This week we're dusting off an old cinematic treasure, a movie nearly lost to the sands of time. That's right, it's 2008's Iron Man, the movie that started it all! Some talking points: improv maracas, Gavin the ghost writer, and crinkle-cut dookie potatoes.

Colton went digging around in the film bog again this week, and somehow emerged with Generation X (1996). A 90's X-men movie that can't seem to get its act or licensing together... guess we'll just have to fix it! Some talking points: Mike and Sully go to space, mutant paralegals, and the scorpion guy behind the 24-hour vape shop.

It's Morbin' time baby! In honor of our 50th episode, we're stirring up the plot of the critically acclaimed, audience beloved masterpiece, Morbius! A few talking points: Spanish Yogi, vantablack zebras, and gooping at the House of Congress.

 There hasn't been a show like this since the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell! This week we're stirring the plot of 2010's Tucker & Dale vs. Evil into a WWE wrestling match of the century! Some other talking points: IMDBrady, Loreal's Big Fat Experiment, and delectable low fruit.

What do dogs and dolphins have in common? Love apparently. This week we're stirring up the plot of the 90's children's movie Zeus and Rozanne into a... Joker origin story? Some other talking points: The Willy Wonka Games, Grogu tokens, and the haunting of the Mad Hatter.

We're back this week and... we're gonna need a suit. That's right! We're stirring up the plot of the original John Wick into a very bizarre (and very spicy) Fast and Furious sequel. Some other talking points: Daredevil camp, sriracha surgery, and Amazonian milky tree frogs.

This Edge of Tomorrow episode will have you... on the edge of your seat! We're stirring the plot of this 2014 sci-fi classic into an all-out war against the Mime Mommy and her mind-controlled minions. Some other talking points: Q Drops, Big Milka, TikTok psy-ops, and the man hiding in your walls.

We'll back next week with business as usual! In the meantime, why don't you chew on this delicious montage of all our favorite moments from the past few years? Go ahead, take a bite. Do it you coward.

Merry Oscars everyone! Like so many household roaches, we've crawled out from hiding to bring you Oscarpalooza 2k23! So join us as we once again stir up the plots of the Best Picture nominees into even Better Picture nominees. Some talking points: Rizzies and razzies, truffle pigs, and unsolicited Ireland slander.

Derek does a velociraptor impression in this one. So if that doesn't inspire you to listen to us stir the plot of Jurassic Park into a Cold War dystopia about communism and lizard men, I don't know what will. Other talking points: Nicole Kidman's theater kinks, the buttered popcorn secret formula, and being roasted alive by Cinemark seat warmers.

This episode is a thematic, introspective journey through theme and tone. We're stirring up the plot of A24's critical darling, The Green Knight, into a symbolic tale of love, sports, and nuclear war - and if you don't understand it... read a book! Other talking points: spaghetti home defense, knight school, and Willy Wonka and the Murder Factory.

This week we're stirring the plot of 2021's Nightmare Alley into something... different. And you know anything about this podcast, you know that by "different" we mean "an unholy abomination about rhino poaching, Ace Ventura, and fighting Jeff Corwin to the death." Other talking points: Toenail the Ferret, Bumblebee's acting process, and raccoon lovemaking.

This week we're going back to our Stir the Plot roots - a terrible b-movie and lots of laughs! Join us as we reimagine the plot of the 2014 horror film Last Shift, and weave a tale of Jared Leto's cultish fans and a donut heist gone wrong. Some talking points: Discord moderator Joker, Derek's favorite holiday, and immaculate, gilded police stations.

It's about upgrades people! More specifically, upgrading the plot of the 2005 animated film Robots! We spin this loveable children's movie into the tale of Rodney: Destroyer of Worlds and his search to defeat the avuncular (whatever that means) Bigweld. Some talking points: Master Cheeks, John Wick the dragon slayer, and the immaculate conception of Rodney Copperbottom.

The one where Spider-Man can't find his way home or whatever, we haven't seen the movie. That's right, this week we're stirring the plot of Spider-Man: No Way Home into a murder mystery full of love, betrayal, and questionable detective skills! Some talking points: Rodney Copperdropit, Venn guy-agrams, and the Sailor Moon bar and grill.

Roll out the red carpet for Oscarpalooza 2k22! It's that magical time of the year when we take the 10 Best Picture nominees - thoughtful, masterfully crafted works of cinema - and reimagine them as twisted machinations of our own minds. Some talking points: Belfast and the Furious, Benedict Cumberdog, and the bowling demon of Main Event.

The first rule of this episode: don't talk about it.

We're headed back to high school for a trek through the plot of 2019's Ma - stirring this questionable movie into the tale of Maggie, a new high school transfer who meets a wandering genie with battery issues. Will Maggie use her new wishes for good? Anything's possible on our insane podcast! Talking points: X-Men bible studies, tar and featherings, and Dr. Turducken.

This episode may be insane, but is it any crazier than the actual plot of Secondhand Lions? Today we’re stirring up the plot of this 2003 classic into the tale of Hub and Garth – two eccentric lion thieves determined to take down Carol Baskins and her notorious Big Cat Rescue.

How do we manage to stir the plot of Citizen Kane, the most historically significant film of the century, into a rollercoaster tycoon feud? Find out this week as we join Charles Kane, an eccentric billionaire intent on building the perfect theme park for the world’s elite – no matter the cost!

Cole might see dead people, but he certainly won’t find any dead jokes in this episode! Join us as we stir The Sixth Sense into the story of Dr. Malcolm Crowe, as he attempts to rescue his magical protégé from the clutches of the FBI, and unlock the power of the Sixth Sense in all of us.

This week we're revisiting that debatably golden era of 1996's Space Jam and stirring it into a superhero origin movie! Can Michael Jordan embrace his new powers and defeat his arch-nemesis, The Benchwarmer? Some talking points: Air Bud rules, Purge: The Musical, and finding love in the bubonic plague.

This week we’re teaming up with the boys from One Take Pod to stir the plot of 1988’s Akira! Join our hero Kaneda and his dance cult as they ignite a footloose fever in Tokyo. Some talking points: Night at the Moon Museum, Jake Paul vs The Annoying Orange, and Blue's Clues fanfic.

We're back on the Nolan train! There's comedy within comedy hidden inside the layers of 2010's Inception, so join us as we spin it into a mind-bending Beyblade assassin flick. Some talking points: death by frisbee golf, Wilson the island demon, and the Beast Titan's front butt.