CW: nonconsensual touching  The models fly off to Paris for a Wonder Bra fashion shoot, where Shannon gets the surprise of her life. Then, it's time for go-sees (which have such a confusing name), and Kesse finds times to buy some lotion.  This is a podcast produced by How To Taxidermy Your Housepets and Other Helpful Tips. Music by Olwen Laine. 

CW: eating disorders, body image Oof, this week is a rough one, ladies. The models gang up on Elyse regarding her body and eating habits. Meanwhile, Michael Jackson gets name-dropped. And Sissy & Jeannie exchange mac & cheese tips while they open up about their struggles with standards of beauty, hard boobs included. 

This week, Sissy and The Other Jeannie wax poetic about Anchorman and not so casual homophobia, while the models shoot their first video commercial. 

This week, Sissy and Jeannie debate their strategies if they were on reality television, while the models receive the first makeover ever in ANTM herstory.  We also plead for Adrienne Curry to become friends with us. Oh, and Tyra FINALLY finds the words, "Smile with your eyes." This podcast is produced by How To Taxidermy Your Housepets & Other Helpful Tips. 

The models walk in a mock fashion show, where we meet Miss Jay!!! And Wyclef Jean is there too? There's a prayer circle, which is a choice. And the girls model in bikinis again, meanwhile Sissy explains to Jeannie what Stuff magazine is. 

Minneapolis-based drag queens Sissy Tops and The Other Jeannie Retelle review every episode of the classic queer juggernaut, America's Next Top Model, starting with Cycle 1, Episode 1.