This week Be a Man, John Fiore, and Tonzo check in with Dallas and the Be A Man Hotline, Frozen pops, Backdoor fails, Being TOO big, The Titanic, Rehab, and Be A Man bestows wisdom with “The Be A Man Commandments”

BAME EP 134 Funny People - (Half roll 17:20) This week Be a Man, John Fiore, and Tonzo talk about growing up around funny people, Old school comedy, Class clowns, Revenge of the nuns, Detention, Keeping up with comedy, Gatekeepers, Comedy albums, The jerky boys, Cheech and Chong, People with zero sense of humor, Comedy in the 80’s, Hitting the bag, Funny Bartenders, Cats VS Cucumbers, and holding laughter in.

This week Be a Man, John Fiore, and Tonzo talk about stupid children that think hot dogs are plants, Franks and beans, Fake meat, People getting poisoned by Stanley cups, Risking your well being for a trend, Death by whale, Playing with fire, Social media targets, Dealing with crowds, Fast food surge pricing, Big food, Skulking in the wend’s parking lot, Friends with animals, Motivational speakers, and finding out your kids aren’t yours.

This week Be a Man, John Fiore, and Tonzo talk about robe guys, House detectives, Room service, Massage tables, Seedy motels, Short stays, Shady drug deals, How much to tip cleaning ladies, Living at a motel, Dying in a hotel room, The hotel bar, Checking in, Lost items, Knocking on random doors, Hotel parties, and awesome stories from Dallas and the Be A Man Hotline

This week Be a Man, John Fiore, and Tonzo talk about next level stalking, Whale watches, Fish on land, Pity dates, Everybody’s doing the weed, Behind closed doors, Death by train, Conductor life, Race fakers, Laser beams, Air bib nightmares, and Dallas has a classic story about hanging on to booty calls no matter the cost.

This week Be a Man, John Fiore, and Tonzo talk about whistling while you work, Crappy co-workers, Workplace drama, Piping a co-worker, Work retreats, Fixing other peoples screw ups, Work boyfriends, Be A Mortgage Man, Nicknames, People who smell, Courtroom life, Workplace injuries, Retail, The water cooler, and suck ups.

This week Be a Man, John Fiore, and Tonzo talk about driving fast and taking chances, taking a chance with a broad, Life as a dream chaser, Restaurant life, Ordering the special, American tacos, Well done steak, Blood on the plate, Smelling your own farts, Drinking and driving, Small town cops, Brandishing weapons, On the medicine, and a great fan question from the Be A Man Hotline

This week Be a Man, John Fiore, and Tonzo talk about living with broads, Losing your identity, Blowing off steam, Constant bickering, Walking around nude, Ruining a good time, Girls night in, Dealing with someone else’s pets, Friends that disappear once they move in with a broad, Doing someone else’s chores, Breaking the ice after a huge beef, and a fan chimes in with his thoughts on broads.

This week Be a Man, John Fiore, and Tonzo talk about how Amelia Earhart was overrated, The middle seat, Air Marshalls, Saving someone else’s pet, The love of a pet, 14 leg parlays, Bodily fluids in space, Live ammunition in the bedroom, Lottery depression, Elon musk is making cyborgs, and The Hebrew Hammer checks in on the Be A Man hotline.

This week Be a Man, John Fiore, and Tonzo talk about going postal, Taking an exam to be a postman, Raised by mailmen, Modern postal workers, Drugs in the mail, Tipping your postman, The pony express, Love letters, Discrete packaging, Lost in the mail, Stealing mail, The postman rings twice, Losing your mind at work and some fan questions from the Be A Man Mailbag

This week Be a Man, John Fiore, and Tonzo talk about how nobody reads anymore, Ken Burns, Serial killers, Sports documentaries, the last 10 minutes of the documentary are sad and tragic, Dateline, The Jinx, The Confession killer, Fyre Festival, Hitler is the most popular guy on TV, Milli Vanili, Pumping Iron, Aaron Hernandez, Michael Moore, and Dallas is back with a fan story about a wild sh!t experience.

This week Be a Man, John Fiore, and Tonzo talk about Foot People, Kink shaming, Going along with other peoples kinks, Adult babies, Grannies in your area, Butt stuff, Cuck life, Pleasure and pain, Water sports, and a Be A Man fan opens up about a sexual experience gone wrong.

This week Be a Man, John Fiore, and Tonzo talk about fearing change, Changing with age, Changing for a broad, Motivation, Quitting sucks, Change for no good reason, What can change and what will never change? Hitting the gym, Black balls, Changing clothes 3x a day, Sleeping in the nude, Cable, and necessary change.

This week Be a Man, John Fiore, and Tonzo talk about Ghost stories, palm readers, Haunting enemies, John Edwards, The friendly ghost, Slenderman, Creepy basements, Blair Witch, Scary movies, Haunted houses, The holy ghost, Reincarnation, Alien and ghost people are the same, Tarot cards, Horoscope people, Bad names, The Salem witch trials, and Life with 11 wives.

This week Be a Man, John Fiore, and Tonzo talk about Be A Man Island, The flight logs, All Islands are sketchy, The casting couch, In house magicians, Groomers, The Clinton painting, Posing nude, Seedy Hollywood, Known perverts, Who’s going down?, The Madame, Keeping secrets, What to do with the Island now? And Dallas lightens the mood with another great fan story.

This week Be a Man, John Fiore, Tonzo talk about marriage counselors, Redeeming relationships, Tuning out, Mike Tyson, Convicts, The redemption arc in movies, Will Smith, John Dillinger, The Elvis comeback special, R.Kelly, Robert Downey Jr, Being unredeemable, Redemption in the eyes of god, Clint Eastwood, and skulking.

This week Be a Man, John Fiore, Tonzo talk open up the Be A Man Hotline to our crazy fans for some outrageous questions and hilarious stories. The guys also catch up with Kanye’s former bodyguard Steve Stanulis, and the boys get to the bottom of Only Fans.

This week Be a Man, John Fiore, Tonzo talk about what it takes to be a great game show host, Jeopardy nerds, Shut-ins, Love Connection, Frank VS Dean, Home versions of games, Millionaire fever, Bob Barker Swagger, Dallas is back with another crazy tale from the Be A Man Hotline, and Be A Man and John try their luck at $20,000 pyramid.

This week Be a Man, John Fiore, Tonzo talk about how having a clean butthole about everything, Learning to drink with your anus, Starfish spa days, Bidet sex, Treating yourself, The wiggle system, Hands free sh!t experience, toilet paper conservation, and Be A Man breaks his bidet cherry.

This week Be a Man, John Fiore, Tonzo talk about puke, Drinking at breakfast, Bad meals, Disappointing your parents, Report cards, Being known as a disappointment, Hating teachers for life, Fighting senior citizens, Be A Man and Fiore wreck a hotel room, Disappointing sports outcomes, Dallas returns with his best story yet, and Be A Man goes on the lamb.

This week Be a Man, John Fiore, Tonzo talk about why lead paint was delicious, Losers with no friends, Gators, Risking it all for nothing, Crunch canceling, Bad Eaters, Catch me if you can, Game nerds, Fighting your father, Glass bridges, Disney is a cult, and the largest nose in the world.

This week Be a Man, John Fiore, Tonzo talk about why lead paint was delicious, Losers with no friends, Gators, Risking it all for nothing, Crunch canceling, Bad Eaters, Catch me if you can, Game nerds, Fighting your father, Glass bridges, Disney is a cult, and the largest nose in the world.

This week Be a Man, John Fiore, Tonzo talk about the joy of watching other people fight, Kung Fu, Insurance jobs, Slap fights, The one that got away, American Chongo, Professional pillow fights, Fighting kangaroos, Jousting, Knight fights, Be A Man ass punching league, Phone booth fights, Diamond Hands checks in to talk Ice wars and hockey suspensions, Car Jitsu, Be A Man and Fiore’s crazy cock fighting story.

This week Be a Man, John Fiore, Tonzo talk about Letting money change you, Collections, Giving back to the community, blowing millions, sharing is caring, Splitting the bill, Salvation Army, Cheap Pricks, Chopping wood, Chinese slang, D!ck tubes, and living like a king