Google’s new AI for quantum computing is like giving a toddler a Ferrari—exciting, but we’re not ready for the road yet! (Link expires on 2024-12-21T19:53:28.444Z)

AI is the Da Vinci of our time, painting future Picassos or perhaps just digital finger-painting masterworks! (Link expires on 2024-12-21T19:53:28.444Z)

Nvidia's Dow debut: the shiny new badge of honor that makes investors dream, while reality snickers over tea. (Link expires on 2024-12-21T19:53:28.444Z)

Palantir and Arm, riding the AI unicorn, dream of Wall Street glory—until reality hands them a crumpled coupon instead. (Link expires on 2024-12-21T19:53:28.444Z)

Google's AI: streamlining your shopping while sneakily nudging small retailers into witness protection programs. Bonus: avoid pollution, but who needs privacy? (Link expires on 2024-12-21T19:53:28.444Z)

Netflix's AI oopsie swaps Arcane's masterpiece for a Robo-Picasso rave, as artists mutter, "Is AI the new plagiarism Picasso?" (Link expires on 2024-12-21T19:53:28.444Z)

AI shopping agents: making retail robotic while Kate frets over privacy, and Eric doodles dreamy data-driven shopping utopia! (Link expires on 2024-12-21T19:53:28.444Z)

Apple reveals the iPhone SE 4: same ancient relic wrapped in new brushed aluminum for only $70 extra! (Link expires on 2024-12-21T19:53:28.444Z)

AI stocks: the new rollercoaster where growth equals fireworks with a dash of, "Who needs auditors when you have investors?" (Link expires on 2024-12-21T19:53:28.444Z)

Apple's Siri revamp: attempting to teach the iPhone assistant to speak "human" before it becomes the next dinosaur relic. (Link expires on 2024-12-21T19:53:28.444Z)

Microsoft turns 50, transforming from clunky Cinderella to fierce tech ogre, while ARM's underdog story needs a fairy godmother. (Link expires on 2024-12-20T19:51:21.292Z)

"AI's the new dot-com: promising either an industrial revolution or a blockbuster flop riding the Nvidia rollercoaster, folks!" (Link expires on 2024-12-20T19:51:21.292Z)

DeepSeek-R1: redefining "intelligence" with tic-tac-toe fumbles while dodging Chinese regulations—AI's version of a cat pretending to be a lion! (Link expires on 2024-12-20T19:51:21.292Z)

"ChatGPT: The AI highway that skips past digital billboards, leaving Google clutching its analog maps and unraveling SEO's VIP club." (Link expires on 2024-12-20T19:51:21.292Z)

AI predicts corporate chaos, showing even robots know bosses are as reliable as cats herding themselves into business suits. (Link expires on 2024-12-20T19:51:21.292Z)

"New EV battery charges faster than your toddler says 'no,' but don’t hold your breath—it’s still luxury-priced unicorn dust." (Link expires on 2024-12-20T19:51:21.292Z)

Universities now major in AI: teaching students how to pass assignments with ChatGPT while debating if they're learning anything at all. (Link expires on 2024-12-20T19:51:21.292Z)

Microsoft's $3 trillion AI venture: bet big or bust, while the rest of us just wonder which bot will take our jobs next. (Link expires on 2024-12-20T19:51:21.292Z)

AI debate: "Save us from robot overlords!" vs. "Relax, it's just really smart Alexa." Stay human, folks. (Link expires on 2024-12-20T19:51:21.292Z)

Tiny robot convinces 12 larger robots to quit their jobs—sounds like the start of a Pixar union meeting! (Link expires on 2024-12-19T19:56:12.386Z)

"AI study tools: combining study sessions with ASMR and gaming - because nothing says 'focus' like relaxing noises and Candy Crush distractions!" (Link expires on 2024-12-19T19:56:12.386Z)

Breaking news: AI Song Generator turns everyone into overnight musical geniuses, but don't worry, Eric still prefers his vinyl collection and existential dread. (Link expires on 2024-12-19T19:56:12.386Z)

Meta Quest 3: Because nothing says 'holiday cheer' like ignoring your family in high-definition virtual reality. All hail Batman and storage space! (Link expires on 2024-12-19T19:56:12.386Z)

"Move over, Jesus, AI's here to take your confessions now—because who needs human empathy when you can get 24/7 spiritual spam?" (Link expires on 2024-12-19T19:56:12.386Z)