No one wants to fight for the country anymore, Philly cops no longer need college degrees and Dr Ruth is back! She’s a survivor. Plus a man sits on his wife’s head and a wife drags her husband around by his arm in the window of her car.

 Mike Johnson says Rome fell because it was gay, a man in China peed in the beer vat and a house with a functioning meth lab is for sale in Cali.

A pilot flys high on shrooms, some folks in Tenn are told by God to squat in a mansion, a man hires hookers for him and his horse and Kim Kardashian is peddling bras with fake nipples in them.

Live from Nashville! A Nebraska man gets way into dolls, Rykers prison officers have a man cave and a very spooky lawn decoration.

 Playboy fires a model for celebrating Hamas, a Mormon leader turns out to be a freak, some books are gay and Jada and Will are living a lie. Want to find out how to live to 100? Listen in!

This week Bill Maher takes the moral high ground, Spotify is using AI to translate podcasts to other languages and breakdancing will soon be an Olympic sport.

Lot of crime this week! Target is closing stores in some cities, Dollar General is getting robbed nightly and a woman named Meatball is crying in jail in Philly. The Writer’s Strike is over and the Jagger kids better get jobs because Mick is leaving them nothing!  

EVERYBODY’S LISTENING TO THIS WEEK’S SUNDAY PAPERS (especially the woman in TX with no arms and legs who cannot shut it off). Baltimore students are failing, monks are sobering up and Pauly Shore may be playing Richard Simmons in a movie!

The Jets break Mike’s heart, Boebert disrupts a musical, Bill Maher disrespects the strike and candidates streaming porn is the new stump speech. 

Delta flight has some diarrhea, The Boss calls in sick, a whorehouse is offering Mormons a discount and it’s the 125th anniversary of the 1st DUI!

Trigger warning: lot of death in today's episode - and not just Mike's jokes about Florida. Another jet ski escape, McConnell’s poker face, and a cow in Nebraska riding shotgun.

This week Trump looks very serious. The Fyre Festival is back and a Chinese man escapes to South Korea on a jet-ski. Also, we say goodbye to a friend of the show.  

Greg is back! We talk about Oprah filming the victims in Hawaii, more biker accidents at the Sturgis rally, Kid Rock drinking Bud Light and the reviews are in on Dennis Gubbins!

Good news, Gubbins is in today. Mike stoically delivers the annual Sturgis injury report, Dennis says goodbye to Robertson & Rodriguez. Who the hell is Lil Tay? Follow Dennis and Mike on Instagram: @DGubs @GibbonsTime

Giuliani is outdoing himself this week claiming he has breasts. Lizzo is sexually harassing and Zuckerberg prepares to lose his fight with Musk. Sadly, the video crashed. This week is audio only, sorry.

We start off funny, talking about syphilis, get funnier talking about Leprosy, bring it down to talk about the transcendent Sinead and then cheer you back up with some Sunday Funnies.  

This week, Bernie Taupin takes a beating, as does an old man in a FLA theatre. Also, Hunter Biden porn, and Lana Del Rey waits tables at a Waffle House.

Phone call with Chaos another Tom O’Neill about the release of a Manson girl. The actors join the writers on the strike line and somebody farts at an RFK event. Larry Nassar gets stabbed and Italy decides it’s OK to grope, as long as it only lasts 10 seconds.

Biden now snorting rails in the White House, FLA Man treats his wife’s lover like a baseball, Britney gets hit one more time and twins are born into a toilet. Plus, what’s going on with Denman?

A meteorologist is threatened for saying it’s getting warm, negative on Affirmative Action, Southwest has people angry, and JizzLane Maxwell is being a Karen in jail. Also Madonna and Costner are in the news along with the new All Drug Olympics in Australia.

There’s nothing funny about the Titanic sub situation. But we still give it a shot. A Mexican restaurant hires a fake priest to get real confessions, Harry and Meghan flop and there’s a new Beatles album?

Just back from watching the US Open golf we tackle a Philly disaster, a Starbucks lawsuit and nasty stories from FLA and Australia.

LIV and PGA forge a deal with the devil. Martha Stewart wants you to drive to an office, NYC is smoky, and a virgin crocodile has a baby. It’s a miracle!

This week, Santino and Bobby Lee call in. We honor 30 years since Bob Fitzsimmons passed and correct the fake news about Target. Trans girl is sued for running too fast, Chick-Fil-A is the new Bud Light and Australia Man continues to challenge Fla Man.

A Family Feud contestant murders his wife, a nun and a bishop break some vows and Elon Musk is implanting chips in people’s heads. Celine Dion is a little stiff but a 100 year old woman gets loose on the TB Rays mound throwing out the 1st pitch.