Katie and the Union give advice for substitute teachers. Travis found an apartment, Christina is dog sitting and Katie went to AEW (21:15). Is Ben Simmons cool (39:14)? Is Aaron Rodgers growing his hair out for a Halloween costume (1:07:18)? Gronk doesn’t watch film (1:17:00). The Pope has some haters within the Vatican (1:27:20). Lastly, if you started a team what would your mascot be (1:33:45)?

Katie and the Union discuss hangover cures, Katie’s new favorite show Squid Game (25:37), and, of course, Travis’ Big Announcement (31:40). Then, does Justin Fields hate Wednesdays (51:34)? Give Zach Wilson some time (1:04:05). Urban Meyer pleads with Jags fans for forgiveness (1:14:21). Has Kyler Murray seen Star Wars (1:22:06)? What’s worse: the NFL taunting rule or the college targeting rule (1:48:45)? Lastly, if you could vote any team off the island, who would it be?

Katie and Travis discuss food and drinks they only like in specific instances. Friendly banter includes 20/20 and Dancing with the Stars (11:05). The Raiders can’t find their kicker (27:40). Darren Waller is the best Jon Gruden has ever coached. Jeopardy has a ghost hosting this week (46:08). Plus, the most comprehensive breakdown of the Met Gala you can find (51:16). Lastly, what shows do you go back and watch again (1:42:02)?

Katie and Travis discuss where they would like to live for one year. Travis has a review of Click Bait (Spoiler Alert 13:56-18:35). What happened at the VMA’s (18:36) and AMC needs to get realistic (24:36). Tom Brady…still good (35:40). Urban Meyer’s NFL tenure is off to a bad start (40:34). Daniel Snyder…fix your stadium (51:41). Jameis Winston was prepared (1:15:50). Joe Judge is no longer a football guy (1:21:25). Can you propose after a loss (1:42:20) and can you take engagement photos...

Katie and the Union discuss trying to stay connected with friends. Friendly banter includes French toast, technology and new shows (11:14). Should Mac Jones propose to his girlfriend (36:41)? Lane Kiffin gets bonus for a game he didn’t coach (43:05). Is Billy B trusted (52:28)? The lone highlight from Hard Knocks (58:08). Katie is proud of her geography knowledge (1:09:02). Lastly, what famous person would you like to be related to (1:16:06)?

Katie and the Union discuss proper etiquette at the grocery store. Christina needs dance friendly shoes, Katie meal prepped for Myrtle and Travis’ face is feeling better (9:55). Nobody does comedy better than Brian Kelly (36:30). Travis tweets too much during OSU games (50:30). Naomi Osaka is stepping away from tennis and people need to leave Sloane Stephens alone (1:27:50). Finally, what to do with meeting your significant others family for the first time (1:39:03).

Katie and the Union decide when it’s time to decorate for the fall. Myrtle has had a bad 24 hours (9:28). Cam Newton got released by the Patriots (34:56). Mark Davis’ house is a transformer (48:47). Don’t call me Brooksie (56:55). The Mets are a mess (1:05:48). Jeopardy, still (1:10:36). Lastly: what color of the rainbow would win in a battle royale (1:32:24)?

Katie and the Union give advice for making friends at a wedding. Travis’ weekend didn’t go so well, Christina found a new show and Myrtle puked on Dan (8:59). Thumbs down for the Mets (45:54). Katie regrets watching another Paul fight (54:10). Naomi Osaka had a message everyone can relate to (1:09:30). Did Trent Dilfer cross the line (1:21:54)? The Union tries their hand at an F1 recap again, and Lewis Hamilton had an interesting trip to the bathroom (1:30:42). Lastly: What makes a traitor...

Katie and the Union pick their favorite one hit wonder song. Friendly banter includes Katie being on time, Christina’s grandparents and Travis watching reality TV (8:50). College football is basically Survivor (33:25). Everson Griffin might want to talk to Kirk Cousins (44:55). Who has the sexiest college mascot (56:00)? Jeopardy has a mess on their hands (1:07:25). Finally, if you wrote a book about yourself, what would the title be (1:31:50)?

Katie and the Union discuss meals they wish they could cook. Travis is mad at a TV show, Katie took out the trash and Christina had real plans (21:05). What should Washington’s new name be (53:55)? Justin Fields sees his future (1:02:30). Jeopardy has a little problem on their hands (1:20:40). A MLB Tiktok update (1:30:34). Finally, fictional guests Katie should interview (1:48:30).

Katie and the Union give advice for asking out your bartender. Friendly banter includes wearing pajamas outside and fake eyelashes (13:08). Tim Tebow still can’t seem to catch a break (43:32). Taunting is ruining the youth (49:34). Travis thinks he’s Jamal Adams (58:01). Is Megan Rapinoe retiring? Still no (1:13:36). MLB thirst trapping on TikTok (1:16:05). Finally, what athlete should unretire and try another sport (1:25:46)?

Katie and the Union discuss doing things alone. Christina talks about her grandparents wedding anniversary (18:38), while Katie and Travis talk TV shows (22:15). Rookie QBs made their debut this weekend (37:50). NFL player has his trade announced by his wife on Twitter (50:48). Stop stealing receptions from Tebow (54:02). Breanna Stewart is still good at basketball (1:04:25). Get ready for Chris Davis Day (1:12:57). Would you rather pull wires or play baseball (1:19:13)? Finally, who has the...

Katie and the Union discuss what they should do when they finally meet. Friendly banter includes dogs (12:41), getting your nails done (18:04) and baby sitting (23:44). What words can’t you say when playing tennis (44:08)? Dennis Schroder bet on himself…it didn’t go well (50:30). Leave the McGriddle alone (54:02). JR Smith is going back to school (59:36). Finally, what is something you could do without in your life (1:23:52)?

Katie and the Union try to answer a voicemail question...but end up talking about Ginger Ale. Friendly banter includes Friday Night Lights, Karate Kid and DQ (9:30). Draymond Green wants people to root for America (33:28). Allyson Felix is fast and awesome (41:30). Drink a beer for Molly Seidel (43:40). Team USA makes history in women’s volleyball (47:43). The most comprehensive breakdown of rhythmic gymnastics you can find (50:31). What would you buy with $150M (1:22:21)? Finally, what daily...

Katie and the Union discuss what animals/dinosaurs would be best at playing volleyball. “Football” is “back” (21:17). Simone Biles continues to be awesome (25:53). Jeopardy has a new host (33:15). Don’t spook the horses (42:08). Put some respect on Jason Garrett’s (nick)name (52:28). What do you eat when you’re sad (1:05:27)? What’s the perfect level of famousness (1:13:04)? What mascot would you like to go camping with (1:20:23)? Finally, what music do you listen to after a long day (1:26:42)?

Katie and the union chat about freak injuries. Friendly banter includes sports bars (10:50), weddings (16:10) and flying (26:10). Carson Wentz is hurt again (34:45). The USWNT team lost….we don’t want to talk about it (40:52). Simone Biles will compete in the balance beam (47:15). Suni Lee wants pizza (56:50). Would you skip your senior year of high school (1:03:40)? There’s nothing wrong with sharing first place (1:13:20). Mets draft pick gets screwed (1:33:00). What meal would you want...

Katie and the Union discuss Simone Biles withdrawing from the team and individual all-around competitions at the Olympics, and the subsequent reaction. Plus: the next Olympic sport, things you’d put on easy mode, and can you do a cartwheel. 

Katie and the Union give their favorite Olympic sports to watch. How do you deal with loud neighbors (14:10)? Australia has a crazy coach (35:24). Don’t propose to your girlfriend after she loses in the Olympics (56:04). What stadium would you want to live in (1:16:21)? Who would win in a speed walking race between Katie and the Union (1:40:50)? Finally, do you keep your read receipts on (2:00:11)?

Katie and the Union get listen to the best voicemail ever. Giannis’ trip to Chick-fil-A (30:04). Devin Booker should book a private flight to Tokyo (35:47). USA softball is off to a hot start (44:20). Not so much for the soccer team (45:25). NFL announced their COVID plan for the upcoming season (54:20). Get ready for the Big 17…it’s conference expansion time, again (1:08:45). Stop being sexist (1:29:40). Finally, would you want amazing parking or no traffic (1:38:50)?

Katie and the Union discuss how a bathroom should be decorated. Friendly banter (8:47) includes a concert, golfing and binging a TV show. Did LeBron sneak a bottle of tequila into game 5 (35:28)? The Olympics allegedly start on Friday and a lot of stars won’t be there because of COVID (43:00). Are the Olympic beds anti-sex beds (51:20)? The Union is allowed to talk F1 (1:13:52). Was Space Jam 2 cool (1:39:24)? Finally, things that make you feel old (1:50:33)

Haley and Katie talk for the first time and as far as first conversations go, it was a solid one. Topics include skincare, their dogs, and how we talk about the stuff that’s hard to talk about. Also basketball, a little.

Katie and the Union discuss things they hate for irrational reasons. Friendly banter includes Below Deck JV (9:50), brunch (20:35) and listening to songs you don’t like (37:10). Sorry England, it’s not coming home (49:20). Before there was Shohai Ohtani…there was Katie Nolan (1:13:05). Greg Hardy got knocked out and stop replaying injuries (1:20:31). Is Addison Rae a UFC reporter (1:47:48)? Nerds can also be jocks (2:03:38). Finally, what athletes would you want to room with in college...

Katie and Travis discuss things that bring them joy. Katie chats about her trip out west….she’s tired (9:57). Why won’t anyone ask Chris Paul the hard hitting questions (30:04)? Mayors gonna mayor (41:11). Dan Campbell isn’t going to wipe your butt (1:07:06). How many hot dogs can you eat (1:12:20)? What sports pet peeves do you have (1:27:16)?

Oh, I don't know. I was upset and I had to do a podcast, so I recorded myself working through it. It's not the greatest listen of all time, but it's incredibly transparent, and I only edited out one part (I was sobbing), and if I opened up like this on someone else's podcast it would've been called a "great interview" so can't we just pretend this is an interview? and that it's good actually? let's try.