“HOW DARE YOU!!! Pulp in OJ (AND ALL JUICES) IS NEXT LEVEL! Chew your drinks like real men!
Also, you ALL failed to draft the perfect breakfast. SHAME! Jason wins by default, but disgrace all around! Read this, take notes, and get your act together, gentlechildren! This is how it’s done...
RD 1 Bacon (extra crispy, by the pound)
RD 2 Fruit juice WITH EXTRA PULP!!! Grapefruit juice is severely underrated and has higher upside, a true breakout candidate. OJ has safest floor and lower risk rating.
RD 3 Potatoes (Hash browns, with diced ham and jalapeños)
RD 4 Eggs (scrambled, drowned in hot sauce)
P.S. Milk is poop water, get it out of my life!
Cereal is best dry, out of the box, and by the handful.
Reece’s Puffs > Lucky Charms > Fruit Loops
Food takes aside, love the new show! Love you, bye!”
agale7 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
07/04/18