Dirty Crime Boys #9 -Joe is leaving our hometown in February… unless we get to a 100,000 plays - Our 12 listeners need to become a cult - How do you talk to a girl you like like? - We created a cult under the religion of Joe and Pat - Patrick’s Hail Mary play coming soon - College Freshman Year experiences: How Joe ended moving out. - Crime: Joe makes his summer fling wifey and how the relationship lead to heart break - How they met? How they fell in love at a theater kids party -...

Dirty Crime Boys #8 Opening: Patrick talks about his very really girlfriend Tracey that lives in Georgia or Nigeria How much money pat gives her, how they met, and why she enjoys feet pics What’s the dirtiest thing you did today? Why do they have 20 year old play high schoolers in shows in movies? Hunger Games School Setting: 7th grade blue team The story of a young Romelo: worms in his pocket, peeing over a stall into a urinal, stuck in a shopping cart on YouTube,...

Dirty Crime Boys #7 Joeys world tour food reviews shout out Joeys only fans? Is zac Efron ted bundy? Mitt Romney—> Mormons—>Caffeine——> Soaking? The crime: Sleepover with Spongebob Porn? Bradley Stooper’s tragic past  Jimmy Fallon harasses us The sleepover commence : freeze tag and deep talks  Who wanks? Bradley, the trav man, Dougster --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Dirty Crime boys #6 Eminem is he good or does he just rap fast? Nick cannon Quick scat session Setting: St. Patrick’s day weekend Road trip to a big college Party in the USA—-> Miley Cyrus———> why did she break up with that hemsworth brother The other hemsworth brother skit (Jeff Hemsworth)  Classic college party experience Jeff gets a intervention? Joe’s fascination with the minion movie Football party: epic Frat party: more epic Who puked on the futon? Was...

Dirty Crime Boys #5 Tinder Game and finding wifey Matching with Lucifer Would the devil be too much in the bed Joe’s go to song when depressed The crime: The Red Robin field trip Are the fries really bottomless? Pats battle with the fries Joe’s trial tribulations  Poopy pants Does the patriots dynasty turn Joe on? Bus drivers be like… Poop in a bag= classic prank Was this the worst crime yet? Couple of the year? Was the crime a family crime…? ...

Dirty crime boys #4 Soft Opening: Which cycle is the best (bicycle, tricycle, unicycle) Hozier talk (best song) Ejaculation with flaccid penis talk 4:20 Wet dreams and not cranking it I fart at 10:45 Difference between being stoner and having pink eye The crime: Janessa’s Classic Graduation party setting The PANTSING and GRANNY PANTIES High school musical rating Introducing : Stevey boy, Jonas, and Olivia Who did it? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way...

Joe and Pat are talking: Dog and peanut butter Deadpool is actually Ryan Reynolds Classic vine references Total lake house drama Difference between a party and kickback Introduction to Rock “Cognitive mind mapping” Did the boys get laid? The feud between rock and Mikey The pantsing and the micro problem Who kills who? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Joe and Pat are talking another classic crime. Who put the milk in the Spanish classroom? Like the last episode they go on many tangents that unveils pat might have been bullied in said class. Another classic episode for true crime fans. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode Joe and Pat uncover the mystery that is as high school party (We have been to a lot  of them I swear).  In this party a crime is committed and they have to discover WHO POOPED ON THE WALL? Also,  towards the end they call out all crime podcasts for the frauds they are. This is the new wave get out of the way grandpa and grandma. 100% happened and real. Not fake. *Consumer Warning "it may seem like we have micropenises but we do not. We swear. "- a joint statement from the...