Episodes
Spit Hit for October 21st, 2021: If you had one shot to draw anything into existence with no erasing, what would you draw? Find out our answers today in 'The Situation Room'. Then, find out how Andy keeps his house cooled down by confusing the air. Also, when sitting on a toilet seat, would you rather it be super sticky or super slippery? We put the nail into this episode with a draft of hardware store items in a fight to the death.  Connect with the Spitballers Comedy...
Published 10/21/21
On this episode, we discuss helping friends move, driving a school bus, and having extremely lucid dreams. Then, in ‘The Situation Room’, we find out what crimes are going to land us life in prison, becoming a supervillain, and huge unflushable poops. We close down this show with a draft of our favorite monster movies. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy...
Published 10/18/21
Spit Hit for October 14th, 2021: Welcome to the poopocolypse.  This show gets off to a smelly start. We would apologize, but YOU are the folks supplying the content. Eventually, we venture away from butt sniffing, stepping in poop, and poop infused cocktails to end this episode on a merry note with a draft of ‘Best Christmas Songs’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an...
Published 10/14/21
On today’s show, we talk about perma-clowns, super buff feet, and what gaming looks like as an old man. The fellas also each bring a crazy article to discuss in ‘Is This Real Life?’. Then, we close things down with a draft of the best cheese-based foods. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on...
Published 10/11/21
Spit Hit for October 7th, 2021: Do you know what we hate? Well, you’re going to find out on this episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast as we draft our biggest pet peeves. But before that, we debate some great ‘Would You Rather’ questions which have us hypothetically skinny dipping in public fountains, flying cars to work, and seeing everything 5 seconds after it happened. And, in a totally realistic scenario, we discuss which household appliances would be the scariest if they came to...
Published 10/07/21
Today’s episode kicks off with a heated debate about Hollywood. We then talk about Mike’s juvenile crusty forehead problem and pooping in zero gravity. After dishing out some invaluable Life Advice, we ice this show with an NHL mascot battle royale. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on...
Published 10/04/21
Spit Hit for September 30, 2021: Would you rather always talk like a toddler or walk everywhere like you’re in a marching band? Would you rather have to start every conversation with a joke or an interesting science fact? We also find out Andy’s methods for solving a flat bicycle tire. Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe...
Published 09/30/21
Liar, Liar is on today’s show. That is all most of you need to read to get pumped about this episode. But in case it’s not, we also discuss non-terminal velocities, speedwalking, bank robbing, and height thresholds. Then, grab a barf bag and listen in as we draft the worst things to do while nauseous. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an...
Published 09/27/21
Spit Hit for September 23, 2021: On today's show, we find out why Mike won't waste his time being courteous to sneezers or answering a text message at 8:01pm. Jason, on the other hand, is far more courteous after a fart than one would expect. We also discuss the unspoken rules of talking at the urinals, the world's longest hair and fingernails, and eating food in the grocery store before you pay for it. We ice this cake with a draft of the most binge-worthy TV shows. Enjoy another...
Published 09/23/21
Owl faces some pretty egregious allegations on today’s show. You be the judge if it was justified or not. After some great ‘Would You Rather’ questions and a hilarious ‘Highway to Spell’, we close this down with a highly requested Dad Jokes Part III draft. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us...
Published 09/20/21
Spit Hit for September 16, 2021: We aren’t proud of all the potty humor in this episode, but we aren’t sorry for it either. After all, this is YOUR fault! On today’s episode, we have a couple great poop themed ‘Would You Rather’ questions. Once we flush those, we move on to some more refreshing inquiries during ‘That’s A Great Question!’. Learn a little bit more about the origins of the podcast before we owned our very own Al Borland. We push this episode over the goal line with a draft...
Published 09/16/21
You’ve waited long enough. The much-anticipated Owl scat sequel is here. Try not to step in it on your way in. We then discuss if we would rather have our wives or our children host the podcast in our absence. After talking through making our own clothes, biker bar karaoke, and defining an appliance, we close it down with a draft of the worst things to find under your pillow. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers...
Published 09/13/21
Spit Hit for September 9, 2021: Today, Andy begins by sharing a couple stories about Borland from our recent travels. Then, after being approached by our local wizard, we discuss how many years of our lives we would trade in for ‘straight cash homie’. After a few more good ‘Would You Rather’ & ‘Situation Room’ questions, things begin to run off the tracks in our first (and possibly last) Time Travel Draft! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers...
Published 09/09/21
We are taking this Monday off to spend the holiday weekend with our family. Enjoy this classic Spitballers episode! Spit Hit for September 6th, 2021: With some serious cash on the line, what is the heaviest animal you think you could knock out with one punch? Are you entitled to a cut of the winnings if a friend uses your money to hit big on the lotto? The guys take a trip to the ‘Situation Room’ to explore these conundrums. We then dive into some great ‘Would You Rather’ questions before...
Published 09/06/21
Spit Hit for September 2nd, 2021: On today’s show, we discuss which highly invasive, dangerous procedure we would rather have performed by an unqualified professional. We also discuss the pros and cons of parenting a 3 year old boy vs. a 16 year old girl. Then, find out what’s got the fellas dissecting dog poo. Lastly, we close out the episode by drafting ingredients to build the most delicious sandwich. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers...
Published 09/02/21
On today’s show, we talk about composting toilets, cereal condiments, and some willy nilly accusations. In the Situation Room, Andy is put on trial, we invade our local zoo, and we are granted the ability to summon food on-demand. We light the fuse on this episode with a draft of things to blow up with a stick of dynamite. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy...
Published 08/30/21
Spit Hit for August 26, 2021: We have heard of ‘staying together for the kids’, but ‘staying together for the kidney’ is on a whole new level. Also on this episode, come along with us as we take a sneak peak at Jason’s funeral. Then, we debate when a public proposal is romantic or just plain cruel. We close this one down with a draft of our favorite Andys, Mikes, and Jasons! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the...
Published 08/26/21
On this episode, we talk about why you shouldn’t leave your seat to grab a snack during certain olympic events. We also discuss the stool rule, amphibious insects, malfunctioning robots, and sewer bears. On the back 9 of this episode we have a ridiculous draft of golf club alternatives. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad:...
Published 08/23/21
Spit Hit for August 19, 2021: On today’s show, one of the Spitballers decides to throw his hat in the presidential race. Can you guess which one? Also, does a Rubix cube equate to a life sentence or early release? If you punch yourself and it hurts are you really strong or really weak? Would you rather be forced to perform open heart surgery on one person, or land a jet full of people? We staple up this episode with an ‘Office Supply Store Battle Royale’ draft! Subscribe and tell your...
Published 08/19/21
On today’s show, we talk about chicken fights, sudsy surfactants, and ploofing in public. In the Situation Room, we talk about eating contests, eternal life, and joining a reality TV competition show. We put a cherry on top with a draft of our favorite frozen yogurt toppings! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad:...
Published 08/16/21
Spit Hit for August 12, 2021: Today in the ‘Situation Room’, Mike finds himself naked in the middle of Macy’s. The fellas also plan a lucrative art museum heist and in the middle of it, we take a break to find out everything Jason knows about France in 60 seconds. Plus - Would you rather only understand half of what your spouse says, or half of what your children say? We put the lid on the show with a draft of the best snacks for a long road trip. Hop in and come along for a ride with The...
Published 08/12/21
On this episode, we inadvertently put a major clothing brand name on BLAST. Also, find out what’s got Andy boogering up swimming pools. Then we get educational as we teach you listeners the fundamental differences between some very similar things. We finish off the show with a draft of fictional places we would like to visit. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy...
Published 08/09/21
Spit Hit for August 5, 2021: Find out what ‘Would You Rather’ turned Jason into a high salaried moocher. Then, we discuss how bad it would be to get tased or shot with ballistic bean bags. In the ‘Situation Room’, we find ourselves chasing meerkats, running from clowns, and living out the rest of our days as ocean animals. Things get bloody again as we close the show out with another fantastically stupid Battle Royale draft! Do not miss it! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy...
Published 08/05/21
On today’s show, we talk about brownie eating habits, dying on a magic carpet ride, squeegeeing food off the floor, and some passionate trash can takes. We also dish out some life advice that is sure to help listeners around the world navigate tough situations. We close it down with a draft of the best sitcom characters. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy...
Published 08/02/21
Spit Hit for July 29, 2021: Today we debut another hilarious segment - ‘Liar, Liar!’. Can you spot the lies easier than Andy, Mike, and Jason? We are sure this is going to be another fan favorite segment. Also, thanks to the help of an on-air Google search, we discover something new about bananas! This episode concludes with a draft of the most iconic voices in hollywood. Let us know who we missed. Subscribe and tell your friends about another fun episode of The Spitballers Comedy...
Published 07/29/21