This week we begin Mort and are introduced to.....Mort! A bumbling kid adjusting to a position in the oldest profession--no, the other one--soul reaping. Today in the Disc-Course: the first 70 pages of Mort (again), the lifetimer room, mid-eternity crisis, no beans, oboeshoes, fat cotton crisis, timer trauma, Mort Holefoot, Curry Time, John Mortlaney, Ysabel 2, Big Porridge, Zeno's Broom Paradox, AKAB, tiny pickles, oil slick elemental, sad glands, and comically crime ridden. For those playing along at home: Read up to page 147 in Mort (depending on your edition of the book), ending on the line: "Everyone had seen Mort run through it three times. He just hadn't opened it." ----- You can email us at [email protected], follow the show @thedisccourse on twitter, or find us in the phonebook under Zlorf! Our theme music is by Maxie Satan; find her on bandcamp at Pastel Hand Grenade. She rules. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.