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Rat Grimes
The Department of Variance of Somewhere, Ohio
A shady governmental group that deals with supernatural entities experiences a containment breach at its main office. One new hire and one mid-level employee from the Bureau of Transnatural Resources are stuck on different floors when the lockdown begins. The two employees, Scarlet Jaunt and Jasmine Control, will have to work together however they can to escape the hostile creatures, shifting architecture, and invasive noises all around them. Go to for full cast information, transcripts, and more!
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4.6 stars from 59 ratings
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Have only compared this to 1 podcast and worth the same note: Spot a wall in your house and pick a bland, basic color of paint and throw the entire bucket onto that said wall… Grab a chair a few feet away and take a seat… One would gain more entertainment in watching that paint dry than listen...Read full review »
rhtjhbdbf via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 05/27/23
Descent story, but the narrator is making really unfortunate artistic choices.
L_3x via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 04/10/23
BRUHH 💀💀 I was trapped in 💀OHIO💀 annnnd this sussy podcast was recommended!!
lłhh via Apple Podcasts · Canada · 04/05/23
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Published 03/08/23
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Published 03/01/23
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