“We love chomp.” What do you get when you make a near seventy-minute Ben 10 fight sequence? You get Ben 10: Destroy All Aliens, which is (if we’re being honest) bit of a boring movie. Maybe you could settle a little bet for us. What’s less interesting, someone talking about the teachers at their old school, or someone describing a comedian telling an anecdote? Whatever the answer, would be nice if you could hear any of it properly, but SOMEONE had to go and not make sure the program was...

"Yeah, but I can't appreciate it because I'm mad at you." Was devoting an episode to nine shorts worth it? Probably not! But this way our first season is a nice and even thirty episodes. Also, BIG episode today for fans of listening to people watch videos of dogs. Ben 10 Shorts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"I was just very like, disorientated, and upset, and embarrassed... that was that story." Oh wow, the FIRST Ben 10 live-action movie. A perfect opportunity to talk about movies and TV shows that are not Ben 10, to discuss actors, to drop personal lore... basically anything BUT talk about Race Against Time. Don't worry, they get round to it eventually. Boy this film is charming. It's also not great. Ben 10: Race Against Time Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"He's just so annoying! He's so irritating." While they wait for Sam to arrive, James, Bailey, Izzy and Nat catch up on what they've learned about Ben 10 in the last month and-a-half since watching Secret of the Omnitrix. Most important; Izzy took the opportunity to catch up on the first three seasons she missed out on over the weekend. Stay tuned to learn who Waybig was based off, who is obsessed with Gears of War, and who delved a bit too deep into the lore of a nearly twenty-year-old...

“What’s a ‘Lucky Girl’?” And with that, our intrepid viewers have seen the final hand-animated “episode” of the original Ben 10 series. And what better way to look back at the last four seasons of animated greatness than with A TIER LIST BABY! If you were excited for an in-depth look at the animated film Ben 10: Secret of the Omnitrix, then you’re shit out of luck buddy, they talk about it for a total of like, five minutes, then get right on to arguing about fictional aliens. Also, we receive...

"Why do I have pink eye!?" Oh boy! Four whole seasons of Ben 10 in the can! Outside of ranking this season, the primary topic of conversation this time, is who exactly could've replaced Sublimino (Sam gets REAL mad). Season 4, Episodes 9 & 10, Ben 10 vs. The Negative 10: Parts 1&2 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Wish she was my aunt." Need we say more? Season 4, Episodes 7 & 8, Ken 10 & Goodbye and Good Riddance Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“It takes three people to s**t“ Remember how several weeks back there was that MASSIVE episode that combined FOUR discussions? Well, what goes around comes around. Now you get a small one. Season 4, Episodes 5 & 6, Ben 4 Good Buddy & Ready to Rumble Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“Was Ponce de León Cool?” Do you wanna hear about Ben 10? Well tough, we’re talking about the CW’s Arrowverse now. Maybe you’ll hear the odd tidbit hear and there about the show this podcast is named for, but they’ve got other things to talk about. For instance, they need to discuss very important things like spelling, real-world weddings, and handwriting, so be quiet and be happy with what you get. Also, Nat continues to be relegated to a simple person-who-listens-as-synopsis-is-read. But...

“Ok, I don’t have THAT high integrity.” Do you want to know what six people think of Mike Tyson Vs Jake Paul? Well, my friends, have we got the podcast episode for you! On top of that, the decision on what to get for dinner comes around once again, and is made quickly and (relatively) painlessly. But, where there is light, there must also be darkness. Where there is yin, there must be yang. It’s finally happened. After one cock-up too many, Nat gets replaced as...

"Wait... what microphone is it...I think it's recording from the computer microphone." OK, not a lot of time here because I completely forgot to prep this one last night. Basically they watched the finale of season 3 and now they're gonna talk about it for a bit. After that, they rank all the episodes of season 3, you guys know the drill, this is our third season finale now. You should all go the AMT's production of Evil Dead The Musical (closes 27th July). Season 3, Episode 13, The...

“What do you mean, ‘Cannonbolt has cake’?“ HELL YEAH! GHOSTFREAK'S BACK! If you've missed our uneducated discussions about the animation process, then you will be pleasantly surprised by this one. On top of that we have all your old faves, Icarus, Cannonbolt, clothing discussions, etc. But with the old also comes the new, with the addition of sixth (oh boy, getting awfully crowded in here) viewer to the roster. It also becomes clear to all involved that Ghostfreak needs better hiring...

“I still don’t know how to fold a fitted sheet, but you know, we’ll get there one day.”  This is the one where the fellas decide they know what's best about everything, from dealing with bullies, to how to parent, and then... actually that might be all they talk about in this one Season 3, Under Wraps & The Unnaturals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"It sounded really good... visually I could not tell you anything." Sam learns that Sublimino will return. This news devastates him. Season 3, Monster Weather & Super Alien Hero Buddy Adventures Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“You just got shown up by a dyslexic!” That’s right! Grab your minetendos, open up your gamestations, and strap on your y-cubes. We are now your one-stop shop for all things GAME. For those of you who don’t believe in us, who think us foolish, unknowing, and misinformed when it comes to the complex socio-political-biosphere that is game… you’re probably right! But who’s gonna stop us? YOU?! Don’t make me laugh! HA! HahahahahahaHA! (Also, we apparently talk about furries now) Season...

“This is so far removed from Ben 10.” A lot of dragging on inconsistencies and lazy story-telling in this one. Please don’t take it personally Ben 10, it all comes from a place of love. Have no fear though, your boys get very far off topic in part two of this episode when they start reminiscing about disappointing movies and arguing about what did and didn’t happen at school. (Fun fact: Nat’s wrong, but won’t realise it till a few weeks after recording) On top of all that, learn how Joe was...

"Shall we go to bed?... SEPARATE beds!" Nat wasn't paying attention as much during one of these episodes because he was cleaning, but you'd hardly notice. After Sam and James spend too much time explaining all the inconsistencies that Nat didn't notice however, our three heroes finally get a well-deserved six hours of slee- SIX HOURS?! THEY ONLY GOT SIX HOURS OF SLEEP!? What psychopath was in charge of scheduling? But after that, all is right with the world, as some new blood arrives, and the...

“He shoots… the BEST loogies.” It’s been sixteen hours, and the reality is finally starting to set in, as the Quartet reach the season two finale. Maybe it’s the existential horror of their choices which finally keeps them on topic as they rank the episode of season two. Season 2, Episode 13, Back with a Vengeance Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Just like how Icarus was only half a bird." Iconic /ʌɪˈkɒnɪk/ adjective 1. relating to or of the nature of an icon; regarded as a representative symbol or as worthy of veneration. 2. Ghostfreak’s second design. PLOT TWIST! Sam's starting to switch to team Ripjaws! Meanwhile, the discussion of Ben's apparel rages on, as the boys seek out each and every inconsistency they can find in a Cartoon Network show, and pray to any deity they can think of that Grandpa Max never remembers his time as...

“I think maybe me and James are just sad.” Oh wow, an extra big episode just for you, aren’t you lucky. In an attempt to make sure they get enough sleep to remain functional human beings, a decision was made for the team to speedrun their discussions for episodes 7-10. They forgot about this halfway through, but Nat still insisted on editing together four discussions into one episode because…. You know what, that’s a really good question. Anyway, the Transformation Count is renamed to Sam’s...

“Why do the writers keep making me miserable, Sam.” Look, I’m gonna level with you guys here. I forgot to write a description for this one. I know, I know, you’re all probably sitting there thinking, “How could you let us down in such a way? We rely on your succinct and witty episode descriptions to prepare us for the scintillating 18-33 minutes ahead of us!” All I can say is that I’m sorry and I will try to do better… well I could probably say more, but I won’t. It’s late and my bed looks...

“If you plug that any harder, you’re gonna give yourself an electric shock.” After a brisk 200-metre walk to pick up their food, followed by the eating of said food, your pals find themselves reinvigorated and ready to keep talking about a whole bunch of stuff (sometimes even Ben 10). The debate on how Ben’s clothes work starts to pick up speed, and we get a frank reminder that these podcasters know very little about animation. Also, Nat sees an opportunity to drop a random Charlie Brown fact...

“Is he xenophobic, or is he just a misunderstood funny guy?” Dinner has been decided, it will be burgers. Meanwhile, things start to blur together for the boys as the night goes on. This is not helped the business of ordering dinner distract our heroes from watching an episode, followed by the most internally inconsistent episode of the series yet. Also, Nat and Sam keep saying “Green Zenith” instead of “Green Needle”. Idiots. Season 2, Episodes 1 & 2, Truth & The Big Tick Hosted...

“It’s the Worf paradox, conundrum, effect, thingy.” - As they finish season 1, the fools look back upon the last seven hours and, after a leson on Star Trek-born terminology, musing civilian casualties, and a brief ranking of episodes, the discussion moves onto more important matters, such as what they’re going to eat. Also, James has to explain the phrase “give them their flowers” because Nat and Sam live under a rock, but James doesn’t know who Beetlejuice is soooooo... Season 1, Episode...