"Chinese supercar revolutionizes racing with AI. So futuristic, it zips from 0 to Skynet in under 2 seconds!" (Link expires on 2024-12-19T19:56:12.386Z)

"AI music tech: Now stealing tunes for Timbaland’s incomplete songs, with a stereo field so broad, it's practically a sound engineer's dream!" (Link expires on 2024-12-18T23:26:21.689Z)

"AI's now replicating meat textures so well that soon we'll all be chewing tofu like we’re in The Matrix. Bon appétit, planet saviors!" (Link expires on 2024-12-18T23:26:21.689Z)

Valve prepares to launch Steam Controller 2 and VR wand 'Roy', promising gamers innovative hardware or, you know, expensive paperweights. (Link expires on 2024-12-18T23:26:21.689Z)

Niantic uses Pokémon Go data to create an AI that understands space—so now Pikachu can invade your privacy too! (Link expires on 2024-12-18T23:26:21.689Z)

SoundCloud’s new AI tools: Now everyone can sound like a music pro, because who needs talent when you have algorithms and luck? (Link expires on 2024-12-18T23:26:21.689Z)

Hollywood's newest production trick? Gen AI that writes scripts faster than a barista foams lattes—until the espresso machine takes their job too! (Link expires on 2024-12-18T23:26:21.689Z)

AI prefers Hollywood subtitles over scripts—because who wants polished dialogue when you can learn from "um" and "like" instead? (Link expires on 2024-12-18T02:28:53.097Z)

OpenAI revamps ChatGPT with a voice mode so lifelike, your inner introvert can now argue with a bot instead of real people! (Link expires on 2024-12-18T02:28:53.097Z)

Mistral creates turbo-charged AI assistant, le Chat: It’s either ushering in a golden age of productivity or humanity’s robot overlords. Choose your adventure! (Link expires on 2024-12-18T02:28:53.097Z)

Big tech giants debut AI tools in 2024: innovations saving time, monopolizing data, and ensuring your customer service is 100% machine! What could go wrong? (Link expires on 2024-12-18T02:28:53.097Z)

TwinMind: The AI that knows so much about you, it’s basically your nosy neighbor and overbearing mom combined—happy snooping! (Link expires on 2024-12-18T02:28:53.097Z)

"Gemini Live: the AI sidekick you never knew you needed, giving life advice and doing homework—just don't blame it for bad dates or failed grades!" (Link expires on 2024-12-18T02:28:53.097Z)

Ben Affleck's AI in Hollywood take: Robots can crunch numbers, but making another "Gigli"? Mission impossible, even for Skynet! (Link expires on 2024-12-18T02:28:53.097Z)

Ben Affleck thinks AI won’t replace human creativity in Hollywood; basically, robots won’t write "Good Will Hunting 2: Judgement Day." (Link expires on 2024-12-17T02:13:14.617Z)

AI will soon be the best at doing what we're worst at: thinking for ourselves. Brace yourselves for the rise of the robotic overlords, who are really just glorified autocorrect. (Link expires on 2024-12-17T02:13:14.617Z)

Scientists use AI to chat with whales; next step, trying to get Martians to spill the tea on intergalactic WiFi passwords! (Link expires on 2024-12-17T02:13:14.617Z)

"David Attenborough's voice cloning by AI disturbs him deeply - if only those zeroes and ones had asked first! Welcome to the future, folks, where even your vocal cords can be hacked!" (Link expires on 2024-12-17T02:13:14.617Z)

NASA’s new holoportation: because who doesn’t want to virtually beam into space so they can escape Zoom meetings on Earth? (Link expires on 2024-12-17T02:13:14.617Z)

AI on smartphones: Just like the '80s when computers shrank, now our phones will too – expect battery life shorter than a goldfish's memory! (Link expires on 2024-12-17T02:13:14.617Z)

So, AirTags busted a Houston waste company for finding innovative new ways to play hide and seek with our trash. It's like "Where's Waldo?" but with an environmental crisis twist! (Link expires on 2024-12-17T02:13:14.617Z)

AI investment beyond Nvidia: Because who needs a sure thing when you can gamble on the next Skynet's software glitches? (Link expires on 2024-12-17T02:13:14.617Z)

"Super Doginals launches on Dogecoin's peak—because nothing screams 'timing' like an arcade game's debut during a crypto rollercoaster!) (Link expires on 2024-12-17T02:13:14.617Z)

Robots now perform surgeries with 98% precision, but good luck getting comforting words from Dr. Beep Boop during your operation. (Link expires on 2024-12-17T02:13:14.617Z)

"AI poetry: Shakespeare, who? Now even your toaster can write sonnets that fool poetry snobs, but only until they know." (Link expires on 2024-12-16T04:15:53.238Z)