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Hey friends! Andrew and Lindsey are catching up over episode 5 of Joan’s season of The Golden Bachelorette! Unfortunately, both one-on-one dates didn’t quite hit the mark, leading to some tough goodbyes by the end of the episode. Plus, a group date revealed one guy’s not-so-great side — he definitely came off as a bit too possessive. Don’t forget to join us for the next episode, where we’ll dive into the excitement of hometowns!
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Published 11/19/24
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Join Andrew and Lindsey as they dive into the fourth episode of Joan’s season of The Golden Bachelorette. We'll recap all the exciting moments, including Chock’s departure and unexpected return, a flirty dance group date, Jordan gliding on ice, and Guy’s kitchen adventures. We also bid farewell to a podcast favorite, Charles, and chat about our standout contestant. Who will be heading...
Published 11/07/24
Andrew and Lindsey are back to chat about episode 3 of Joan’s season of the Golden Bachelorette. Pascal had a blast on his one-on-one date in Las Vegas before things heat up with the big Kick Bowl group date! Lindsey opens up about her feelings on Jonathan’s one-on-one date, and they dive into their love for Guy and who they think might steal Joan’s heart.
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Published 10/21/24
It’s week 2 of the Golden Bachelorette, and Joan is absolutely loving every moment! With exciting outings like senior prom, Disneyland, and a talent show, she’s enjoying a delightful mix of fun dates. The men seem eager to open up and share their stories to connect with Joan on a deeper level before four of them have to say goodbye.
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Published 10/02/24
Andrew & Lindsey kick off Joan's season of the Golden Bachelorette with a recap of the men's intros and the first cocktail party. Lindsey makes her guesses for Joan's final four and mentions a few contenders for the next Golden Bachelor.
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Published 09/23/24
Can you believe how one date can make or break a relationship? Join us as we unravel the dramatic conclusion of Jenn’s season on The Bachelor, starting with the Fantasy Suites. Jonathan's date felt more predictable than a rom-com rerun, leading to his exit despite the potential for a deep, slow-burn romance. We dive into Marcus's half-hearted commitment and Devin's manipulative maneuvers, which cloud their prospects with Jenn. The Men Tell All segment ramps up the drama, giving us even more...
Published 09/11/24
What happens when family dynamics and reality TV collide? On this episode of the Batch Report, we unravel the layers of Jenn’s Hometowns episode of The Bachelorette. We dissect how these visits, set against the less intimate backdrop of airbnbs, offer Jenn a window into the contestants' lives. From the scripted awkwardness of Devin's run club outing to his family's lukewarm support, we scrutinize every moment. Jonathan's warm and welcoming family in San Diego stands in stark contrast to the...
Published 08/28/24
What happens when an ex crashes a cocktail party to profess his undying love? Join us as we unravel Jenn’s emotional rollercoaster, starting with Matt's surprising entrance and the dramatic fallout that ensues. This episode is packed with pivotal moments, including Jenn’s decision to cancel the cocktail party and the shocking exits of Thomas and John. We also highlight Jonathan's unforgettable one-on-one date featuring a helicopter ride and an intimate hot tub chat at a vineyard, which...
Published 08/21/24
How does a fear of heights lead to a deeper connection? Find out as we kick off episodes three and four of Jenn’s season with Spencer's thrilling helicopter date to the 12 Apostles. Despite her anxiety, Jenn opens up, and Spencer's vulnerability about past heartbreak strikes a chord. Next, we switch to a group date that includes a male stripping competition, where Sam N manages to injure himself but uses the moment to emotionally connect with Jenn, raising eyebrows. Jonathan impresses by stic...
Published 08/13/24
Can the first Asian Bachelorette find love among this season's eclectic mix of contestants? Welcome to the Batch Report, where we're bursting with excitement for Jen's groundbreaking season. Jen, a 26-year-old physician's assistant student with Laotian heritage, is setting records and hearts aflutter. We'll introduce you to some standout contenders like Marcus, the Army Ranger veteran with a colorful past, Marvin, the charming French-speaking luxury event planner, and Sam, the self-proclaimed...
Published 07/30/24
Prepare to have your perceptions of reality TV love stories thoroughly shaken, as we unpack Joey's transformative Bachelor journey. What started as skepticism morphed into admiration, and we're eager to share the surprising turns that led to this unexpected respect. This episode peels back the layers of Joey's final choices, Daisy and Kelsey, and the strikingly different ways they approached their potential future with him. Witness the raw emotions and pivotal family meetings that could...
Published 03/27/24
Could Joey's quest for love be any more suspenseful? This week's heart-pounding episode of Double Dose of Batch Report whisks you away to the hometown dates that had us perched on the edge of our seats. Witness Kelsey's laid-back New Orleans jaunt, Rachel's cultural extravaganza, and Daisy's tear-jerking clarity at the Christmas tree farm. We even weather the emotional storm with Maria, but the real sizzle might just be missing. Join us as we dissect each moment and forecast who might steal...
Published 03/21/24
Hold onto your roses, love enthusiasts! This episode takes you on the heart-pulsing journey of "The Bachelor" weeks 6 and 7, where the quest for love is anything but predictable. Witness first-hand the group date drama in Montreal and delve into the heartfelt confessions between Joey and Lexie, as they navigate the tricky waters of future aspirations. Kelsey T's vulnerability during her one-on-one date pulls at the heartstrings, revealing a past steeped in religious devotion. Meanwhile, the...
Published 03/20/24
Prepare to get swept up in the turbulent tides of romance and rivalry with Andrew and me as we dissect the most memorable moments of Joey's search for love in the latest season of the Bachelor. From the very first limo arrivals to the emotionally charged eliminations, we've got all the juicy details wrapped up with a bow. Relive Maria's astonishing spark with Joey that left us all gobsmacked, and the sibling saga that erupted between Allison and Lauren, spicing up the mansion with a dash of...
Published 02/14/24
Get ready to be swept off your feet by the latest heartthrobs of The Bachelor before the season premiere ignites a firestorm of romance and rivalry. We're dishing out the juicy details on Lauren and Alison, the sister act set to turn heads and perhaps each other's competitive edges on this season's quest for love. Will their sibling saga spell a recipe for awkward encounters or a strategic alliance in the ultimate game of hearts? And don't even get us started on Leah's cliff-diving escapades...
Published 01/23/24
Dive headfirst into the whirlwind of romance and drama with us as we unpack the latest lineup of love-seekers on The Bachelor. Feel the electricity in the air as we chat about Allison and her sister's unprecedented sibling showdown, and marvel at Autumn's unexpected career heights and gridiron enthusiasm. We're serving up the juicy details on each contestant, including our predictions for who might capture Joey's eye with the ever-anticipated first impression rose.
Shift gears with us as we...
Published 01/16/24
Ready for the inside scoop on Golden Bach’s recent hometown dates and those jaw-dropping moments that had all of us glued to the screen? Hold your breath as we venture into the heart of that helicopter ride, the escalating drama at the mansion, and that rose ceremony that left us all in shock. Say goodbye, with me, to Susan, Sandra, and Ellen - their presence will be missed.
As we gear up for the end of the season, let's speculate on who would make a captivating Golden Bachelorette. Could it...
Published 12/13/23
Get ready for a roller-coaster ride as we unravel the scintillating tales of love, break-ups, and drama from Bachelor in Paradise, season 9! Feel the tension rise as we recount the fleeting relationships of Tyler and Mercedes, Rachel and Tanner, their emotional departures, and Blake's brooding behavior. We'll take you on a behind-the-scenes tour of the gripping events that paved the way to the heart-stopping season finale.
Who says fairytales don't come true? Brace yourself as we reveal the...
Published 12/08/23
Ready for a dose of love and drama? We're serving it up, straight from Bachelor in Paradise episodes four and five. We dish about the stir caused by newcomer Sam and the buzz surrounding Kat's birthday. Rachel and Braden's date takes center stage, followed by the evolving dynamics between Davia and Tanner, and the potential fallout between Blake and Jess. Hold on to your beach chairs, because a tantalizing cliffhanger awaits you!
Hang tight, because the love drama doesn't stop there. The...
Published 11/22/23
Would you believe it if we told you that Braden and Kat consider themselves the strongest couple in Bachelor Nation? Or that Sam’s constipation struggles have become the talk of the town? This is just a smidge of the drama and unexpected laughter we get to unpack together in this episode of The Bach Report.
We start off by examining the diametrically opposed worlds of Golden Bach and Bachelor in Paradise—from the wholesome to the sizzling, we've got it all. Join us as we get into the...
Published 11/15/23
Are you ready for some serious Bachelor drama? Buckle up as we take you on a sizzling journey through episodes two, three, and four of the Golden Bachelor! We're kicking things off with a sneak peek into the mansion, where our contestants' journey begins, and then moving on to some nail-biting group dates featuring a romance novel cover recreation and a talent show! And did we mention a pickleball match?
It's not all fun and games though. As we give you our take on the dynamics amongst the...
Published 11/10/23
What if you could get an exclusive, behind-the-scenes peek at the Golden Bachelor, the exciting new dating show for folks in their 70s? You've come to the right place! We're about to provide the ultimate rundown of the diverse cast, from Anna, a fearless 61-year-old who enjoys cage-less shark diving, to Christina, a 73-year-old nostalgic for her first Beatles concert experience. We'll even discuss the surprisingly soap opera-esque production style and the role of plastic surgery in...
Published 09/20/23
Imagine a world where Jesse isn't the host of the Bachelor shows. Sounds decent, doesn't it? And guess who we proposed as a potential host, Lance Bass from NSYNC! From Aaron's desperate wish for a one-on-one date in New Orleans to a tense two-on-one date with Sean and Tanner, we've got a lot to discuss. And let's not forget Joey's candid chat about being in an interracial relationship and the unpredictable outcomes of hometown visits with Aaron and Joey. Drama is the name of the game, folks,...
Published 08/29/23
Ready for some juicy Bachelor in Paradise updates? Buckle up as Lindsey unravels the intriguing contestant lineup for this season. We're buzzing about Aaron B., Blake Moynes, Brayden Bowers, Brooklyn Willey, Cat Wong, and the vivacious Eliza. With such a diverse mix of personalities, this season promises to be a rollercoaster of emotions. We also examine the courage and acceptance that marked Gabby Windey’s journey as she came out, from being with a suitor on her season to now being in a...
Published 08/24/23