Originally posted to Patreon on July 9th, 2024 Come for the monsters, stay for the collectivism. We skipped a recap on this one because we feel really strongly you should just watch this one for yourself, and as a Certified Wimp™️, I can attest it is not scary!! So, go forth! Content warning for mentions of World War II, suicide, and air strikes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Originally posted to Patreon on May 31st, 2024 Oh my god you guys, they've got lesbians in the Metaverse. Surprise! Neither of us had seen this Black Mirror episode, and uh, well, it wasn't our cup of tea. BUT we can appreciate it as a historical artifact, even if its After Life brought to you by Big Tech premise was never going to land for us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Originally posted to Patreon on April 30th, 2024 or The Strange Dis-empowerment of Little Miss Woods, Elle We had a lot of fun with this one! I'm curious if anyone else familiar with the show noticed the effects of expanding Emmett's part, or if I'm just prone to being insufferable. Lmk! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Originally posted to Patreon on April 8th, 2024 Haley's biggest take away is that Stephanie Meyer might be Mormon, but Edward is Catholic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Originally posted to Patreon on February 27th, 2024 We had a lot of fun talking about our most beloved blorbos, even if it means one of us will die the next time our paths cross. Let us know in the comments what rules of engagement you think we should follow for our death match! Content warning for a brief discussion of domestic violence and abuse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Originally posted to Patreon on January 31st, 2024 Claire really likes this movie, and Haley really does not. I hope you enjoy the result!   Major content warning for discussion of SA, rape, and suicide. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Originally posted to Patreon on December 29th 2023 I am become a blade, baby! Despite how perfectly cast the show is, Claire barely contains her rage at the weird choices the show-runners made. Haley is a little too enchanted by the acting (more specifically Kit Young) to care as much. YouTube videos referenced: Sewstine - Shadow and Bone Review: Racial Integration Done Right Xiran Jay Zhao - Shadow and Bone’s Failure At Exploding Racism (Spoiler Free Rant) Hosted on Acast. See...

Apparently, we'll only cover recent movies if Kristen Stewart is in them. It's our Summer Patron Pick! We watched the summer's hottest (and gayest) thriller, directed by Rose Glass and starring Kristen Stewart and Katy O'Brian. More movies should follow Love Lies Bleeding's example and ask: What if Thelma & Louise f****d? In both senses of the word. Content Warning: This episode includes addiction, depictions of hallucinations, and domestic violence and abuse. Thank you for listening!...

Finally, another contemplative indie for Haley to gush over and Claire to begrudgingly admit is pretty good (if you're a sick freak who likes that sort of thing.)Happy Pride y'all! We're ringing in the gay month with Butterfly (2004), a Hong Kong film written and directed by Yan-Yan Mak, adapted from the short story by Chen Xue, and starring Josie Ho and Yuan Tian. Thank you for listening! If you like what you heard you should check us out on Instagram or join us on our Patreon.If you're...

We're breaking our accidental 2016-streak with I Care A Lot (2020), written and directed by J Blakeson and starring Rosamund Pike and Peter Dinklage. The only thing as important as the ins and outs of legal guardianship abuse in this movie is the Russian mafia. Yes, really.Thank you for listening! If you like what you heard you should check us out on Instagram or join us on our Patreon.If you're looking for more sapphic films to watch, check out our Movie List on Airtable (searchable with tag...

We watched the very American black comedy Catfight (2016), written and directed by Onur Tukel and starring Sandra Oh and Anne Heche. And, man, does this movie pack a punch (pause for laughter.) Haley falls more in love with Sandra Oh, and Claire tries to unpack this movie's worldview. Content warning for discussions of war and violence. Producers Note: If you think you would be frustrated by two Gen Z'ers, who had difficulty remembering that this movie  was actually reacting to the 2003...

Claire has been swayed to the side of quiet indies by the power of Jena Malone. This week we talked about Lovesong (2016), written and directed by So Yong Kim and starring Riley Keough and Jena Malone. Just know Haley is kicking herself for not making the walking into the woods with the woman you love and leaving knowing that you still love her but your paths are diverging connection to Blue (2002) while we were recording. We have a Substack now, so maybe an expansion on that will show up...

Damn... ladies truly are the dolls of maids. It's our Patreon pick! As voted by our patrons, this week we talked about The Handmaiden (2016), directed by Park Chan Wook and starring Kim Tae-ri and Kim Min-hee. There's a reason why there are so many academic papers published on this film. We did our best, but we are just two gays who spent two full minutes making sex jokes using research paper jargon, so no experts to be found here. The verilybitchie video essay mentioned: The Lesbian...

This is the movie of all time. -Claire This week we watched Bottoms (2023), directed by Emma Seligman and starring Ayo Edebiri and Rachel Sennott, and, man, we liked it a lot. If this had come out when Haley was in high school, she would have probably tried to commit it to memory. Do teens still do that? Or am I aging myself? Thank you for listening! If you like what you heard you should check us out on Instagram or join our Patreon. If you're looking for more sapphic films to watch check...

Happy extraordinarily belated Lunar New Year! This week we covered Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022) written and directed by The Daniels and starring Michelle Yeoh, Ke Huy Quan, and Stephanie Hsu. Oops! Another one of Haley's favorite movies. Claire is very kind and lets her gush a lot. Like, a lot a lot. Content warning for brief mention of suicide. Interview with Costume Designer Shirley Kurata: The Costumes in 'Everything Everywhere All at Once' Pay Tribute to Michelle...

We did it! We found the movie that finally made Claire regret agreeing to this podcast, and somehow it wasn't a quiet indie! This week we watched Nina's Heavenly Delights (2006) starring Shelley Conn and Laura Fraser and directed by feminist documentarian Pratibha Parmar.  We wanted a fun rom-com with a big heart and we mostly got a reminder of how hard it is to thread that needle. We're glad this movie exists though, even beyond it showcasing the perfect example of an early 2000's going-out...

This week we watched Bound (1996) written and directed by the Wachowski Sisters and starring Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly. Claire's love of this lesbian classic is infectious, and Haley just found out that Jennifer Tilly voiced Celia in Monster's Inc.  Seriously though, do other people know that? Was I alone in the dark about this? Entertainment Weekly article: Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon revisit their lesbian neo-noir Bound Thank you for listening! If you like what you heard you...

We did it. We finally covered the infamous Christmas movie that people discoursed to death three whole years ago. This week we watched Happiest Season (2020)  directed by Clea DuVall and starring Kristen Stewart and Mackenzie Davis. Interviews quoted: Rolling Stone - includes the autobiographical elements Variety - inlcudes Clea DuVall's reaction to people wanting Abby and Riley to end up together. Thank you for listening! If you like what you heard you should check out our Movie List,...

After a full calendar year we are back!! We watched Blue (2002) directed by Hiroshi Ando and starring Mikako Ichikawa and Manami Konishi.  What better way to celebrate the end of our hiatus than with watching a slow, but beautifully acted and shot sapphic movie that Haley loved and Claire wouldn't have watched if Haley hadn't forced her (but that she did end up loving.)  Content warning for brief mention of abortion, relationship between an adult and a minor, and death of an...

For the final (and extraordinarily belated) episode of Super Sapphicween we watched the 2009 cult classic Jennifer’s Body, written by Diablo Cody and directed by Karyn Kusama. This movie is doing a lot, and it's doing it very well. We tried to cover as much as we could, but it's hard to talk about the things you love, and sandbox love never dies, ya know? Content Warning: Discussion of sexual assault.

For this episode of Super Sapphicween we watched She Creature written and directed by Sebastian Gutierrez. Claire geeks out over this movie’s incredible practical effects and Haley is at peace knowing that an ooky spooky homoerotic mermaid movie exists and is good.

For the second week of Super Sapphicween we watched What Keeps You Alive, written and directed by Colin Minihan and starring Hannah Emily Anderson and Brittany Allen. Haley wonders if one night in the woods would make you thirsty enough to risk drinking puddle water, and Claire suffers the consequences of another movie with very generic American names that start with the same letter. Also, Haley’s cat, Bitsy, makes some interesting but divisive points.

We’re kicking off Super Sapphicween with Codependent Lesbian Space Alien Seeks Same, directed by Madeleine Olnek and starring Lisa Haas and Susan Ziegler. Haley shows her age by calling slang “lingo” and Claire acquires a personal vendetta against Jon Hamm from that one Progressive ad and the streaming platform Vudu.

The heat got to us this week folks. Despite our melted brains we talked about a movie that’s as fantastic as it is historic. Cheryl Dunye’s 1996 film The Watermelon Woman is a must see for any young gay for a number of reasons. Haley makes the case for physical media and your local library (again), while Claire has a minor existential crisis about lost media, whether it goes by way of adobe pulling the plug on flash player, or a few people in musty buildings deeming certain aspects of history...