This week, we're going to celebrate the steaming cinema turd known as BIRDEMIC: SHOCK AND TERROR! You knew we’d end up here sooner or later, so here goes nothing: Avian atrocities around amateur actors and actresses' awkward adventure! PSAs out the A! Famished little f*****s refusing fish...

This week we get into 1985's Perfect, starring Terl from Battlefield Earth, and our favorite scream queen, Jamie Lee Curtis... but the only screaming that can be heard would be coming from our respective domiciles as we thrust and wiggle our way through this two-hour-long abomination....

This week, we take a look at White Chicks, a movie that couldn't be made today because of THE CULTURE WAR according to some dipshit on YouTube. Yelling: S****y spies - shrouded as shallow socialites - shimmy, shoot and, go shopping! Hangnail trebuchet! Wanton destruction of small...