Breaking news: AI Song Generator turns everyone into overnight musical geniuses, but don't worry, Eric still prefers his vinyl collection and existential dread. (Link expires on 2024-12-18T23:26:21.689Z)

Meta Quest 3: Because nothing says 'holiday cheer' like ignoring your family in high-definition virtual reality. All hail Batman and storage space! (Link expires on 2024-12-18T23:26:21.689Z)

"Move over, Jesus, AI's here to take your confessions now—because who needs human empathy when you can get 24/7 spiritual spam?" (Link expires on 2024-12-18T23:26:21.689Z)