Boy, do we have a Florida Man story for this week! Also, Australia Man, Mississippi man and South Carolina Man. And Mike introduces a new (old) comic strip. Support our Sponsors: meetfabric.com/papers Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to...

Jaywalking is now legal in NY as is Eric and Lyle shot gunning their rich parents in LA. Yankees/ Dodgers discussion and Anna Kendrick is giving her salary away from her recent movie because it is about a serial killer. Support our Sponsors: meetfabric.com/papers Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find...

The algorithm isn’t going to like this one, but we think you will. Doyers and Jankees match up for The Series, a KY senator drives his lawn mower into an empty pool, a drunk man almost swims from Canada to Detroit, and AI can predict when you will die. Support our Sponsors: mintmobile.com/papers Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send...

Greg plays the bongos this week, Jim Gaffigan rips some politicians, and Red Lobster is ending the $20 all you can eat shrimp offer. Also, the Girl Scouts are gouging their members and Victoria Secret is letting the secret out of the bag. Support our Sponsors: PrizePicks.com “Download the app today and use code PAPERS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup!” GroundNews.com/sp for 40% off Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Get the Sunday Papers...

People are getting blown a lot in FLA, Spirit Air kicks 2 women off a flight for wearing crop tops and Dr Dre is threatening his marriage counselor. Oh yeah and Steven Tyler is black. Support our Sponsor: Gametime.co download the app, use code: papers Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo...

Denver shutters its last lesbian bar, LAPD has robot dogs and Elton John is on his last leg (and hip). Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram:  Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons:...

This week, Florida man is in warm water and the NYC mayor is in hot water. California apologizes for slavery and a woman is dragged from Disneyland for sneaking in her kids. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on...

Diddy did it! Eardrums are bursting on Delta, a peeping Tom gets a bat down, the competition was fierce at the Paralympics, and we may be making some money off Bert Kreischer. Watch Greg’s special "You Know Me" on YouTube! http://bit.ly/FitzYouKnowMe LOVE it if you would leave a comment and spread the word. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Taylor Swift just endorsed our podcast! Also, Jewish women have stopped a sex strike, Bon Jovi saves a life, and a dude at Kid Rock’s bar swings his colostomy bag at police. Watch Greg's special "You Know Me" on YouTube! http://bit.ly/FitzYouKnowMe LOVE it if you would leave a comment and spread the word. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

We’re back! Some thoughts on this week’s debate, Zac Brown dumps his wife of 9 days, Elton John talks about doing blow with John Lennon and a Florida man attacks a police dog. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Blame Greg who is out promoting his special, "You Know Me". In lieu of a new episode we are putting out our very first Sunday Papers from March 2020. Take a walk back to the very first hint of Covid in the air and the strong waft of b******t from the microphones.

A teacher starts an only fans account, Disney is the evil empire, a man goes full Florida and Garfield eats a donut.

Billie Eilish fires her Pervy agent, the Matthew Perry case has people drowning in indictments, Kevin Hart worked a three way on Molly and Tommy Lee’s son is such a cool guy. 

Mike drives across the country, Greg sees nudity on Venice Beach, Storms in Fla, a dead passenger in Chicago and Hulk Hogan threatened Matt Damon.

A lot of talk about Paris and Comic-Con. Also, Philly Man, Florida Man and Texas Man bring the chaos.

OK so maybe last week wasn’t a great one to take off, but we’re back! Costco has an Apocalypse Bucket for the survivalists, AI is taking over comedy, a Florida man leads police on a car chase in a golf cart, and a 72-year-old is competing for Miss Texas.

This week we deal with some heavy news from Mike who we send all of our support to. But we also send support to the Florida Man who had a few too many cocktails, a TX man who had too many cocktails and a Twitch streamer who had too many cocks.

RFK Jr is in the doghouse (it’s a new restaurant), underage strippers are fighting Florida for the right to express themselves and a trans runner is heading to the Olympics!

Tales from The Fully Loaded Tour, The Hawk Tuah Girl, a man sneezes his guts out, and Trans people are EVERYWHERE.

God has been appointed the new Superintendent of the Louisiana school system, a 105 yr old just got her teaching degree, the LA schools are banning cellphones, and Justin Timberlake was overserved in the Hamptons.  Support our sponsor: Download the GameTime App, create an account, use code: Papers

A shocking discovery about Jesus having an erection, Jimmy Fallon will continue, a woman kills a man for not cleaning up (in guess what state?) and Gisele’s karate partner taps out after the roast.

A middle school crossing guard is getting kids high and a Phish fan is the 1st one in history to rip a bong at The Sphere! Oh, and Rob Schneider had a tough set at a Hollywood benefit show.

A Christian lifeguard is suing for being made to work near a gay flag, J-Lo and Ben AF are on the rocks, a FLA Couple gets nasty on the pier and we say goodbye to the great Bill Walton.

Mike is wearing dead people’s clothing in FLA and Greg is going to see the Grateful Dead in Vegas. Spirit Air is now allowed to film people in the bathrooms, a Louisiana man is allowed to curse out the cops but some Harvard protesters are not being allowed to graduate. Also a dating show for virgins.