so much happening in this movie and let me tell you, good or bad, it's so worth watching. Unconvinced? LISTEN UP. LET US INFORM YOU WHY. Master criminal Neil McCauley (Robert De Niro) is trying to control the rogue actions of one of his men, while also planning one last big heist before retiring. Meanwhile,...

Okay if you're like me and you haven't seen Rambo, then prepare to have your world flipped. I dunno I thought it was another sweaty buff dude action movie but, and get this, it's f*****g really good? Like a certified classic for a reason? Like your VERY italian uncle who thinks this movie is really good might actually have complicated views on the Vietnam war? Like maybe you'll cry watching this movie? Ugh. Feelings again :/ Vietnam veteran and drifter John J. Rambo (Sylvester Stallone)...

If you're like me then you're FLYING BLIND here. No clue what this movie is. Well great news for you, our generous hosts give us the play-by-play of a VERY interesting movie. This one is captivating. This one is funny. This one is, dare I say, the best one yet. BUCKLE UP. COFFEE OR ALCOHOL. NO OTHER DRINK CHOICES SORRY. LETS LISTEN. A vengeful crime boss forms an unlikely partnership with a detective to catch the elusive serial killer who viciously attacked him.

Patrick Swayze! Keanu Reeves! Gary Busey! If you don't know it then HOLD ON TO YOUR SURFBOARD CAUSE THIS ONE IS A FRICKIN MOVIE. The is THE 90s surfer president bank heist parachuting movie you've been waiting for. After a string of bizarre bank robberies in Southern California, with the crooks donning masks of various former presidents, a federal agent, Johnny Utah (Keanu Reeves), infiltrates the suspected gang. But this is no ordinary group of robbers. They're surfers -- led by the...

Sweet sweet dear lovely Paddington. A gift from the movie gods after a drought of joy. If you've listened to our hosts through the Shyamalan twists then grab a blanket, grab some tea, get cozy, and let's gush about Paddington. Lort we've needed it. After a deadly earthquake destroys his home in Peruvian rainforest, a young bear (Ben Whishaw) makes his way to England in search of a new home. The bear, dubbed "Paddington" for the london train station, finds shelter with the family of Henry...

Folks. You made it. You're here. We did it. We traded our souls and our youth but we are at the end of the the twisty and turny road that is M. Night March (April). You have to listen to this because we came here together and we must end here together. But next week we start a new. A Paddington pallet cleanser. You know it's good. I know it's good. It's good! Join me for one last ride, then we ascend to the other side (paddington). A thriller about a family on a tropical holiday who discover...

Ah geeze. Ahhhh geeze. Listen. Okay. You didn't see this one. No one did. BUT YA KNOW MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE. MAYBE IT'S GREAT. Maybe, if we put aside our bad judgements and leave our cynicism at the door, maybe we found ourselves a little hidden gem here.......... ya know? Maybe? Ah geeze. Set a thousand years after humanity abandoned Earth due to a cataclysmic event, After Earth follows the story of legendary Ranger Cypher Raige (Will Smith) and his eager but inexperienced son Kitai (Jaden...

I must come clean that I pushed these M Night movies on our wonderful hosts and I wanna say they have done such a great job enduring these obviously awfu-JUST KIDDING THEY ARE BEING BABIES AND WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD MOVIE IF IT HIT THEM IN THE MOOD RING. The Happening is perfect don't believe the blatant LIES in this episode. An apocalyptic threat to humanity arrives out of the clear blue sky with a series of violent, inexplicable deaths spreading across the country. The cause of the terrifying...

YALL. If we weren't friends before we better be now. We are doing favors for you now. This one is where it's like, you owe us now. This is important actually. This week we watched Lady In The Water and listen... we don't need you to reciprocate but like it would be nice if you acknowledged we did something nice for you here. We're not getting this time back, okay?

NO YOU'RE PRETTY. This week we watched Pretty In Pink! From mild creeps to major creeps, this movie has it all (and like really nice stuff too or whatever). Do these two burly men have the modern male empathy to appreciate a romcom from the 80s or will they fall even further into their classic misogynistic ways?? (This is obviously a joke, this is the editor typing and obviously this is a joke. Please believe me. I'm trying to build a rapport with you all where you can trust that we are kind...