Katie and the Union (+1) discuss things they should enjoy but would rather get done quickly. What’s going on with Ben Simmons (32:08)? Alternatively, what’s up with Doc Rivers (46:27)? The NCAA took an L but issued a statement that tried to make it sound like a W (57:33). Chris Paul isn’t out; he’s the basketball (1:09:00). Allyson Felix stays good at running (1:21:24). And lastly, a question about names (1:46:10).